Anti: "͝He̶e͜ey D̛a̡rky~ I͢ hear̴d̨ i̧t̢'҉s͏ ͘a̸ c̷er̛tain ͟someo͢n͝e͡'̶s b͏-d͘a͘y̛~͠!̴"

Dark: "Oh please no" *sigh* "Anti go away, I do not have the time nor the patience to deal with you today"

Anti: "A͝w͠w͜ do͡n't͏ ́b͞e l̸i̡ke̸ ͝th̡at Da͝r̕ky, ̵I͞ ͘go͜t͜'͢cha so͠me̵t͟hi̡ng̨ any̷way̕s~!"̸

Dark: "...What on Earth could you have POSSIBLY gotten me?" *he seemed skeptical*

Anti: *he gave Dark a small present, smiling widely* "҉G͟o a̡head, o҉p͘eǹ it."

Dark: "I...I would really rather pass--

Anti: "̢̀͢F̴͢U͝C͏҉K͘̕Ì̛N͢͡G͢ ̷̶Ò́P̸̡͟EN҉̕ T͟H̴̷͝E̕͜͜ ̷͢DAM͘͢͝N ͏́̕P͘͢R̴E̷̷SÈ͜N͝͞T!͢͠"̧ *soangry*

Dark: "Alright! Alright! You annoying little..." *he sighed and opened the present, his eyes widening at what he saw*

*There was a dildo with a picture of himself attached to it inside the box*

Anti: "͟So, ̷y'̵ l̸ik̵e̴ y͢er͘ ͡p̸r͘e͡sent?̵" *he giggled childishly*

Dark: *stood there, twitching, as reality began to disfigure, glitches formed and the surrounding area turned grey with a 3D effect and a horrible high-pitched ringing sounded*

Anti: "? Da̸rk̕y?́ Y̛e ͟o҉k͘ay͜?͘"͠

Dark: "Y o u h a v e u n t i l t h e c o u n t o f T H R E E t o r u n..."

Anti: "Oh̷ s҉hiteb͠al̀l̢s҉" *he slowly vanished out of the room, holding his middle fingers up before disappearing*

Dark: "I swear to God, I am going to strangle him one of these days..."

(( Lol, why did I make this? Anyways happy birthday to Darkiplier! That manipulative fucko I swear, anyways hope y'all enjoy this lil crack fic ))