@Kwelpgirl dares: I dare myself to hug all the guards, it would be my life dream goal!

(Dude, hope i got it right, sorry if i didnt. I just got bad memory)

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Jelly: "My pleasure!" *laughs evil as Pesky goes and gets the fnaf crew*

*Pesky shoves all of the fnaf crew towards Kwelp (@Kwelpgirl)*

Jelly: "Now hug them!"

Kwelp: "I'll be delighted!" *hids fork behind back*

*Kwelp walks up to hug Jeremy. Jeremy hugs back*

*Kwelp walks up to hug Scott. Scott hugs back*

*Kwelp walks up to Mike, to hug him. Mike hugs back but Kwelp points fork on his butt*

Mike: "WTF!?"

*Kwelp giggles and continues to hug people*

*Kwelp walks up to hug Amber (read my fanfic) and Fritz, hugging them both. They hug back*

*Kwelp soon walks up to Vincent, staring at the purple asshole in front of her*

*Vincent sighs, walking up to Kwelp, so he can hug her*

*Togther they hugged, but Kwelp rises forks up to his back*

*Kwelp repeatedly stabs Vincent in the back with a fork*

*Vincent bleeds, falling on the floor, blacked out*

*Kwelp runs away like a badass with a bloody fork in her hand*

(Theres something about me and forks these days, lolz)

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Stars_In_The_Void dares: I dare Jeremy to slap Mikes butt and do the eyes wiggle towards him!

XD

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*Jeremy and Mike are in the kitchen, minding their own business*

*Mike starts eating baby pickles as Jeremy just reads the newpaper*

*Mike acendentally drops a baby pickle on the floor, bending over to pick it up*

*Jeremy smirks, walking up to Mike, who was bending over, slapping his ass hard*

*Mike yelps, jumping back on his feet again*

*Jeremy giggles*

Mike: *turns around to Jeremy, smirking* "Like what you see, huh~"

*Jeremys eyebrows wiggle in a wave motion, walking backwards to the living room*

Jeremy: "I do, its qu-quite s-sexy~"

Mike: "I know im sexy but your ass is the sexyest of them all~"

Jeremy: "Y-Yas, your right~"

*Jeremy entered the living room backwards, he fell on his back acendentally*

*Bang!*

Mike: *laughs ass off* "Fucker! Dont ever moonwalk backwards without looking back!"

*Jeremys eyebrows are still wiggling, moving on his face*

*Scott from the distance, stares.... And nosebleeds*

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@bonbonbonniebon dares: I dare the fnaf crew to meet Spongebob!

Wtf....

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Jelly: "I will totally love this!" *giggles and fangirls*

*Spongebob magically teleports in front of the fnaf crew, laughing*

*Fnaf crew stares at him, frightened*

Spongebob: "Hi, im s-p-o-n-g-e-b-o-b!"

Mike: *noddeds head, frightened* "We know how to fucking say your name shit head!"

Fritz: *giggles* "I think he's kinda cute!"

*Spongebob laughs*

Mike: *Grumbles* "Someone put fucking duck tape on his face, he's laugh is ass!"

Jeremy: *walks up to Mike, hugs him cutely* "Dont b-be m-m-mean to h-him. He's s-special!"

*Spongebob walks up to Jeremy and pokes him*

Jeremy: *screechs* "HE T-TOUCHED ME!"

*Mike giggles*

*Jeremy blacks out, falling on the floor unconscious, nosebleeding*

Vincent: *startes shaking* "His nose looks like a needle!"

Scott: "Vinney, its just a nose! Its not gonna hurt you baby!"

*Scott kisses Vincent on the lips passionately*

*Spongebob walks up and pokes his nose on Vincent*

*Vincent screechs, turning completely pink, before running away screaming*

*Scott backs away from Spongebob. And when he got a good distance from Spongebob, he turned around, taking off running, screaming*

*Fritz and Amber slowly, yet magically, disappeared*

*Jelly, Mike, and unconscious Jeremy are the only ones left*

Spongebob: *starts singing* "F is for friends that do stuff together! U is for u and me! N is for anywhere and anytime---!"

Mike: *growls and yells* "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

*Mike punches Spongebob in the face*

*Spongebob falls on the floor unconscious*

Mike: *grumbles* "Fucker...."

Jelly: *gasps* "You fucking punched him! You fucking punched him! You fucking punched the yellow guy!"

Mike: *shoulder shrugges* "So?"

Jelly: *sighs and lifts up middle finger* "Fuck you! Just go make yourself useful and eat a fork!"

*Jelly walks away*

Mike: *shrugges* "Ok."

*Mike pulls out fork and shoves it down his throat, trying to eat a fork*

*Mike chokes, falling unconscious on top of Jeremys tiny body, squishing it*

>x3

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