Ethan- Who are you?

??- Oh you don't recognize this voice Ethan I'm surprised you don't.

Ethan- No you died you died when I burned the house down how the fuck are you still alive girl and you joined him out of all people come on do better.

??- I am doing better he treats me better than you ever could.

Ethan- Only reason why I didn't treat you better was because you were crazy you were creepy Natalie if you weren't so crazy and overbearing we would still be together I was actually gonna marry cause I thought you were the one for me but clearly I was fucking mistaken.

Natalie- You were?

Ethan- Yes I was but you started to act crazy and then you cheated on me and tried to blame me as the reason you cheated. Saying oh well you have been cheating on me even though I've never cheated on you neither have I ever cheated on anyone I've been with ask Bruce he knows.

Bruce- Yeah he hasn't he was real good at being loyal but he was even better at.... Well you can fill in the blank.

Ethan- Oh come on man there's kid that read these books.

Bruce- The person that's behind the screen is a kid.

Instantclassic- Hey ehh good point.

Bruce- Yeah so shut the hell up.

Instantclassic- Don't make me get Monika (iykyk)

Bruce- Who?

Instantclassic- You don't wanna find out so I suggest you shut the hell up.

Bruce- Okay anyways I bet you wanna know the reason why we have you tied up.

Ethan- Exactly I do.

Bruce- Well we want revenge for you breaking our hearts we want you back you deserve to be with us we can treat you better than Anna could.

Ethan- Bruce shut the hell up you never cared about me only reason why I got with you is because your looks and your not even that good looking actually you two are perfect for each other two ugly people in a relationship.

Bruce- Well if we were so ugly then why did you date us?

Ethan- Touché.

Bruce- Yeah but we want you to break up with Anna.

A loud crash was heard outside.

Natalie- I'll check it out *leaves to go see what made that noise*

Bruce- Anyways we want you to break up with Anna.

Ethan- Haha no can do compadre I love her and I'm not leaving her for someone that wouldn't love me and never love me it just makes no sense. So yeah what are you gonna do about it.

Anna- Hes not gonna do anything about it.

Bruce- Oh you must be Anna nice to finally meet you.

Anna- Can't say the same.

Bruce- Alright well Ethan was just about to break up with you.

Anna- Bullshit.

Ethan- Also Bruce you gotta work on your tying of things man it absolutely sucks *stands up and knocks Bruce out* should've done that a while ago oh and have fun in jail. Anna what did you do with Natalie.

Anna- Oh she's a bit tied up.

Ethan- Oh okay hold on I gotta call someone. Heyy umm I need some help just a few people from my past that need to be deleted can you do that for me. Thanks bye.

Anna- Who was that?

Ethan- A friend that can eliminate those two idiots from history so we never have to see or hear from them again.

Anna- Thank god.

Ethan- Exactly.