Tails' terrible jokes

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Taylor and Glimmer comes into the room arguing and giggling

Glimmer: He cant do this dare! Let Silver do it. He os the cracky after all

Taylor: Ya, but its not HIS dare.

Tanya and Silver: Whatcha guys talking about?

Tanya and Silver looks at each other

Tan and Sil: How did you know i was gonna say that?

Tan and Sil: Stop that!

Tan and Sil: Seriously stop.

Tan and Sil: ER MAH GURD!!

Shadow: Would you guys do us a favor and SHUT UP! Anyways... what today's dare?

Tay and Glim: Tails has to crack jokes all day. -gasps- How did you know I-

Shadow: Don't.

Silver: Start cracking Tails.

Tails: Ok. So it was me and my friend hanging out at a club, and these two girls agrueing over who song more famous. One girl says, "I will have you know that Elsa won a medal for singing let it go." But the next girl was like, "So? Mulan got awarded too." The girl who was talking about Elsa was like, "Ya but Elsa had magic powers, the only thing that Mulan could do was climb a stupid pole." Then the girl who was talking about Mulan was like,"At least i didnt destroy my home!" her friend came outta no where andwas all like, " OH BURN!!! Ya got any ice to cool that one?"

Tails killed himself laughing. Taylor, Sonic, abd Silver huddled up.

Knuckles: -laughs for a few minutes then stops- I dont get it.

Taylor and the guys break and smiles at Tails.

Starfire-Taylor
Sonic-Cyborg
Silver-Beast Boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlmqfM_xwQA

Everyone laughs even Tails.

Tails: I didnt know you could sing Tay.

Taylor: Ya me niether.

Alan and a cow with a skate board walks in.

Taylor looks at the author.

Taylor: Who are they?

Author: I dunno.

Tails: Alan are you a cow?

Alan: What? No!

The cow: Ya me neither. You guys wanna go skateboards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMH_SIcRHHM


Taylor: Tails dont make us sing it again. Please, stop trying. PLEASE.

Tails: NEVA!!!

A muffin and a guy walks into the room.

Taylor: Where da freak are you getting these people?!

Author: I still dont know...so this is how Knucles feels.

Knuckles: Hey! Wait, no... She's right

The guy: Hey Tails, what time is it?

The muffin: Its muffin time!

Tails: Actually its 12:30.

The muffin: O-O......SOMEBODY KILL ME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGzujGfXrlI

(it might be slow. Sorry!)

Taylor: I freaking swear Tails. STOP.

Tails: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Taylor: End this before I end you author. Because i swear I will-

Bye for now! Hope you enjoy!

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