"Noooo! I HATE SUBSTITUTES!" Dash cried out as he walked into the English classroom. He saw the substitutes name on the board but not the actual substitute.

"Only because they actually make us work" Sam said, walking past him and towards her seat. She sat down, grabbing her notebook.

Elizabeth sat next to Mikey. "Normally it's the other way around"

"Well this class is anything but normal" Star pointed out.

Tucker nodded his head. "TRUE!"

Soon, everyone was in their seats.

Everyone, except Danny.

The substitute walked into the classroom just as the bell rang.
"So sorry for the wait! This is my first time substituting for this school" The substitute explained. She looked to be in her mid twenties.

"Alright! As you can see, i'm Ms Brown and I'll be substituting for Mr Lancer" She explained.

"First, attendance" She grabbed the list of names off of Lancers desk.

"Dash?"

"Hi"

"Mikey?"

"Present!"

"Nathan?"

"Here!"

"Tucker?"

"No"

"Daniel?"

No answer. She marked him absent. Soon, everyone was called.

"Alright, so only Daniel Fenton is gone?" Nobody answered. They knew that he'd show up eventually. And if he didn't, that means something bad happened.

"Ok, grab your textbooks. We'll be writing an Essay"

Everyone groaned in annoyance.

———

It was halfway through the period and Danny hadn't shown up yet. Everyone began to get a bit worried.

Suddenly, the door slammed open. Everyone jumped in their seats and the Substitute let out a yelp of surprise.

Danny stumbled in the classroom.
"Are you drunk or sleep deprived?" Sam asked as he collapsed into his seat.

"I can't get drunk" he mumbled.

"...how do you know that"

"CUZ I DRANK A TON OF ORANGE JUICE AND FELT NOTHING!" Danny proudly exclaimed, standing on top of his chair.

"Excuse you! You can't just-" The substitute began, Danny cut her off.

"I think the fuck I can! Since I just did it!" Danny sassed.

"Oh my gosh it's a repeat from last time paulina get your camera!" Dash whispered.

"How dare you!"

"JUST CALL ME DAREDEVIL! I WANNA MEET DAREDEVIL! HE SEEMS LIKE A COOL DUDE!"

Sam sighed, "Danny, sit down you're gonna fall"

"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLL" Danny did a belly flop onto his desk. Tucker burst into laughter.

"GET OUT OF THIS CLASSROOM!"

"But whyyyyy... U GOTTA BE SO RUUUDEEE DONT YOU KNOW IM DEADDDDD"

"What!?"

"What!?" Danny copied.

Ms Brown closed her eyes and mentally counted to ten. She opened her eyes, more calm.

"Young man, you're going to have to leave either willingly or by force"

Danny pouted, "This is so sad, Alexa, play despacito"

Sam stood up. "WHO LET DANNY LOOK AT MEMES!?!?"

"THE FLOOR IS LAVA!" Danny rolled off of his desk and onto the floor.

The substitutes eye twitched. "OUT! NOW!"

"Bitch, where!?" Danny rolled onto his stomach.

"WHAT ARE THOOOSEEE!?!?" He pointed towards the substitutes shoes.

"That is so old it hurts" Tucker covered his face with his hands.

Danny sat up and pointed towards Tucker.
"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU!"

"How much sleep did you get?" Elizabeth asked.

"Go back to sleep, and starve"

"That didn't... ok"

The substitute grabbed the phone and called security. Soon, they walked inside.

Danny stood up. "DONT FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! SHWAAAAA" Danny kicked the wall on accident. The security guards sighed and walked out of the room.

"HEY! COME BACK!" The substitute called back.

"BITCH I HOPE DAFUQ YOU DO!"

The substitute looked at Danny then to the door.

"I QUIT!"

She ran out the door. Danny waited a few minutes then got up and locked it.

"I was to tired to do anything and when I heard there was a sub... well..." Danny shrugged. He sat back down in his seat.

"...you were faking it?"

"I completely winged it. I watched vines for the first time yesterday and thought, 'sure'"

"You're horrible"

"It's Phantom, bitch"

"Shut up!"

"...yes"

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Its 1 AM and I don't know what I just wrote... if you haven't seen any of these vines,

I'm sorry