Me: *cleans the piranha tank* *takes off scuba equipment* Man this piranha tank looks so awesome!

LanaTime : *angrily stops towards me with her eyes bright red*

Me: Hey La-

LanaTime : You left me again!!!

Me: *nervous laugh* I ran out of wi-

LanaTime : I was so bored and lonely!!!

Me: Right, right I get that b-

LanaTime : You stole my first kiss, made me puke on a bucket, gave me a massive headache, and you wouldn't get out of my pants!!!

Me: Okay! I'm a flirt! S-

LanaTime : Then you left me!!! AARGH!!! IVE HAD ENOUGH!!! *dips my head in the piranha tank*

Me: *screams in the water*

*piranhas eat my face*

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Welp! Lana killed me! Dare me more! I need your dares! I feed on them! And no need to dare to revive me! Anyways:

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
Keep Calm
&
Entertain Lana
while I'm gone spelunking!

(What does spelunking mean? I just heard it on batman)
See ya my little stalkers~!