Let's take a look at Aadipurushhhh teaser & the event! 😁

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D: Wow! Sweet box! Reminds me of...huh...this is a temple
...Jai Shri Ram 🙏🏼

The four musketeers arrive at the event.

D: Rey mottu, ita raa....(Hey mottu, come here)

D uses Om Raut's shoulder for support as he finds difficulty in walking.

D: Forgot to take my bp and sugar tablets....feeling weak besides leg also hurts....old age...hihihi....but still I'm the one and only Aadipurushhhh! I have to save girls and the world!

They have to descend a slop.Despite his own struggles to walk, D shows his hand for Kriti pappa.

D: Sweetamma, chey ivvu....(Sweetamma, give your hand)

K: I'm Kriti ...🙂

D: Oh sorry Kriti ...stepped into this holy place forgot who I was and became Raamayya...hihihi....give your hand I'll help you...

K: It's ok I'll help you....you're hurt on your leg....

D: Ok fine but if anyone asks say I helped you because I have an image and I have to protect  girls....

K: 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️

The team is called up on stage. Anchor gives mike to D.

D: Ahem...mike testing...mmm...aaa....sruthi is fine ...ok ready ....Jana gana mana adhinayaka jaya he...

OR: Ji, you're singing national anthem...you've to speak in Hindi... 😣

K: 🤣🤣

D: Huh...uh... luckily mike was off...hihihi ..

Switches the mike on.

D: Jai Shri Ram!

Looks at Om.

D: Mottu, my Hindi is good no? 😃

OR: You mugged up what I wrote for you or haven't you?🤨

D: I did! See how I impress with my Hindi...

Starts speaking in Hindi actually reading out his script.

Later, D starts to sweat.

Kriti pappa offers her duppatta for him to wipe.

K: Here, you can use this darling...🥰

D refuses to take it.

K: You're truly Raaghav! 😳

D: Nothing like that... I'm being watched actually....under CCTV surveillance...I have to behave myself or else I will get thrashing and end up in the balcony swatting mosquitos as punishment that's why hihihi ...you can give in the car I'll take it...😍

Teaser gets released.

What is this crickets flying everywhere? For this baygon or hit spray is enough why this guy giving pose ?

Is that bat supposed to be the pushpaka vimanam ? Disgusting!

No yagnopaveetham(holy thread) and only one head has got the tripundram(holy ash of three horizontal lines symbolising shaivism).This joker guy is Ravana it seems. 😏

Is she on vanavasam or honeymoon? Purple colour and fancy jewellery for one who chose to follow her husband's footsteps and live as a sanyasini during exile? No Kungumam on her hairline, no mangalasutram, no toe rings, no choodamani and hair is left loose. Dressing aside, she doesn't have the pure and demure look of Seetha Devi. Seems like she is ready to dance for 'Saiyan Psycho'.🤦🏽‍♀️

This buffoon has his mouth full of water and looking for a spot to spit! Check out Dara Singh as Hanuman! Those days no advanced technology VFX mannangkatti nonsense yet he was the closest and best looking Aanjaneyar ever!

Last but not least in the roast list, the ADIPURUSHHHH!! Is this supposed to be Lord Rama or some personality from Greek mythology? Gladiator sandals instead of padukas. This imposter Rama has even got a platinum wedding band. Wow!

The image white beard created a black beard ruined it completely. Dunna, why don't you just stick to what you are good at - chasing toy cars and saving heroines who fall off from fourth storey?

Aftermath of teaser,

D fans:

Prakriti fans:

Pranushka fans:

When D realises what a fool he has been made of:

D: Om, you're coming to my room or not ?

OR: Haan ji, I'm coming!

D: Come, come....(mv: I'll show you what I showed Unni...)

Me after seeing the teaser, memes & trolling Adipurush is receiving:

Om Raut said it seems he has not made this movie for mobile screen it is for theatrical experience.

This is pogo material! To watch this cartoon in a big hall, we have to waste money on petrol, ticket and popcorn? No thank you.I rather watch Ramanand Sagar's Ramayanam in the comfort of my home.

I thought D was driving a toy car only but now I realised he's into acting and producing toy movies. Adipurush is a videogame on big screen.
Another flop added to his kitty!😁

The End.