me: *sigh*

google: my sensors are telling me that your bored.

*looks at google* no shit sherlock.....wheres my phone?

g:*hands it to me* here it is misstress....

*goes onto to tumblr* *sees a post* HA! CORN HUB!!!!!

g:....searching for "pornhub".....

GOOGLE NO!!!

G: showing results....

NO! I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT!!!!

g: but you want to see "septiplier"

THERES A DIFFERENCE!!!!!! *runs away crying*

g: *looks at pornhub* odd.....