Down below is complete randomness so bEWARE!

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"Hey, Tony?" Bruce asked as they got on the elevator. Tony chugged the rest of his coffee then turned to look at him.

"What?"

"Are you sure it's a good idea for me to be in the tower at the same time as the rest of Dannys' friends?" He asked, shuddering at the though of hulking out when all those kids were in the tower.

Tony snorted.
"If they're able to deal with Danny on a daily basis then they'll be able to handle the Hulk. You got nothing to worry about"

Bruce thought about that for a minute.
"Yeah, you're right"

The doors opened and they walked into the Avengers living room. They both froze when they saw what was happening.

Clint and Scott were cheering on Dash and Kwan who were playing Mario cart.

"USE THE BANANA, USE THE FUCKING BANANA!" Clint yelled.

Tucker, who had on a face mask with cucumbers over his eyes, removed his headphones.
"You're ruining my relaxing experience!" he exclaimed, the spa towel around his head almost slipping off.

Danny, who was laying next to him, sat up as well. He was wearing the face mask on every part of his body not hidden by his bath robe. He took off one of the cucumbers covering his eyes. He looked and saw Tony and Bruce. He grinned at them.

"You're here! We're having a bro night!" He exclaimed.

Steve walked into the living room along with Falcon. He froze then motioned towards Danny.
"Why...?"

"It's supposed to be stress relieving. Wanna cucumber?" He offered the cucumber that was on his eye. Steve shook his head. Danny shrugged then put it back and laid back down.

"I can't do this"

"Yes you can! Just don't move that much and you won't fall! It's relaxing!"

"No part of this is relaxing Peter!"

Tony looked up and nearly had a heart attack. Peter was on one of his web swings on the ceiling. Ned was in his own.

"Peter DOWN!" Tony flipped, racing to get his iron man armor.

"Uh ohhh, Iron dad is gonna have a heart attack" Tucker mumbled. Peter looked at Tony sheepishly as he flew up next to him in his Iron man suit.

"Where's Natasha?" Bruce asked.

"She's in the gym teaching the girls how to fight like an assassin. MJ is also with them" Peter explained once he was on the ground along with Ned.

"I wanna fight like an assassin" Danny mumbled. Everyone stared at him in disbelief.

"How do you describe yourself fighting now?" Ned the Shitblossom asked.

"Nice" Danny instantly replied.

"Do you need a therapist because I'd be more then welcome-" Danny interrupted Falcons offer.

"I sense a new friend" He sat up, cucumbers falling off his eyes.

"The fu-"

"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!?" A familiar accented voice yelled as the elevator opened. They were pointing at the other elevator occupants shoes.

T'challa closed his eyes and sighed.
"I do not understand your references, why must you keep making them?"

Peter jumped on the ceiling in excitement, scaring the actual hell out of poor iron dad.
"SHURI!" He squealed, running across the ceiling until he was right above her.

"PETER!" She yelled back in equal excitement. He dropped down.

"NEW FRIEND NEW FRIEND!" Danny cheered as he also ran towards them.

T'challa immediately went to talk with Steve and Bruce, leaving his sister to make vine references with Peter and now Danny.
"Help us all" He mumbled along with everyone else as the three of them immediately started making meme and vine references. Tucker shot up to join them as well as Ned.

"MY BEST FRIEND MUST NOT BE STOLEN FROM ME!" Tucker exclaimed, eating the cucumbers that were once apart of his relaxing experience.

"DONT WORRY TUCKER YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!" Danny reassured.

"I LIKE YELLING TOO!" Shuri yelled.

Shuri turned towards Peter.
"So how did you take down Captain America?"

Steve spat out his drink of water. Peter grinned.
"I Shot him in zee legs because his shield is zee size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot"

Steve looked at them in disbelief while Tony burst into uncontrollable laughter. T'challa just shook his head. Clint nearly passed out from laughing which made Scott poor his soda on him.

Danny turned towards the grown ups and screamed,
"FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!"

Clint screeched and clapped his hands. Suddenly, Danny gasped and turned towards T'challa.

"I just remembered! You're a king to, right? We can be king buddies!" Danny exclaimed, eyes literally sparkling.

He stared at Danny with wide eyes then towards everyone else. They all nodded their heads.
"I know, hard to believe they allowed the demon to be in control of an entire realm" Dexter said. Danny slapped him with his spoon he happened to be carrying.

The soon to be fight was interrupted by the sound of crying. Danny immediately phased through the ceiling, surprising T'challa and making Shuri stare in awe.

He soon came back down holding DJ in his arms.
"Meet my adorable son who I love with all my heart and if anything bad happened to him i'd kill everyone in this room and then mys- never mind I'm already dead"

"He had two energy drinks because Thor let him" Loki, who nobody noticed was sitting on the couch, said.

"You liar you gave them to him. Thor's not even here anyway, he's in the kitchen stuffing his face with pop tarts!" Scott exclaimed.

Loki just smirked. Stephen suddenly teleported into the room through a portal. He began to walk towards Tony then froze, noticing everyone else.
"I see this is a bad time. In that case I'm leaving"

"WAIT!" Scott yelled, causing Stephen to pause.

"Yes?"

"I see you know magic, I myself know some as well" He made cards come out of his mouth. Peter stared in amazement.

"Woah, SCOTT CAN YOU PLEASE TEACH ME TO DO THAT!" He begged.

"The magic techniques must be remained a secret. I mustn't!" Scott 'disappeared' by flipping over and hiding behind the couch.

DJ began to wiggle in Danny's arms which meant he wanted to be put down. Danny carefully set him on the ground and he immediately began waddling towards T'challa.

T'challa looked a bit unsure but soon smiled as he picked DJ up. DJ gave him a smile, showing off his one tooth. Danny squealed as he took a picture of him smiling.

"Sam and I absolutely love his one little tooth" he said, smiling. T'challa suddenly choked on his spit then looked at Danny.

"Wait you're a king!? And you have a son!?"

Shuri raised an eyebrow at her brother.
"That was quite a late reaction, brother"

Suddenly, Deadpool walked out of the avengers kitchen while holding a chimichanga.
"Oh, hello" He said as everyone stopped at stared at him.

"How the fuck did you get in here" Tony asked, immediately checking to see if Friday got disabled.

"The author wrote me in randomly, and she didn't write me in sooner because she just now watched both of my movies" He jumped out the window.

"Big Mood" Shuri, Peter, and Danny said in sync.

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So like IM SORRY FOR NOT UPDATIng not gonna write in caps the whole time sorry bout that.

Anyways, I was gonna write this a few weeks ago but got really sick and then a week ago I was at a birthday party on Saturday but got ignored the entire time because nobody would talk to me BuT wHaTEvER iM nOt BitTeR so I spent the rest of the weekend moping around while eating chocolate and cuddling my puppy bECauSe aT lEaSt aNimAlS dOnT iGnOre yOu I swear I'm over it tHiS iS WhY aNimAlS ARe bEtTeR tHaN peOPlE

Then I had to catch up on all the missing work I missed while sick and also doing new assigned work SO IM UPDATING TODAY

Sorry for the long wait, might not be able to update as much as I'd like because schools a PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO BE GONE but I'll try my bestestestestestestestest!

Good day.