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D - Darling

S - Sweety

R - Rana

SSR - Director Rajamouli

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Heysaa rudhrasaa heysarabhadra samudrasaa... *phone rings*

D: Cheppu bangaram ( tell bangaram)

S: What are you doing ?

D: Cutting tomatoes !

S: Mmm... have you put the clothes for wash ?

D: No ma, after this I will do that.

S: Remember hand-wash my saree. The last time you put my delicate saree in the washing machine it came out tattered.

D: Ok ma...

S: What are you cooking for lunch ?

D: I'll make biriyani

S: You know the recipe ?

D: Amma has given me if I have doubt i will call her and ask.

S: Good. Make chapathis for dinner you know i won't have rice at night.

D: Sure bangaram.

S: Hmm.. what is the little one doing ?

D: Sleeping.

S: When he gets up, feed him milk. Don't mix and keep, it will become cold. As soon as he gets up make and give.

D: Ok dear. Anything else ?

S: When the other two come back from school give them lunch and ask them to do their homework.

D: Ok Sweetu. Where are you ?

S: Parlour and after that I am going

for shopping, will be late. Don't wait for me you have your food.

D: Ok ma, bye, love you..

S: mmm love you, love you..

D goes back to cutting vegetables.

Heysaa Rudhrasaa heysarabhadra samudrasaa... *phone rings*

R:Hi Bava ! I called you a while ago it was engaged..

D: Ah that... I was talking with the producer.

R: Reyy bava don't lie ! That was bro right ?

D: Hmm you found out( feels embarrassed) , what are you doing ?

R: Turning into your house. Open the door ra..

R gets off the car carrying a little girl in his arms and a bag slung on his shoulders.

D: Oh ho, you brought this little angel too ! ( takes the girl from his arms ) What's up ?

R: Arre bava what do I say, morning I was watching tv... she came gave the child to me and said she was going to the gym. Today I have to babysit her and I thought of you anyway you would be doing that so came in to join you.

D: Hey stop it bava, you are pulling my leg too much. ( keeps a pitiful face)

R: Just for fun bava, come let me help you.

Both bavas get to work. D cooking and R kneading the dough for chapathi.

R : Bava, see our state ra. I was happily bashing goons on screen now I am made to whack this dough.

D: True bava, I was cooly relishing my mother's food now I have to prepare my own. Look at what marriage has reduced the mighty Bhalla and great Baahu to.

R: Correct ra bava ! We should have stuck to our initial plans of staying single and settling down in old age home. Either way bro would have been with you.

D blushes.

Ting ! tong ! *door bell rings*

Both exchange looks. 

R: Who could it be at this time ?

D: I'll go and check.

D Opens the door.

D: Raj ! Come in...

SSR: Yeah it's me !

R: Oh, come in sir...

SSR: You are here too... what's special both my hero and villain have teamed up together ?

D: Bah...nothing usual stuff... my wife and his wife have assigned us home duty so we are sharing our load. What brings you here ?

SSR: I came to my office just thought of dropping by your place and I am free today so I'll also join you guys.

R: Rama garu?

SSR: She has gone to her native.

A call comes in for SSR who excuses himself from the guys to pick the call.

They hear a wail.

R and D give a "yours or mine ?" look to each other.

They rush to the room to see D's baby crying. D picks the baby up.

D: He must be hungry.S asked to mix the milk and give.I'll do that.

R takes the child from his hand and D makes the milk. He gives it to the baby who spits it out and continues crying.

They look clueless.

R: Bavaa, I got an idea ! What's that song bro sings to put you to sleep ??

D: Darlingey osi na darlingey ?

R: Haiyooo ( hits his forehead) that is to put you to "sleep" I am talking about normal sleep.. some kanna...

D: Oh kanna nidurincharaa...

R: Aahhh yes yes that one ! Sing that no ! He's your son he will definitely sleep.

D: Are you kidding me ? Me singing ?? I don't want to kill my son!! Reyy, are you taking revenge on Mahendra this way ?

R: Oh bavaa you and your jokes at a crucial moment...no point talking to you I'll only sing...

Clears his throat..

D: ( Looks at his son) Hmm now *Annamayya is going to sing da, god save us both.

R glares at D and very proudly

"KANNA NIDURINCHARAAA"...

The baby's wail gets louder..

R: Oh shucks ! Bava what do we do now ? It's gone worst !!

D: You !!!! He would have cried a little while and gone back to sleep but you have awakened him completely with your brays !!! Oh this time S will be Baahubali and me Sethupathi !!!

R: Sorry Bava! But I promise you this time my verdict will be in support of you.

D: 😡😡😡

R: Ok ok cool... what do we do now ??

D: I don't know ra bava he is usually quiet but if he starts he doesn't stop just like his mother.

SSR: Both of you stop. A little while I am away and you start creating ruckus. Inspite becoming fathers you guys still haven't changed one bit. Why is the child crying ? Don't bring your bearded faces near and scare him. Give him to me.

D and R raise an eyebrow at SSR.

SSR: Huh..uh oh well...even I too have a beard but not so awful as yours.

R:See bava, he made us grow this forest and he is only ridiculing us.

D: Yes ra bava our beard is scary his is fine it seems.

SSR: 😁

SSR cradles the baby and soon the little one is in the verge of dozing off he fits the bottle in his mouth and the baby sucks in the milk. Peace prevail.

D: Wow ! What a magic, truly you are jakkanna !

R: Yes, we tried and failed but jakkanna touches and it is a success!

SSR: 😎

What do you think of me, I am jack of all trades ! All this is also an art ra. You are young boys you still have to learn a lot.

D and R nod their heads.

R: Pls teach us to na..

D: Yes yes I agree

They leave the baby back in the room.

SSR: Come boys I'll teach you. Today do all the housework and by the time your wives come home they'll be so pleased that they'll never leave your sight. After that you'll shower praises on me.

D and R get excited. All 3 get to work. After a hard day's work they relax at the terrace.

2 cars arrive infront of the house.

R's wife: Hi Sweety!

S: Hey hi ! What a surprise !

They hug.

R's wife: R told me to come here.

S: Oh.. looks like those two have something up their sleeves.

R's wife: Me too think so..

They walk in.

Look, Amma has come !!! The kids stop doing their work and run to their mothers who hug them.

S looks around, startled at the neatness.

D, R and SSR come down the stairs.

S: Sir, you are here too.. ?

SSR smiles and nods his head.

Both the guys go and stand beside their respective wives. They hand over the babies to their mothers.

S: I don't believe this, my house is so spick and span even after me being away the whole day.

R's wife: And not even a phone call from this man asking me for doubts. Did she trouble you honey ?

R: No not all. It was a breeze for me.

D: Yes bangaram, I had no issues too Raj was there to help us.

Wives are full of praise for the husbands. The guys give a proud look to each other and hug, thank their captain.

D,R&SSR : Success !

R's wife: Sweety, you know we had planned a ladies trip with our girl gang to Goa ? I had put it on the back-burner because I was worried of leaving my children and home under the care of my husband but now I am thoroughly convinced. We should consider it now.

S: Oh yes we should. I am also sure he will manage. 3 weeks won't be an issue. What say Pabsu ?

D&R exchange a shock reaction.

D&R: 3 weeks ah ???

They clench their fists and give a death stare to SSR.

R: Reyy bava, what did he tell ?

D: This is also an art he said ra bava.

R: We'll show him our art.

SSR mv : Oops...they are scowling at me I feel like Sakethudu caught b/w Bhalla and Baahu..there is no cliff here for me to fall off too.. what do I do ?? Hmm let me pretend I am on a call..

He takes his phone out.

SSR: Huh hu..hello, I can't hear properly the signal is weak I'll come out and talk to you..

He tries to sneak away only to be blocked by the two giants. They roll up their sleeves.

R: ( Calls D's son ) You wanted to know how uncle bashed your naana in Baahubali right ?

The boy nods his head excitedly.

D: ( Calls R's son ) And you wanted to see how I kick your naana right ?

R's son smiles widely

D&R : Now you will get to see !

SSR : Ooohhh they have trained their sons to be like them also... action lovers..

R: HATHAPRAVERAAAA !!!!!!!!!!

SSR: RAMAA !!!!!!!!!!!

😁😁

*Annamayya is a saint and composer of the 15th century.One of the earliest musicians of south india.