Gonna do 2 dares in one chapter... Dont ask my logic :3
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@OwlInTheDark dares: I dare you to make Jere-Bear nosebleed in every chapter!

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Jeremy: "Well t-then... F-Fuck me!"

*Mike walks in with a bikini swimming suit on, walking towards Jeremy in a sexy, stupid way*

*Jeremy stares, nosebleeding alittle*

Jelly: *rolls eyes and walk up to Jeremys right ear, whispering* "Penis!"

*Jeremy shoots out blood from nose, falling on the floor, not breathing*

Jelly: "CPR!!!"

*Jelly does CPR on bloody Jeremy.*

*Mike contuines to dance with bikini swimming suit on*

*Owl (@OwlInTheDark) runs up and kicks Mike in the ass*

Owl: "Fuck off! Jeremy is dieing cause of the loss of blood!"

*After Jeremy startes breathing again, Jelly runs up and kicks Mike in the (coughs) the place when the sun no shine*

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@midpaw dares: I dare Mike to sing my little pony song and dress up as a maid for 3 dares!

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*Mike takes a shower, singing my little pony*

*Jelly and Mid (@midpaw) comes up to the shower certains with a bucket and maid dress in our hands, including a baseball bat, which Mike doesnt notice*

*Kenzie and Pesky grabs the shower certains*

Jelly: *whispers* "3... 2... 1..."

*Kenzie and Pesky pulls down the shower certains, revealing a naked, screaming Mike*

*Mid shoves a bucket on Mikes head, beating the crap out of it when a baseball bat*

Jelly: *giggles* "Shit man, you gonna kill him!"

*Mid stops beating, having naked Mike fall on the shower tiles, unconscious, with a bucket on his head*

Jelly: "First, should we put underwear on him?"

Kenzie: *rubs hands evily* "Nope! Lets have him suffer!"

*Jelky nods head, sliding the maid dress over Mikes naked body*

*Mike penis sticks out of dress*

Jelly: "Fuck!"

*Mid returns with duck tape in her hands, passing it to Jelly*

Jelly: *Nods, smirking. Jelly pulls out a piece of duck tape and throws it at Peskys face, screaming* "I DONT WANNA TOUCH HIS PEEWEE!"

*Pesky rolls eyes, taking the duck tape and places on Mikes member, taping it onto Mikes belly.

Pesky: *rubs hands, unamused* "Wasnt that hard..."

*Jelly face palms, Mid giggles*

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Gtg school, and i didnt do my fucking homework!