Bhagamathi series -
Shot 2 : Chanchala's hero & The Villian😕 !

2016

Ashok finalized Unni Mukundan(U) and he came to UV office for the first time. Wearing a body hugging black dry fit t-shirt and blue jeans sporting a thick beard, U greeted them with a smile.

As: Where is my god ?

Pra: Where is my goddess?

As: In the meeting room.

Pra: Then god also must be there...come..

The trio went to the meeting room.S was sitting on the swivel chair and D on her opposite both resting their chin on their palms and engaged in a deep staring contest with 'idedo bagundi' song played on loop as the bgm. U was so excited to see Darling as he had become a fan of him post Bahubali 1.

U: Haai ! Chettan!! 😃
(Chettan means elder brother in malayalam)

He skipped to D and hugged him tightly taking him by surprise.

D: Aiyooo ammaa !!! Bhalla caught me !!! Huh... uh...who is this small Bhalla??

U: Chetta, it is me Unni ! Janatha garage actor..oooh ende guruvayoorappa !! Oru reshayum illa !! (calling god out of excitement) you look the same as in the movie... what an acting in Bahubali, you killed it !! I have become your big fan chetta !!!

He hugged him once more resting his head on D's hard chest,eyes closed and reveling in the feel. It was a fan boy moment for Unni but our shy boy D felt awkward.

D: (Mv: Why is he clinging on to me like Lisa in Billa ??Maybe he is a...oh no I have to save myself !!) Eerrr... can you pls leave me...I'm not that kind...

U broke the hug and looked at him in awe.

D: Of course chetta ! You are not that kind!! You are one of a kind! Everyone knows. You are very kind...

D mv: And you're definitely out of your mind! Stupid fella doesn't know what I meant.

D smiled at him for formality but wondered what the crackpot was doing there. As if read his mind, Pra said he was the hero of the film. Ashok introduced him to S.

U: Haai ! Sweety !! 😃

He walked to her side to hug her but D was too quick, before U could hug, D came and stood in between like a tree to shield his sweetu ma.

D: Stop! What you want to do ??

U: Hug her...

D: Its ok hug me... I will pass it to her...

D stretched his arms apart.

S: Uff... Pabsu pa move.. don't be so rude... Hi Unni..

She pushed D aside, forwarded her palm and they both shook hands irking D.

D: Enough..enough... one handshake will do..what is this as if pumping water from roadside pump? Her hands are delicate, must be careful while handling.

D slowly pulled out her hand from Unni's, took out his handkerchief, added a few drops of hand sanitizer and wiped S's hand with care as if cleaning an antique glass piece.

Pra: Ok Unni, we'll get the papers ready for you to sign.

Pra and As left the room.U was gaping at beautiful S and territorial D slowly slid his way to the middle of S and U again.

U: Sweety, this salwar is...

D: Thank you I only bought for her.

U: ...not good makes you look dull I think you should wear bright colours it will suit you.. you come I'll take you to Kerala we have good selections there.

D mv: Wth!! I kidnapped her from Karnataka to Telengana you are trying to loot her from here to Kerala? Over my dead body !

S: Oh really ? Definitely I'll come then..

D mv: Ooohhh this one another mental!! The moment someone mentions salwars or sarees she goes crazy, how much I buy her also not enough.Uff !

S: Your shades are so cool Unni can I see them ?

U: Oh sure... you can wear them actually...

He put on the shades for her.

S: Wow ! Pabsu pa nice ??

D: (feigning a smile) Yeah...
(mv: How many shades I have, all unique ones even alien shades I have, not once she has appreciated it, but this guy comes with one and she likes it. I will give his shades to blackie !!)

U: You know Sweety, I've always wanted to work with you so when Ashok sir called me I agreed immediately even without listening to the script.

D mv: Oh so this is his work..Ashok !!! You will face my wrath!!!

S: Aaww thank you Unni...nice to have you on board. Pabsu pa, get him something to drink no...tea or coffee..

D: What !!! Me ?? Me getting tea/coffee for this petty fella ??? You know who I am ?? Bahubali of the world! Owner of UV creations! Pride of Uppalapati clan! Emperor of hearts!! The one and only warrior who pushed countless petty fellas out of the que and stole the invaluable Anushka shetty! I have servants to work for me and I have to do this ?? No Pabsu pa won't do this !!

He crossed his arms at his front keeping a stern face.

S: He is our guest. We should only...

U: No actually I don't want I am fine thanks.

S and U began to talk and soon the conversation went deep into discussing films and fitness.

U: So what do you do in yoga ?

D: Stretch and sleep on a mat instead of a bed. That they call yoga.

S chuckled and smacked D's shoulder playfully.

U: Hahaha you have a good sense of humour chetta... I know a few aasanas, I used to practice when I was in college.

D: Why you didn't have anything to study ? We all went to college to study.

S: Ssshhh Pabsu pa...that's nice Unni. I do it even now whenever I have time if not just the basic suryanamaskar and pranayama.

U: Cool.. I've watched videos of some famous gurus they're so flexible and energetic blah blah blah..

D mv: I watch videos of Sweety. Oh my what a sexy figure, that long neck, voluptuous bossoms, slender waist, curvaceous back.It is all for me! Pabsu pa! I am so lucky!! 😍

U: I think I should learn some yoga from you.

This obviously didn't go well with D.

D: Yoga is for girls. Why don't you do something manly like lifting weights and dumbbells?? Come, you join me when I go to the gym. Rana will also be there. ( Mv: I will ask my bava to make omelette out of you !!)

U: No Chetta actually I am a gym guy only. I spend most of the time there but I want to learn yoga to keep my mind calm and balanced.

D's gaze shifted to U's body, he had a chiselled physique which was further accentuated by the tight fit tshirt he wore. D then looked at himself and felt insecure.

D mv: Hmm petty guy is a gym body he doesn't have one bit of flab on his tummy but look at me I have a little paunch. He looks like a greek god but I am an ugly duckling Sweety will hate me sob...sob...

U flexed his biceps to show his muscles.

D: Huh..uh..I also have... see Sweety...

He desperately rolled up the sleeves of his oversized tshirt to show off his muscles but sadly U's were more toned.

S: Unni you win ! Pabsu pa you have to lessen your intake of biriyani and work out more.

D's became disappointed when S declared U as winner. He felt left out.

D: Swee...sw...

He tried to get her attention but she was busy talking not even looking at his side. U was giving dreamy looks at her as she spoke. D noticed this and got irritated. Unable to take it anymore, he got up and stormed out of the room.

D: Ashok !! Ashok !!

Ashok had just finished his daily pooja of of offering flowers to D's photo and chanting D's sahasranamam(1000 names).

As: Haan..god is calling me.. what is it god ??

D grabbed his shirt and lifted him off the ground.

D: Why didn't you tell me this story has a hero ?? How dare you bring in a handsome, masculine petty fella to act with my bangaram ?

As: Huh.. that... he is not the main role so I didn't tell anyway they won't be having much scenes only one romantic duet.

D: What ???? My bangaram romancing that fella in a song ??? I will kill you !!!

As: Aiyooo !!! Pramod !!!

Pra rushed in and got hold of D from behind. D flailed his hands and legs like a child throwing tantrum.

D: Leave me Pramod !! I want to punch his face! I will destroy everything !!! No cancel this movie...cancel everything this project should not continue!!

He kicked the chairs and pushed everything on the table to the floor and was about to tear the papers of Bhagamathi project.

As: Oh no pls pls god this is my dream project !!! I will do as you say..but I need Unni... plsss god have mercy on me!!!

Pra: Annayya pls annayya don't be like this calm down the script is very good this movie will be beneficial for UV pls...

After much coaxing they managed to appease the roaring lion of Mahishmati.

D: Fine.. read Unni's part to me.

Ashok read it out.

As: ...And so Chanchala will be released and Shakthi will marry her they will live happily ever after with two children and...

D: STOP !! I couldn't live with my bangaram and our Mahendra.. The traitor, sinner Raj separated us but here you let her be happy with petty guy that too making her amma of his two children ?? Don't you know the rule ?

As: What rule god ?

D eyed Pra to read out the rule.

Pra: Rule 2379 of Telugu Film Industry: If Sweety has to become 'amma',Prabhas has to come. No one else is allowed to make her amma.

As: Huh.. uh.. I didn't know. What do I do now ?

D: I'll tell you. Kill Shakthi!

As: Haan ! God!! Are you
saying this ?? You help so many people to live, you wanting to take the life of someone ?

D: Yeah... everyone knows me as the kind hearted people's King Amarendra, but I have another face not known to all.. that is don Billa ! I will kill ANYONE because I want to be the ONLY ONE for my bangaram!

He gave out a devilish laughter.

As: But how is it possible god ?

D: Can.. can... anything is possible for god. Rewrite the script for Unni as I say.

Ashok did as D told and script was amended to get Shakthi character killed thus making Chanchala lonely in the end.

As: God, Chanchala is paapam no she has to Iive alone. Sob...sob...

D: No. If Bhagamathie becomes hit, you will write part 2 and in that I will enter the scene as hero, marry Chanchala and give her lots of babies!!!

As: But Chanchala character is strong, she won't fall for another.

D: Why do you care for all that ? From Sasha (S's character in her maiden film Super) to Chanchala no one can resist me.That is Pabsu talents. You won't know all that. Just write the script I will take care of seducing Chanchala.

As: Hmm for this you only could have acted as Shakthi.

D: What to do ra.. I already committed Sahoo and P20. Besides after Bb another immediate film with me general audience might get bored.

As: That is also true.

D: So get to work and let this secret remain amongst us neither should S nor U know about this.

They nodded their heads.

D: Unni, you might be the hero but I am your villain ra hee hee hee.

He reclined back on his chair in style and wore his shades throwing an evil smile.

Trust no one,
Kill anyone,
Be only one! (For bangaram)

Darling thug life ! 😎

😉😁

THE END