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F.D Hospital

"DOCTOR!" she yelled "NURSE!"

A few nurses rushed towards her, one of the male nurses spoke worried "Mam are you alright?"

"Yes, I was just testing my vocals and your ears, seems like both work fine" her reply earned a few quizzical faces but then she gritted her teeth snapping "Why would I be yelling like a maniac if I would have been fine?" she threw her arms in the air exclaiming "just look at me, I'm all covered in blood, are your eyes not working at all?"

The nurse nodded a little scared "sorry mam" she yelled behind her "wardboy! get a stretcher or wheelchair or anything right now!"

He looked back at her "Mam, just a minute, we are so sorry- " as the wardboy stood next to her with a stretcher she closed her eyes breathing in.

When she opened them, they were deadly, "Do I look like I need a stretcher? DO I?"

The wardboy was in tears looking back at the Male nurse who was now taking a step back when the lady snapped at him "Outside in my car! She's bleeding, I swear if she dies, so will you ALL! And I won't even flinch before being the doom of you."

The male nurse just gulped in rushing out as she heard someone whisper ask to her right, she snapped her head and the lady jumped back scared "WHAT?"

"Mu... Mu... Mam..."

"Yea.. Yea.. YES?"

"Form, hospital form."

The lady lifted her hands up and the hospital staffs eyes went wide at the site of blood, "Will red ink seem fine instead of blue?" she was about to sigh but then the lady smirked "not that you guys would mind I mean, you deal with blood everyday right?"

"Deal?"

The lady rolled her eyes "do not make me wanna kill you with that petty pen of yours, fill it for me!"

She nodded "Sure mam, name please?"

"Jazzy Mallik (123jazzyk) with a Mrs." she looked up at Jazzy who sighed "now what?"

"Patient's name mam" the lady gulped in and Jazzy turned towards the hospitals entrance, as they brought her in, her right hand hung down blood dripping over the floor leaving behind a trail as Jazzy replied "Farheen... Mrs. Farheen Kapoor. (FAIRY_tejaholic) "

Mallik Mansion:

"Ah!" she screeched as light flashed on the knife's blade but then the familiar face holding the knife made her sigh in relief.

She turned around and grabbed a flower vase lifting it up in defense towards the person she exclaimed "Tera naam Chaaku (_Hxl1m4_) kya rkhdia, tujhe toh free license hi mil gaya ho jese logonke ghr khoon krne jaaneko?"

The person made a face but then stared at the sharp weapon she held in her hand "Maybe next time, iss Chaaku see Nashta (nidz_055) ka Nashta bnadugi, kasamse khaandanwali se khoondaanwali banadia hain usne mujhe" she shook her head twice in regret.

"Halima Baig!" she widened her eyes at the familiar voice as she turned slowly to the direction of the voice, her hands started trembling.

"Ya... Ya... " she gulped in trying to not make any eye contact with the person "yess mummy ji..."

"Yun Raat ko, mere kamre ki balcony Mai, akele" Halima's eyes widened at the last word and she quickly turned her head to her left.

Her eyes went wide as she found no one "Where'd she go?" she murmured to herself and as she turned back to the person, "Find em?"

"AH!" Halima screeched jumping up a little and the lady stared at her bored.

Halima caressed her throat "Find who mummy ji?" she breathed heavily.

"Woh toh tum bataogi"

Halima leaned towards lady and sniffed "Mummy ji, I guess you are drunk!"

The lady smirked, "you think I'm dumb?"

"Is that even a question" the lady frowned while Halima sighed in relief.

"I mean" the other person took a few steps towards the duo "given the fact that your name itself means dumb."

"No, it does not!" The lady turned annoyed "it does!"

The lady pointed her finger at the other one "it does not!"

"It does!"

"Does not!"

"Does, it so does not!"

"I said it does!"

"Exactly!" The other lady clapped next to Halima "thank you so much for proving my point" she shared a hifi with Halima who could not help but giggle.

The lady stared at them, "Fiza Mallik! (Silent-writerr) Maane Breeze! Taazi hawa! Ahaan!"

"Urdu Mai na" Fiza nodded "Maine toh Spanish Mai Kahi thi" the lady stated folding her hands over her chest.

Halima gave her words a thought while Fiza instantly got her cellphone out. Halima copied her but then got elbowed by the other lady "I'm buying you time to escape, not to be your sasumaa's saathi sangi in being dumb!"

"But you-"

"Right now if I say Obama is our PM, that would not mean for REAL!" she scolded and Halima pouted at her "run or I'll vanish just like she did!"

Halima shook her head and rushed out, only to be caught by Fiza, "I know what you two are doing!"

Fiza grabbed her wrist tightly, the one that held the knife, and try how much Halima failed to get freed from her.

"So" Fiza twisted her hand and revealed the knife "you did plan to murder me, didn't you?"

Halima shook her head not letting the knife go she stammered "Na- Na-"

"Krte pyaar tumhi SE hum krr baithe" He sang his hands now on Fiza's shoulders, making her roll her eyes "Not you too!"

"Haye meri Gharwali!"

Fiza smacked on his chest and he dramatically winced in pain, she hugged him tightly, he looked back at Halima and signed her to run away.

She obliged not before looking back at the other lady who nodded twice and she was gone.

She walked and stood right in front of him, she cocked both her brows up looking at him.

He winked at her and she could not help but flush as he exclaimed to Fiza "Acha Gharwali?" his eyes still on the other girl.

"Hmm?" Fiza exclaimed still not letting him go as he replied "just remember one thing, okay?"

Fiza frowned separating slightly, as his eyes met hers he spoke "I Loved you" she choked as he completed "I really did."

Her eyes were moist, locked on his as he let her go, she fell straight on the ground.

A tear slid down her right eye as everything slowly went dark.

"So inhumane aren't we?"

He smirked at her words, letting out his left arm in her direction he said "Nayi Gharwali mai Woh Maza Kaha, Jo puraniwali Mai tha!"

She took a step crossing Fiza's body and hugged him tightly "What if we get caught?"

"Varun Mallik has got his way, Mrs. Nidhi Mallik" he kissed her forehead and she pushed him away from herself a little "what if she comes back?"

"Unless she's immortal" he looked down at Fiza "I don't think she's got a chance."

Nidhi looked at him then back at Fiza, "pakka?"

He nodded "Pakka, she's gone for good" and she winced in pain, her vision started getting blurry "Var... "

Varun let her go, his smirk so evil as Nidhi fell next to Fiza, their hands touched as she tried to speak but failed.

Varun knelt in front of her "wondering why?" darkness slowly started surrounding her as he opened his mouth to speak but then shook his head "Ahaan! I ain't a dump daily soap villain to blurt it all out" and with that, he closed her eyes shut.

FD Hospital:

He rushed to the hospital flabbergasted, all huffing and breathless he approached the registration desk "Farheen... Farheen Kapoor!"

The lady checked her computer screen, as the names flashed lightly on her glasses "Mrs. Farheen Kapoor" he nodded "only close relatives are allowed".

He gulped in "She's my Nani, paternal grandmom."

"Maternal!" Another girl rushed next to him, correcting him she repeated "Maternal grandmom h Woh humari, Kia Mallik! (Kiara_Kisha) "

He nodded "Zain... Zain Mallik!"

The lady clicked a button and printed out a small ticket "ICU, third floor!"

They literally started running when the lady yelled from behind "NO RUNNING, It's a hospital!"

As the siblings rushed upstairs, Kia spoke "They say Dadi did it."

Zain frowned breathing "Dadi looks like a Hitler, but she loves Nani."

"Love is one of the greatest reasons, crime happens in India!" Kia took a turn going up another set of stairs "Just look at our own parents!"

Zain stopped leaning onto the railings he showed her his palm, she frowned stopping and he breathed in.

"But our parents ain't dead! They were breathing and all fine" he started walking up again.

"Were fine" she shrugged her shoulders "who knows how many of em will be standing alive by the time we reach home."

Zain's eyes went wide open as he stared at his little sister shocked "Wha- Wha- what?"

Kia leaned on the railing and gave him a bored look "I swear, that to be wife of yours is having such a bad influence on yea! You sure you wanna marry her?"

"Let us first get engaged, don't put your kaali nazar on my begum!"

"Begum? She looks more like a double gum to me" Kia blew on her fingernails "I mean like father like son, who knows you might marry one and fall for the other one?"

"Leave Shanaya (shiniyi) out of this" he whisper warned her and she smirked "she's already in it big bro."

"Do not speak nonsense!"

"Me and nonsense?" Kia chuckled "there's no person on this entire world who would make more sense than a girl whose been trained by two mothers."

Zain gave her a look and he could not deny how true his little sister was, I mean those two mothers of his could not even stand under the same roof without killing each other or somebody else with just their words.

Zain gulped at the thought of it and that made Kia smirk, even though they were born years apart they still had that telepathic connection.

They so knew what the other one was thinking, she licked her lips slowly saying "who knows how many of our parents might be dead right now."

He glared at her and was about to retort "Ki-"

"You two!" The siblings jumped up at the familiar voice "your Nani is bleeding to death up here and instead of consoling me and calling the others for support-"

Jazzy furiously walked downstairs and Kia literally jumped onto Zain's arms "you two are engaged in your own banter as always? Of all the humans related to you, of all the numerous options you could have had you chose to be your mother's! The fighting sautans!"

Kia and Zain gulp in together in unison as Jazzy breathes in "Calm down, they are kids and kids learn from their mothers" she reasoned to herself and looked into their eyes "wherein this heavenly hell are your MOTHERS?"

"We don't know" they spoke together then looked at each other shaking their head they replied again "we really don't!"

"And what about you?" Jazzy crossed her arms over her chest and the duo felt she was looking at them.

"Even I don't know" they sighed in relief as Varun walked upstairs from their left "I directly came from the office, how's sasumaa?"

Varun's expression changed to extremely worried as he noticed his mother covered all in blood "Mom, are you hurt somewhere too? Why are you covered so much in blood?"

Jazzy held his arms stopping him from rushing "Don't call anyone, I'm fine it's Farheens blood."

Varun's eyes were wide open "oh my god, she lost so much blood, that's not good."

"Blood loss of any amount is not good" Varun gulped in now actual fear taking over him as a familiar male voice exclaimed, "thank god and my daughter in law's that we have a better future heir."

Zain smirked turning to look at Varun to which the man feigned a smile "Oh no" he shook his head "not you, I'm talking about our little sunshine over here."

Both Varun and Zain stared at each other wide-eyed then at Kia exclaiming together "SUNSHINE?"

Kia ignored them and lifted her arms up cutely saying "I love you Nami tummy!" And Jazzy winced at the nickname.

She turned the other side fuming in anger "this is why I used to stop that sabun ki tikiya (riniitta) from meeting Nishu."

"Mr. and Mrs. Mallik" the nurse called from upstairs, "Mrs. Kapoor..."

They all looked up as she huffed "she's sinking, her heartbeat... The doctor is calling you."

Farheen was lying on the bed as the ventilator monitor beeped uncontrollably, a doctor wearing a green mask observed her syringe.

As she pressed on it letting out a little liquid as the nurse came in rushing "they are here Doctor!"

"They?" The doctor turned to face the nurse who nodded "there's many of them, like- "

The doctor punctured the syringe into a drip that was connected to Farheen, slowly the monitors beeping frequency lowered giving the nurse a sigh of relief.

"Does she look fine now?" The nurse nodded her head and the doctor threw the syringe away "tell them only one person can come in."

"Okay" as the nurse turned the doctor's eyes glowed a little "I wonder who that one person would be" she exclaimed to herself as the door flew open.

Jazzy rushed in "how is she now? Oh my god, is she-"

"Dead?"

Jazzy turned her gaze towards the doctor "Excuse me?"

"Sorry but I can't" the doctor shook her head "this is my hospital, not your Mallik mansion, you see."

Jazzy laughed "your hospital? If I'm not wrong this hospital belongs to the Baig's" the doctor removed her mask as she continued "unless you are a brand new product of the Baig's, I don't really... "

Jazzys eyes widened as she saw the doctor's face "Ghonchoo?"

"Sally" she smiled wickedly twirling the mask around her index finger she exclaimed "Mrs. Sally Baig! (Sally_Blr) "

Baig's Villa:

"SHEE!" Halima screamed at the top of her lungs "MISS. SHANAYA BAIG!"

A vase fell down and Halima snapped in the direction "Oh, I so know you're there before I kill you with the flowers whose vase you just broke, GET THE HELL OUT!"

The cabinet door opened and Shanaya toppled out of it wincing in pain "Ouww" Halima lend her hand out and Shanaya assumed she was to give her support. She smiled and lifted her hand up only to scream in pain as Halima's hand grabbed onto her hair pulling her up.

"Ouw! Ouw! Ouw!" Shanaya held onto Halima's hand but in vain, she started slapping her arm off "Hinsak prani, chod chod!"

Halima pushed her and Shanaya landed right on the sofa, her face kissing its cushion and legs dangling mid-air, she muffled something which no normal human could understand at that point.

Shanaya propped herself up with her own hands, she turned around breathing heavily, her hair a total mess right now but her eyes on her sisters.

Both the sisters had an intense staring session, "kya badsalukhi hain yeh? teri saans ka ticket katne mai abhi time hain aur tu abhise usske lakshan dikhane lagi?" Shanaya gritted her teeth now straightening her hair with her own hands.

"Ticket toh aaj mera kat jaatha shee ki bachi!" Halima rushed to her with so much force that this time Shanaya lost her own balance and fell on the sofa, on her back.

Shanaya gulped in as Halima literally threw daggers at her "How dare you live ghost on me Shee? Forget about dare, how'd you even do that?"

Halima now looked up as Fiza's words echoed in her ears "Nagin hain woh Nagin, bachpan mai gayu maa ko mandir ki seediyonke bahar rengti hui mili thi, nazar ghumai dekha toh keede se insaan ka bccha ban gyi."

Halima gulped in "Shee, tu kese gayab hui?" her tone a little lower "sacchi sacchi bata!"

Shanaya this time did not make any efforts to get up rather lied there on the couch swaying her legs casually that were not visible under her long gown "SHEE!"

"Nagin mai transform hokr balcony k pipe se niche rengti hui aa gyi, khush?"

Halima gulped in as Fiza's face flashed again "why do you think on this friggin earth would two sisters blood not match? I mean look at us sautu, you and me are toh half sisters, even sasumaa and mumma's blood groups match, woh dono toh behene bhi nahi hain."

Halima looked down at Shanaya, her gown was weirdly moving and as she looked up, her face had weird expressions. Suddenly, Shanaya moved in her sleeping position and snaked her arm towards the pillow, that was just enough for Halima to lift her skirt up and run out of the mansion for her life.

Shanaya smiled as she finally got hold of her vibrating cell phone "no wonder I felt weird, legs are useless to grab stuff always use hands stupid Shannu, just because that Dayan of a zain ki amma calls you Nagin doesn't literally mean you are one!"

She scolded herself sitting up, her face lit as she saw his name flash on the screen, she slid it and immediately answered "Yes Mr. to be half husband, aapki hone wali poori gharwali se baat krne se pehle aapko mujhse- " her jaw hung open as she heard him speak.

Shanaya struggled to get down of the couch but then finally she straightened her gown and turned to find Halima not there "okay, you don't worry okay? I'll get everyone and be there soon, you want me to drop by and pass on the news to someone?"

Shanaya wore her sandals as he spoke, she smiled nervously "I'll be right there, just stay a bit calm but not a lowkey zombie, and yea, did you call her?"

She sighed "I'll make an excuse maybe that you tried but could not reach her phone, but please next time try thinking of her first she's your to be wife, not me."

Shanaya grabbed the car keys and rushed out of the mansion "Halu!" she screamed and at a distance, all Halima heard was a distanced echo of her name.

The more the voice approached her, the more she got scared "Saasumaa se pehle lgta hain honewali bahu ka hi ticket katnewala hain, Nashta sahi kehti hain choti behene dikhti bholi bhali hain duniya ko pr pata sirf badi beheno ko hota hain ki woh kithni khatarnaak hoti hain."

She tapped on the Bluetooth earpiece she wore and started running as the ring went, once twice "NASHTA!"

FD Hospital:

"Ghonchoo, yeh kya- "

"Tu bata mujhe" Sally walked up to her "Those big big waade you made of taking care of Farheen appi and this is what you did to her?"

Jazzy looked away as she continued "you tried to kill her, you stabbed her and tried to bleed her to death."

Jazzy's eyes were on Farheen for a split second as Sally stood right next to her "you brought her to this state, is this how you repay her for choosing you over me? Choosing a spineless lady over her own sister?"

"Jealous much?" Jazzy smirked turning to face her and she chuckled "you still have the audacity to throw your tantrums on me?"

Jazzy nodded "can you do anything about that?"

Sally smiled "a few moments more" she walked around Jazzy "by now honewale Jamai saa must have informed his best friend all about the incident and once she informs her little sister, the sabooth will be coming walking over here."

Sally laughed "I mean how much of a fool a person has to be to kill someone with something that is literally familiar to everyone. You could have at least chosen a better weapon."

Jazzy held her hand out in front of Sally stopping her "I know tu mujhe bhagwan ki tarah poojti hain pr iska yeh mtlb nahi ki tu mera bhraman krre" she smiled at Sally "Ganesh ji Shiv ji aur parvathi maa ke 7 chakkar k baad ruk gye they."

"Sath see upr ho gye?" Sally held onto her head "tabhi mai kahu mujhe chakkar kyu aane lge they" she looked up at Jazzy "yeh serial wali ldkiya kese krlethi h with extra loud music?"

"Unke bheje mai bheja nahi hotana toh unko chakkar nahi aathe."

"Woh toh-" Sally stopped for a second "so you agree I have brains?"

"Did I say that?" Jazzy shrugged her shoulders "Don't put words in my mouth, brains ko bura lgega."

"Tum donoki tashan tashan city, se mudke stupidity mai kese badal gyi?"

Sally and Jazzy froze at the familiar voice "I mean, dimaag toh wese bhi dono mai nahi hain, at least dusronse udhar leke hi thoda chala lethi."

Mallik Mansion:

Fiza tried to open her eyes but something hurt her, she tried touch her back and her eyes went wide as she felt a warm liquid "Ithna reaction mth de, nakli khoon hain."

She snapped her head to the right and found Nidhi lying next to her breathing heavily and exclaimed "I'm so sorry."

"You should... " she breathed "be!"

"That you survived!" Fizah snapped "poori baat sun liya kr sautu, there liye mai sorry, ithne buri din nhi aae abhi mere."

Fizah sat upright straight and her eyes went to Nidhi's wound "Maine kahi thi tujhse nakli chura rkhte hain."

Nidhi gulped in "ussne tujhe aur mujhe donoko fasaya hain, ithna bewakoof toh who hoga nahi na?"

Fizah nodded in agreement "mtlb hum dono sautano ko fasa gya who insaan, kaafi dum hain ussme."

Nidhi turned to speak on her cellphone "we are on our way, inform zain and tell him to let others know that both his Maa and Maasi are on their way."

Nidhi winced in pain sitting up as Fizah exclaimed "tujhe sharam nahi aai mujhse mera beta cheente hue?"

Nidhi smirked "Tujhe sharam nahi aai mujhse mera pati cheente hue?"

"He loved me!"

"And he loves me" she retorted and heard someone clap.

"Waah kya pyaar hain" Halima exclaimed "ithna pyaar mtlb jaan hi leli dononki."

Halima lend her hand out and Fizah smiled only to frown as she turned to Nidhi who took it.

"Tujhe pata haina teri asli saasuma mai hoon?" Fiza glared at her.

Halima feigned a smile "Iss waqt asli chot filhaal inhe lgi hain, aapko toh koi bulldozer se uda de fir bhi fit and fine rahogi, bull dozer ko medicine ki zarurath pdegi."

Nidhi looked at Halima with mixed emotions "very lame but very true!"

Fiza stood up "tum dononki toli ko toh Angad dekhlega."

"Woh bhi koi drrneki chiz hain bhala?" Both Nidhi and Halima spoke in unison.

By now Fiza was fuming in anger "Waha meri maa mrithyu shayya pe hain, tum dono k liye mere pass time nahi hain!" she pushed them both aside and walked away.

"Time nahi hain yea line nahi hain" Nidhi smirked turning to Halima who could not agree more "Bheja bhi toh nahi hain Naashta."

"You still have time" Nidhi exclaimed "do not turn into us. No one else could be a better example of two broken sisters more than us, all for one boy" she looked up at the sky "What's wrong with us?" she shook her head walking away leaving behind a thoughtful Halima.

"There's no way on this earth that I would ever let you go" he exclaimed "I know they say ek tarfa pyaar mai bohot taakath hoti hain, but in our case I'm very weak."

Halima did not look at him because she knew if she did she'd melt "My love for you is nothing if I don't have you. You know very well mai unn ladko mai se nahi hoon jo hazar ladkiyo se flirt krre aur fir ek seedhi saadhi ladki pe jaa mrre."

"Jo kahe woh sab toh mera pyaar thi pr tum mera saccha pyaar hon, one true love" he chuckled as a tear trickled down his cheek "mera saare pyaar saccha jhootha sab tum ho, I know mai Zain jithna handsome happening nahi."

Halima inhaled deeply as he continued "Naa mai Rey Pa ki parchai hoon... "

Her lips curved up as he mentioned her father "But mai tumhe force nahi krungi" he smiled she knew he smiled that stupid cute smile "Bass dil mai jo tha woh kehna tha kehdia wrna Fiza maa Dadi ka zeher leke darwaze pe ready baithi thi."

He turned around the other way and she turned just then to notice his back, every step that he took away from her, her heart sunk.

Her lips moved but her throat failed her suddenly Shanaya's face popped in front of her out of nowhere "Kahi thina maine akele akele math khaa ice cream iss dil jali behen ka shraap lagega, le ab bhugath!"

Halima frowned clutching on to her throat and screamed "ANGAD!"

Shanaya literally jumped away from her holding onto the railing she breathed heavily "Kya? Kya kiya tune Bhole kumar ke sath?"

Shanaya stood straight rushed to the balcony and looked down "haye, niche toh koi ni hain" she looked up "laath maaregi toh bhi niche toh aana chaiye tha" she looked down again.

Halima smacked her head from the behind and she almost lost her balance but held on to the railing "Shee ki bachi! Teri wajah se na meri life kabhi achi- "

"Do not turn into us" Nidhi's words repeated in her head and she shook her head "Nashta, she deserves worst! Shee ki- "

Halima paused as Shanaya now had her hands both on her head like a nagin she started to sway to the music and Halima gulped in "Shee, yeh tu... kya... kya krr kya rahi hain?"

Shanaya was lost in the music "Arre dance halu dance, dekh toh kithna acha music hain!"

Halima held her ear and pulled it "Music?" she looked around pulling both her ears "kidhr?"

"Aur khaa tu ice cream! Pichli bar gala kharab iss bar kaan, agli bar dekhna kismath-" she opened her eyes to find no one.

Shanaya shrugged her shoulders "ajeeb insaan hain-" she shook her head "nahi isski saas sahi kehti hain, dayan hain dayan aankhe kholo gayab hojathi hain! Uprse baalo se alag obsession hain."

FD Hospital:

Fiza rushed upstairs all teary eyed and her eyes caught the first sight of her son, she opened her mouth to yell his name all dramatically but someone covered her mouth in the nick of time and pulled her back.

"Oh Mother India! Khopdi mai abhi fit ki thine poore raste gaadi mai ki tu aathma hain athma, tere pati ne aur sauteli behen slash ex sautan ne milke tera murder kia hain."

Fiza just glared at her as Nidhi still covered her mouth "Mai hath hataungi pr agar tu Anupama ki Anupama bni toh mai dayan ki Mona bnke tujhe Bhoot aunty mai tapdeel krdungi" Fiza gulped in "woh bhi issbar sacchi wala!"

Nidhi slowly let her go and Fiza took a moment to breathe then lifted her hand up and smacked Nidhi's head "Ouw!" she winced.

"Chaaku sirpe nahi pait pe maara tha saut!" Fiza exclaimed and Nidhi frowned "Chaaku tabhi maara tha hath abhi maarana sirpe? Nakli dande se dimaag disbalance ho gya kya tera saut?"

"Jo hain nahi woh uska kya balance disbalance" Fiza exclaimed casually and Nidhi laughed loudly then winced holding her stomach.

Fiza gave her a look as she replied "hasste toh pait mai dard hota hain sirpe nahi!"

"Aise kyu?" Fiza queried "muh se hassina toh muh mai dard hona chaiye na?"

Nidhi clenched her fingers "Dekh saut- "

"Jaane de" Fiza exclaimed walking away with a dramatically sad face "wese hi bohot cheeze samaj ni aari tu kuch bolegi woh aur samaj ni aaega, samaj ni atha ithna samaj samajke krna kya hain zindagi mai aakhir."

"Mai sochri thi saut, hum yaha Maa waha aise kaise chalega haan? Nahi" she turned around to face Nidhi "tu... kaha gyi?" she turned around and completed a round to find the ward empty.

Someone coughed next to her ear and she jumped away sticking up to the wall she yelled "Social distancing ki jay!"

The nurse glared at her and coughed again "Dekhiye mai hona toh ni chahti pr sach kehne lgti hoon toh samne wale ko rude lgti hoon" the nurse holding the tray walked upto her "Corona walonko durr rehna chaiye, aapko khaasi hain aur mere paas maasi nahi hain."

"Maasi?" she shook her head "Mask! Mask nahi hain..." she closed her eyes but then heard a bang "Haye behosh ho gyi?" she opened one eyes to find no one and sighed.

She looked to her left and was about to scream again "Tere suhaag ki kasam, usska suhaag ujaad dungi agar ek chu tak nikli teri zubaan se saut!"

Before Fiza could question Nidhi wore her mask again and pointed towards their left on the table "woh pehen aur room ke bahar apne shubh kadam nikal."

Nidhi walked towards the door as Fiza opened her mouth she pointed back at her "Bhup! 10 tak ginugi bss."

"Per"

"1"

"Arre sau- "

"2"

"Arre par!"

"3!"

Fiza made a face grabbed the tray of clothes and walked away as Nidhi yelled "4!"

"Abb kya uddke jaau?"

"Zindagi ne kaafi gam diye" she exclaimed "pr yeh nahi socha tha kabhi ki khudki beheno ke hatho ki death putli bnugi."

Jazzy did not look at her but Sally had her eyes just on her as she spoke "jisse khoon ka koi naatha nahi usne mere khoon ki holi kheli" she smiled looking at Jazzy "Jaan, kyu? Ab kyu nazre churana jab ankh se ankh milakr chuura ghopa tha tb toh- " she winced in pain and Jazzy's hands trembled.

Farheen smiled turning to Sally "jiss khoon ke rishte ki duhai deti thi tu aaj ussi khoon ke rishte ka istemaal kia tune" her eyes now moist "tune sahi kaha tha, yeh mere pyaar ke layak nahi."

Sally did not blink as she looked into her eyes "pr kya tu layak hain mere pyaar ke Salu? Sab dekha maine jo tune kia, meri zindagi ke sath khelna ithna asaan ho gya hain tere liye?"

"Batana Salu" Farheen wiped her tears "ek bar tujhe na chunkar maine isse chuna, maana galti ki, pr kya ithni badi galti thi ki tu mujhe maaf na krr ske?"

"Maaf krna chod de, tune toh meri saaso se khel khel lia tha, aur woh bhi kyu?" she looked away and smirked "kyuki tujhe hume sabak sikhana tha."

"Tujhe kya chaiye?" Jazzy sternly asked "clearly, you outrighted me, you outrighted your smartypants" she let out a chuckle "oh so smart sister, may I and her both know, exactly why?"

They heard a knock on the door and Farheen rushed back to her bed, laying as she was before, Sally put on her mask "Come in!"

The door slid open and Nurses walked in with a trolley of medicine, one of the nurse had a note pad as the other set the trolley besides Farheen's bed, a tear slid down her eye.

Her hand reached out to caress a feigning Farheen who shivered by now, praying not to be touched or she'd loose her act.

The other nurse hit the first nurse's arm with her notepad making her wince and shake her hand "Saut!"

The name caught both Jazzy and Sally's attention as they turned to the duo, the one holding the notepad spoke in a cartoonish voice "sau madam, sau ml dena hain yea do sau?"

"Kya?"

"Notepad!" she paused hit her forehead with the notepad shook her head exclaiming "notepad mai likha hain syrup pilani hain kithni pilaye sau yea do sau?"

Jazzy crossed her arms over her chest asking "tum syrup pilaogi?"

The nurse nodded as the other nurse realized what happened and hit her forehead as Jazzy exclaimed "behosh patient ko tum syrup pilaogi?" she nodded again and the nurse next to her just stared at her unbelievably.

"Pilao!" Jazzy's voice made both the nurses jump up "Mai bhi dekhna chahti hoon ab toh, dikhao yeh athva ajooba live mujhe aaj."

Sally's cellphone buzzed and she grabbed it, "Jaan ke CID genes ko get out krro abhi wrna pole khul jaegi!"

"Pole?" Sally wondered "Oh pole!" she said out loud grabbing everyone's attention as Farheen's inner aathma cried by now.

"Jaao tum dono pole ke pass jao."

"Konsa pole?" the other nurse queried "koi bhi pole jo dikhe usske pass jao!"

"Kyu?"

"Nurse hoke doctor se sawal krogi? Naukri pyaari nahi rahi ab tumhe tumhari?"

The nurses shook their head in unison and turned to leave but Jazzy held one of them by their wrist "bina syrup pilaye inhe toh mai jaane nahi dungi."

"Tum dono jaao, tumhe tankhwa mera hospital deta hain isski taanashahi nahi!" Sally snapped.

"The nurse was in tears as Jazzy did not let her go "Koi na tankhwa tum inhe deti hona mujhe nahi" she looked into the Nurse's eyes "pilao abhi- "

"Nami Tummy!" the familiar voice shook Jazzy as Sally whispered from behind "Tune agar abhi isska hath na choda na toh waha woh kisi aurke hatho pakda jaega aur aisa pakda jaega ki fir tu kisi bhi sabun se dhole chootega nahi."

Jazzy let go her hand and rushed out, behind her Sally and one of the nurse followed. The other nurse turned towards Farheen

"Mujhe iss baat ka koi afsos nahi yea gam nahi ki hum ek na hopaye" he smiled "bss ek kaash sa reh gya hain... "

Jazzy looked at him, his eyes reflected his emotions like it were some mirror "ki kaash" she said "kaash jaan woh sharth na rakhti, ki kaash jaan tumhare aur tumhare sacche pyaar ke beech na aathi... ki kaash" she turned away not wanting him to know the turmoil she had within her as the next words were just a mere whisper "kaash jaan kbhi hoti hi naa... "

Her heart raced as she saw her husband hugging her, his smile had no bounds, after all her was hugging his so called best friend right? She smirked not being able to look at the reunion of two such amazing friends, such amazing friends that she felt the urge of grabbing either of their throats and slitting them off. If not a knife maybe just her finger nails would do fine!

Namish sighed relieved "I'm so happy you're here rim jhim!"

"Aww mera nami tummy!" Rinnita hugged him again and Jazzy shook her hand so hardly that it hit the nurse's abdomen who was standing just behind her and made her wince.

Her wince grabbed Sally's attention as she turned to the Nurse her eyes went wide, "Yeh ladki!" she pulled up the Nurse's mask before Jazzy could see her face and smacked her forehead.

The Nurse now held her forehead and looked at Sally annoyed who whisper yelled "tu ghrpe mil, teri aaj khair ni" she gulped in.

Jazzy stared at the duo suspicious but before she could react "Mera Nami tummy kithna weak ho gya hain" she closed her eyes shut as Rinnita continued caressing his face "biwi tumhara bhi khaana cheenke khaalethi hain kya?"

Jazzy plastered a smile over her face and turned "Mera bass chale toh mai tumhe bhi khajau pr kheir vegeterain hoona! Aur aise sab kaam meri bahu krti usse zyada suit krta hain."

"Oh bahu se yaad aya, tumhara beta jo hain usse maine waha dekha tha" Rinnita scratched her head "kya naam hain uss jagah ka?"

"Receptions desk!" The nurse exclaimed and Sally glared at her as Jazzy leaned behind a little whispering "Teri beemari ithni tezi se badhri hain Ghonchoo, yuganda wali tak pohoch gyi dekh toh!"

"Yuganda nahi Uruguay!" Sally snapped "Teri Geography ithni bigdi hui hain, sambhalke jagga kahi tu history na ban jae!"

"Huh!" she flipped her hair turning her attention back to the best friend of her husband "Best friend husband, yeh dono words sunke mann krta kyu na bajadu mai in dono ki band!"

"Kuch kaha biwi?" Jazzy shook her head smiling "Bss sochri thi ki tumhari bff aai hain aur dekho yaha hospital mai swagath hora hain, ghrpe milti toh ache se bajathi" Namish and Rinnita stared at her confused "band baaje bjake swagath krti tumhara!"

She chuckled loudly hugging Rinnita tightly "akele aai ho?"

Rinnita shook her head "Mere husbands ji aae hain!"

"Husbands?"

"Slangs hain ji tum ni samjhogi!"

Jazzy cocked her brows up wanting to speak but then she breathed in "Aman ni aya?"

Rinnita shook her head "Bhai wanted to come and I insisted ki aajao kaafi time hua hain, pr maana hi nahi."

"Kaafi time kaha?" Jazzy exclaimed catching Namish's attention "Kal raatko hi toh usse call pe baat hui thi, video call pe."

Namish frowned as she said "kaafi hotness bikherne laga hain, stuble rkhi hain and abhi bhi looks so dashing koi nahi kahega divorcee hain."

"Aur ek bacche ka baap" Namish interrupted "Biwi ni toh kya hua baccha toh h, so no scope Biwi" he shook his head and Jazzy stared at him confused "scope?"

"Haan" he nodded "baccha hain uska uprse social distancing!" his hand on her shoulder "aise mai acha thode lgta hain, video call bhi math kia krro, kya pata network se ajaye kahi haye tauba!"

"Kya badbadare ho?"

"Kuch ni ainvei!" Namish exclaimed "mast maula mast kalandar!" he lifted his hands up doing a little dance move "oh kalandar! udta bandar!"

Sally pulled the nurse closer to her whispering "tere daddy ji ka toh screw gira hua hain, isse pehle ki jagga ko pata chale tu yaha hain aur woh tere screw nikale nikal!" she pushed her so hard she fell right into someone's arms.

"Zayad... " her eyes went wide even if it were a whisper, his ears heard it. He held onto her "Gharwali- "

Jazzy pulled him away from the Nurse "ghrpe hain."

"Hun?" he looked at her as she smiled "beta, ghrpe ek ghrwali haina woh kaafi hain, apne papa aur bhai ki tarah do do rkhne ki soch bhi apne bheje mai mth pdne dena, thik hain?"

Zayad nodded "Maas- " Jazzy glared at him and he bit his tongue "Saasumaa! Sasumaa..." he pointed his hands towards her "kesi hai ab?"

"ICU mai hain" Namish exclaimed "toh of course maze mai toh hogi nahi."

Zayad scratched his head looking away "bss beto pe taane pdwalo biwi ke aage toh zubaan pe jese chachajaan taala maarke jaathe hon!"

The nurse giggled and he turned to her so did Sally whispering "isse toh mai aaj zinda maarungi!"

"Khikhi krwalo bss inse" Jazzy snapped "baaki toh kuch atha nahi!" the nurse tip toed away as Jazzy held Zayad's face and made him face her "achi ni hain woh, ghrwali jo haina woh best na sahi usse better hain."

Zayad was about to speak when she pointed her index finger at him "Baap aur Bhai ki tarah nahi bnna hain, wrna Mummy yeh teri kasam se beta tujhe toh zinda gaadegi hi, unhe nikaalke dubara zinda gaadegi, sochle!"

Zayad gulped in as Jazzy smiled "mera raja beta, ab sunn apni bua ko unke apne personal pati ke pass chodke aaja!"

"Bua?" he turned to Namish who also seemed extremely clueless as she pulled Rinnita "aao mere baccho ki Bua, tumhe unke phupha k pass chod aaye."

"Nami tummy, your wifey speaks so much hindi sometimes I wonder if she's praising or something else only."

"Something else only" Kia popped behind her from nowhere "Bua dadi!" she feigned a smile and then looked back at Jazzy whose face mirrored exactly hers.

"Kia maana meri shaan hain pr kabhi kabhi usske chehre pe maano ekdum jese meri jaan ki hi shakal jhalakte hue nazar aathi hain" Namish exclaimed to himself.

Zayad smirked "aur krro apni shaan se pyaar, mai toh kehta hoon abhi bhi time hain Zain yea Angad ko shaan bnalo, wrn aapki ek jaan aur ek shaan dono milke lenge hum sbke praan."

Namish turned to him squinting his eyes "apne baap ki khilli udata hain besharam?"

"Kuch galat kaha ho toh mera sir aur aapke joothe!" Namish made a sad face, even though he did not like his ankho ke do toote taare but they did always speak the truth "aapka dusra toota hua taara kidhr hain?"

"Mujhse kya puchra hain, reception wali se puch"

"Firse biwi badli usne?" the words slipped out of Zayad's mouth and Namish glared at him "Kisne badli Biwi?" Jazzy snapped.

"Mazak!" Zayyad exclaimed "Mummy mazak!"

Jazzy was about to speak but Namish interrupted "Sach hua toh, tumhari jooti isska sir!" she turned to Zayyad who nodded.

"Aao Bua tumhe tumhare piya dwaar le chalu" Zayyad signed her to walk ahead as she stared at him confused "Beta tumhari mummy kam thi jo ab tum shudh hindi le aae?"

"Mai bhi chalta hoon, Mr. Fernandez se mil loonga- " Jazzy just stared at him and he shook his head "Arre nahi nahi milna chaiye, social distancing!" he stuck to the wall behind him as the duo walked away.

"Yeh lo" Kia handed Jazzy some papers and Sally's eyes went wide "Yeh kya hain?"

"Divorce papers!"

The papers slipped from Jazzy's hands "Tune shaadi kab ki? Haye Pati mai na kehti thi duba di yeh ladki khaandan ka naam duba di. Chalo thik hain khaan daan toh tumhara hain koi na per baal vivah ke jurm mai hume" she shook her head "mujhe jail jaana pdega, haye kuch acha ni hota uss sabun ki tikkiya ke rehte kuch acha ni hota, jaan ke bajaye usse hi chaaku maardeni chaiye thi mujhe!"

"Issme tum bestie ko kyu laari hon?" Namish exclaimed and Zain came there breathing heavily "Papa ki bestie maane hottness aai hain?"

Kia and Jazzy both gave them a disappointed look "Yaha inhone Nani ko chaaku maarneki baat kahi aur aap dono apni uss UAE return ki padi hain?" Kia yelled.

Jazzy smirked feeling peaceful at Kia's annoyance of Rinnita which was shortlived "aap kya evil smile deri ho, aapki tareef ni ki maine."

"Piddi bharki chori mujhe aankh dikhathi hain?"

"Kyu expiry wali zeher khilaogi? Koi na, hospital mai hi hain ilaaj bhi hojaega" she bent down picking up the papers "either ways" and handed them to her "jail toh aapko jaana haina."

"Ahhhh" Fiza hugs an unconscious Farheen "Mumma!" she cries "yeh kya ho gya meri Maa ko, Mumma uthonaa."

Sally stood at the door scratching her head, not knowing what to do as Farheen opened one eye and stared at her sister pleading for help.

"Dekho, aap chahti thina mai padh likh kr kuch banu dekho aapki beti Nurse ban gyi! Kholona aankhe Mumma!" she violently shook Farheen who thought in her mind "Haye allah, Jaan ke chaaku se na sahi apni hi beti ke hatho se zarur aaj meri mauth hogi."

She held onto the bed tightly her expressions still "bachale sallu, tujhe humare khoon ke dushmani ki kasam bacha le!"

"Bass!" Sally pulled Fiza away who snapped back at her "how dare you push me away? Tum hogi yahaki mamuli si doctor per yeh hospital meri Maasi ka hain, mai chahu" she snapped her fingers "chutkiyo mai tumhe iss hospital se chalta bana du."

Sally widened her eyes not uttering a word "kyu ab bolti band ho gyi kya?" Fiza smirked "Ab hat- " her eyes widened as Sally removed her mask "Maasi?"

Sally held her ear and twisted it "han beta, kyu ab ni bajri tumhari chutki? Baja zara dekhu toh!"

"Woh... ba ek second" she stared at Sally "mai toh fir bhi Nurse bani hoon, aap doctor kyu bani hain?"

"Mere pass degree hain doctor ki!"

"Jo filhaal aap chala ni skti" Fiza crossed her arms over her chest "kyu bhes badal ke aai hain aap Mumma se milne? I mean mai aise saut ko milne aathi toh samaj atha, sauteli behen maybe I could have had ulterior motives but aap? What about the khoon ka rishta?"

"Bass!" the duo jumped up as Farheen sat up "khoon ka rishta khoon ka vaasta khoon ka yeh khoon ka woh, khoon hain yea country side hotel ka menu, variety pe variety! Ithni variety toh ek desh ki cuisine mai ni hoti jithni maine khoon mai sunli."

Sally and Fiza took a moment but then Sally made a face looking away from Fiza for whom the reality hit in "Mumma?"

Farheen's face went pale as Fiza looked behind her at the bed as if making sure it wasn't a dream, she went closer to Farheen who seemed unsure as she poked her cheek "aap zinda ho?"

"Beta" Sally tapped on her shoulder lightly "woh wese bhi marri nahi thi, behosh thi."

"Behosh?" Fiza made a face "aise lgra tha jese coma mai thi, bhagwan ji se upr ke safar pe bhawwtol krri thi."

"Bhaawtol?" The sisters queried together and she replied "arre woh serial picture mai dikhate na, mrrne se pehle bhagwan ji aathe hain baate krne! haalchal puchne."

"Kaha tha maine bachpan mai iske khopdi ka scan krale, girri thina jagga ke hatho se tabhi samaj gyi thi mai ki ho gya isska kalyan!" Sally exclaimed.

"Huh!" Fiza dismissed her and hugged Farheen tightly "Mumma!"

"Ha beta" Farheen hugged her back "thoda dhire se, mumma abhi bhagwan ji se baate krk aai haina, dubara jaane ki naubath ni aani chaiye na?"

Fiza nodded with a pout "Lallu!"

The trio turned shocked towards Jazzy who stood at the door holding the papers.

"Shaan" Zain looked into Shanaya's eyes as they were seated on the bench "koi gadbad hain kya?"

Shanaya shook her head and he held her hand "oye chutku nautanki, apne bestie ko ni bataegi?"

Shanaya held his hand tightly "I think Halu ko humare baare mai galat lgra hain."

"Matlab?"

"Mai jab bhi usske pass jaathi huna woh bhaag jathi hain durr" Shanaya stated to which Zain chuckled "Maybe it's because maa told her that you are a Nagin."

"Meri behen aisi andh vishwasi nahi hain" she dismissed his thoughts "I swear bachpan mai halu mujhse durr aise tab bhagti thi jab mai kuch shaitaani krti aur usse mujhe bohot tezi se maarneka mnn krta."

Zain laughed "tumhari behen ahinsawadi toh ni lgti mujhe" he shook his head.

"Hath se nahi uski chaaku se" Zain gulped in to which she smiled "worry not, usse chaaku se maarneka mann extreme cases mai hi krta tha like for example tumhara Maatha!"

Zain stared at her now afraid to which she laughed nervously "arre mazak! adhe gharwale mazaak!" she hugged him tightly.

"I don't want her to wanna kill me because I love you, cos I toh love you as a friend na?" he nodded replying "me pan!"

"Uhmm" the duo separated to find Halima standing behind the bench, Shanaya stood up on the bench immediately and jumped onto Halima's side "Halu! Tu jaisa sochrie wesa bilkul nahi hain" she shook her head and held her ears "Tu meri behen hain behen, jese Dadi kehti hain Pari Dadi ko, khoon ka rishta hain humara, dagga ni krege na kisiko krne denge!"

Halima did not flinch and Shanaya's face fell "fir bhi tujhe lgta hain toh thik hain, mai chali jaungi tumse durr, fir tere Dada Sasur ki Bestie jese beech beech mai visit krne aungi aur tere bacche mujhe Hotness kehke pukarenge toh tujhe bukhar ni chadhna chaiye kehderiu!"

Shanay pointed her index finger towards Halima who stared at it for a second then held it and pulled her into a hug "kaafi drama ni hora tera? Just because ex to be sasu maa calls you nagin does not mean you get a free hall pass at ekta kapoor style drama!"

Shanaya giggled but did not let her sister go "I love you Halu, zyada ni thoda sa bss."

"Me too, usse bhi thoda sa!" Halima replied to which Zain smiled "I feel left out, can I get a hug?"

Zain looked up "kaash mera bhaiyu bhi yaha hota, kaash!"

"Kaash... " Halima exclaimed "but mai tumhare dadu aur dadi ki tarah apni zindagi kaash ki kashmakash mai nahi bithane wali."

Zain looked at her as she separated from Shanaya "I know ek ladka aur ek ladki sirf dost bohot acche dost ho skte hain pr zainu mujhe apne partner ka sbse acha dost bnna hain. "

"Tum ho meri sbse achi dost!" he exclaimed and she looked into his eyes as he said "Shaan ke baad" she smiled as he shook his head "pr isse farak kya pdta hain? Shaan is my best friend and you are my love."

Halima smiled "I want to be both" she held his hand "but it's okay, I know I can't be your both and when time comes agar tumhe khudanakhaastha kbhi dosti aur pyaar mai se chunna pd jaaye, tb tum apni dost ko chunoge."

Shanaya tried to speak but she held her hand out "Naah, yehi sahi hai, dosti sbse upr hai kyuki dost dost hota hain aur pyaar pyaar. Tumhare case mai tumhara dost tumhare pass hain, pr tumhara pyaar mai nahi hoon, kbhi ni ho skti kyuki mera pyaar toh kahi aur hain."

She nodded teary eyed "I know mai bohot selfish sound krungi pr mujhe life mai shayad humesha se wesa insaan chaiye tha jo mujhse pyaar krre, meri acchi baato pe bhale woh meri tareef na krre pr meri galtiyon pe parda bhi na daale. Mai chahe usse kithni hi durr kyu na chali jaau, chahe humare raaste na mile naa hi manzil ek ho pr dil toh humesha ek honge."

She held onto her locket and closed her eyes "mai usse bhalehi kuch na maanu pr woh yeh jaane ki hain toh wahi mera sab kuch, mera dost, mer humraaz, mera humsafar" she turned to Zain but her eyes met his as the words slipped "mera pyaar... "

Kia stretched her arms "Chalo! ek aur kaam nipat gya ab next station, Nani and Maasi Nani Bharat Milaap!" Kia walked away not before whispering to Zain "waqt rehte sambhal ja nikamme, bestie kehte kehte kahi Dadu aur unki bestie jesa haal na hojaye!"

Zain lifted his hand up as if wanting to hit her "Mukka khaega yea laat Zainu?" and he gulped in.

"Tu apni angoor pe focus krr" Kia patted on his back "iss langoor ke hatho mai toh wese bhi ni aani thi" she stuck her tongue out at Zain and ran away.

"Angad... Hi... "

He smiled walking towards her, she lifted her hands up waiting for him to hug her but instead he walked past her towards Shanaya with a smirk "Nani se mile?"

"Meri wali toh Uruguay mai hain, uthne durr kese jaenge private jet toh Papa le gye"

"Sab jaake Uruguay mai kyu jaake pde hain aajkal?"

"Pata ni, yaha se toh behter hi haal hain waha"

"Haan yeh bhi hain" they walked away leaving behind a confused Halima, Zain's arm snaked around her shoulders "Bhai ko patane k liye zindagi padi hain, shuruath aajse krlo."

"Woh kese?"

"Humari nani jaan ki seva krk" Zain exclaimed as they walked away "Angad Bhai ki jaan hain woh, unke test mai pass hojaogi toh baaki Badi maa toh wese bhi tumpe fida hain."

"Ab kya naya tamasha hain yeh jaan? Papers pe sign krwake kuch aur cheena hain kya mujhse?"

"Papers? Konse papers?" Fiza queried confused to which Sally replied "Divorce papers."

"Haye allah!" Fizah held onto her cheeks shocked "Zyada over dramatic reactions ni hore aaj isske?" Sally stared at Fiza annoyed who ignored her and walked upto Jazzy.

"Matlab ab meri itti si galti pe tum apne bete ka chutta cheda krwaogi Saasumaa?"

"Chutta? kya?"

"Mai kehriu cable katwade apne ghrr ka jagga, bohot zyada serial dekhne lgi hain teri bahu!"

"Koi na mere phone mai data pack hain, download krk araam se dekhugi huh!"

"Pehle mera beta chori, fir mera ghr sukoon chain sb chori ab ek huh bacha hain kam se kam usse toh chod de lallu ki bacchi!"

"Lallu ki nahi re tere jaan ki- "

"Sallu" Farheen eyed her and she hit her forehead "alag track chlra hain sally, alag katha hain apni wyatha mth shuru kr!"

"Kya katha vyatha divorce pata ni kya kya lga rkha hain! Yeh hospital ke papers hain, wahi papers jo lallu roopi nurse le aai thi."

Fiza smiled cutely as Jazzy exclaimed "bahar hi sab smj gyi thi mai, jab kia ne papers pakadwaege ki zarur dono sautano mai se ek hogi!"

"Papers wali teri Nishu thi, aur jiska hath maroda woh mai" she forwarded her hand "dekh abhi bhi nishaan hain, chal sorry bol."

"Jooti khaegi?"

"Nahi mere maa ne mujhe khaana khana sikhaya hain, yeh sab ni khaate hum" Farheen hit her own forehead as Sally looked around pushing Fiza away "woh waha dekh zara bed ke niche."

Fiza bent down "kya dekhna hain?"

"Tere dimaag se gira hua screw!" Sally smacked her head and she turned around "sab aise sirpe kyu maarte rehte ho, fir kehte ho dimaag ni hain. Ithna maar maarke usska growth stunt krdete hon khud uprse mujhe kehte ho!"

"Tu sure hain, lallu teri hi beti hain Jaanu?"

Farheen sighed "kaash mai sure na hoti"

"Hawww!" Fiza turned to her and was about to reply when Kia burst in "Aap logoka drama khatam ni hua? Angad bhai niche hain, agar aaplogone unke aanese pehle confession krk atleast ek rishta na suljhaya toh- "

"Toh kya?" Jazzy exclaimed taking a step closer to her to which she smirked and took another step closer to her "toh mai sabko bata dungi ki aapne Halima Bhabhi ki chaaku se Nani ko stab kia aur woh bhi galti se nahi jaan bujhke!"

"Galti se?" Farheen exclaimed to which Jazzy did not respond making Kia sigh "Dekho Dadi mere paas aapko pyaar se puchkarneka time nahi hain, aap wese bhi pyaar ki bhasha ni smjhtti, sochlo yea toh abhi hospital mai yea fir court ke katgehre mai."

And just like Kia was gone, Farheen walked upto Jazzy "yeh Mandagini express kya bolke gyi?"

Jazzy took a step back and Fiza exclaimed "chalo hitler kisise toh drrti hain" and Sally hit her head again "chup!"

"Mai ghuma firake nahi bolungi, mai tujhe full too chaaku maarneke plan sehi aai thi thik hain!"

Fiza gasped and Sally gave her a annoyed look "shuru ho gyi isski B grade acting"

"Ji, mai aapse thode der mai baat krti hoon pr meri tarafse deal pakki samajhiye okay?"

"Deal?"

"Haa jaan, Angad ke liye Uruguay mai deal thi ek acchi si- "

"Toh woh tujhe batakar Uruguay gaya hain" Jazzy stood up "Yaha hum sab pareshaan they ki pata nahi baccha kaha hain kya krra hain aur tune usse Uruguay bheja? Humse bina bataye? Bina puche?"

Farheen smiled "issme puchna kya hain jaan" she kept her cellphone on the dresser "Angad agar tera kuch lgta hain toh uthna hi woh mera bhi lgta haina?"

Jazzy smiled "ha kyu nahi jo mera hain woh sab tera hi toh hain, teri hi toh den hain saari, mai kaha hoti agar tu na hoti."

Farheen turned to her "tu aise kyu baat krri hain jaan? Kuch baat hain?"

Jazzy shook her head "baat toh humesha saari teri hi hoti, tujhise hoti hain aur humesha tujhipe aakr rukti hain" Farheen's eyes widened as the Knife's blade shone in light "Jaan... "

"Per kbhi koi baat tujhpe aake aajtak khatam hi nahi huina Jaanu?"

Farheen leaned onto the dresser trying to grab her cellphone but failed as Jazzy stood right in front of her "aaj krdeti hoon tujhpe baat khatam, infact baat kya tujhe hi khatam krdeti hoon."

Blood splashed over Jazzy's face and she gasped looking down at her hand, she was shocked and confused letting go the knife from her hand she trembled.

Jazzy took a step towards her but then took two steps backwards "nahi... nahi.. aisa aise kaise?" she covered her face with her hands, her brain ceased to work, words failed to form.

"Mai tujhe sachme nahi maarna chahti thi jaanu, I swear! Bass darana chahti thi" she exclaimed.

"Pr darana bhi kyu tha? Tu mujhse kuch bhi kehti haqse mai krdeti, tere mere bichme kabhi formality yea kuch nahi tha-"

"Exactly!" she snapped "kuch nahi tha tbhi toh, aur humesha tuhi krdeti thi tbhi toh tu mahan bnjathi, devi aur mai pata nahi" she shook her head "mujhe koi problem nahi hain, mai hoon aisehi, mujhse ni hoti ache se baat Jaanu fact hain mai ni bn skti meethi pyaari pr iska yeh mtlb nahina ki mera kuch wajood nahi."

"Maine tujhse kabhi aake kuch maanga nahi, tujhse bass dil ki baat kahi thi humesha se" Jazzy held her hand "Mujhe Nami pasand tha tune usse meri shaadi krwadi, business deal chipkake, mai complain ni krri haa tera pyaar hain mere liye pr mujhe koshish toh krne deti?"

"Usske baadse uske kaash ke jaap sunriu, bss kassh yeh kaash woh, usspe toh agar koi movie bnegi na jaanu toh title Kaash hi hoga uska bhi!"

"Bss ek achi baat k liye tune meri mumma ki jaan leli?" Fiza frowned to which Farheen feigned a smile "beta, Mumma zinda hain abhi."

Fiza nodded taking a step back "Tujhe toh mai aaj dharti pe hi narak wali feeling dungi tu ghr chal beta!"

"Maa woh hain aur maa wali dhamkiya tu deti hain!"

Sally smiled "Maasi hoona Maa jaisi" Fiza rolled her eyes "Maa jaisi nahi Maa se bhi zyada bhayankar!"

"Tune sb kia Jaanu pr tere sbke chakkar mai tune na mujhe back foot pe rkhdia, maine Zayyad ko Varun ke rishte pakke kraye, tune unke rishte ulte kradiye! Waha woh chai kam cheeni mere ek bete ko thug ke bhaag gyi yaha dusreko kisi aurse pyaar ho gya."

"Dono baap betone pyaar ko halwa samaj rkha hain, kbhi bhi hojata hain aur unko tu thina Zayyad ko adoption ka lollypop pakadwa dia aur Varun ko iss lallu ka!"

"Of course as usual sbka bhala hua, meri bhala krneki koshish nakamiyab hui aur teri koshish bhi nhi thi tu again devi mahan!"

"Aise aur kithne tere anginath ehsaan ginwau mai Jaanu tu bata? Yaha dekhle" she laughed "Socha tha tujhe daraungi kahungi chali jaa meri life se durr wrna- "

"Tsk Tsk tsk!" Sally exclaimed "Bahu serial se real life implications krrie aur saas Crime patrol se! Donoka bedagarg hua pada hain kasamse!"

"Salu" Farheen exclaimed and Sally shook her head "nahi mtlb tum donoke yeh shauk hain toh of course Twinni toh piche rahi nahi hogi, ussne bhi kuch na kuch toh gadbad ki hi hogi kyu Cho?"

"Saut" Fiza gave a thought "woh toh aajkal bigboss mai lagi rehti wrna pehle toh.... " her eyes widened "Oh teri SAUT!"

Nidhi was seated outside some ward on a bench wearing her mask, her eyes on the pamplet as she read her eyes went wide "likha toh aise hain jaise hospital nahi hotel ho, uprse sale bhi lgayi do full body checkup pe teesra free" she shook her head "Twinni ka hospital hain yea saree ki dukaan?"

"Hospital hi hain" she looked up to find Zayyad approaching her, she closed her eyes "pati hai yea mombatti kahi bhi jal jaatha hain!"

She looked up to find no one and sighed but then someone grabbed the pamplet from her "badtamee- eezz... "

"Gharwali... "

She looked around and pointed at herself "nahi hain meri ek ghrpe hain" he signed her to come closer and she obeyed "baharwali ki post khaali hain, tum bnna chahogi?"

Nidhi grabbed the pamplet from his hand, rolled it and started hitting him, "baharwali chaiye tumhe baby!" she hit him again "Gharwali toh sambhalti nahi, baharwali- " he held her hand and pulled her.

"Joke- "

"Auw!" she held onto her stomach that was now bleeding again, her white uniform had a patch of red that spread more "Gharwali... DOCTOR!"

"Nhi" she pushed him away "doctor nahi chaiye mujhe, mera pran toot jaega."

"Tumhare pran ke chakkar mai hum donoke praan choot jaenge biwi uska kya?"

"Mujhe ni pata, aisa dusth bhai bnane se pehle sochna chaiye thana ab bhugto!"

"Haye, mere bhai ne bichare ne kya kiya? woh toh kbse nani k liye bhaga daudi krra hain, ek pal ruk ke saas ni li ussne."

"Letha bhi kese humari saanse cheenke jo aya tha woh."

Zayyad touched her head and examined it "sirrpe bhi chot lgi hain kya Gharwali?"

She pushed him away "Sir ka toh pata nahi pr meri sautu ke dilpe zarur lgi hain, aur woh tumhare bhai ne di hain!"

"Tum donoka scene kya hain, ghrpe toh ghrwali gharwale ke naampe pyaar jatathe bahar aathehi najane konsa bhoot chad jaatha hain!" the duo turned to find Varun all tired "Bhabhi!" his eyes went wide at the site of blood "yeh sbko aaj hi ke din chote lgni zaruri hain kya? ithna saara khoon!"

"Yeh aparichit wala game start krdia kya devarji aapne?"

"Hun?"

"Ghrpe Ravan bnke hum dono behenoko maardia aur ab yahape ram bne firre ho?"

"Maardia toh tum zinda kese ho gharwali?" Zayyad queried and Nidhi feigned a smile "galti ho gyi, agli bari mrrke aungi thik hain gharwale?"

Zayyad stared at her and she turned towards Varun "wese toh humne aapko jail ki saza deni thi umar kaid devar ji, pr ab pole khul gyi hain toh batadu- " she shook her head speaking to herself "nahi nidhi saboot ni batate TV mai dekhti nahi villains unhe dhundke destroy krdete hain!"

"Bhabhi, khudse badbadane ki aadath kabse lag gyi aapko?" The trio's eyes widened at the familiar voice, Varun walked and stood next to Nidhi who turned around to find another him.

It was as if they were watching Judwa live in front of them, not that Judwa never existed or they did not see but in this case, this Judwa wasn't exactly a Judwa.

"Toh tu kehna chahti hain tune nakli Chaaku rkhi thi" Sally queried.

"Yeh bar bar puchne se Chaaku Talwar ni bn jaegi ghonchoo, ek bar mai clear ho gya tha shayad sbko."

"Shayad- "

"Tere liye hain woh shayad!" Sally shut her mouth as Jazzy exclaimed "mai Jaanu ke extra pyaar se nahi extra kaam se tang aa gyi thi, socha tv wali harqath krungi psycho smjhegi aur distance krlegi."

"Tu corona thode hain jo tujhse social distancing maintain hojaegi?"

"Zyada ni bolri tu aajkal?"

"Bol rahi huna kam se kam chaaku toh ni maara."

"Drip mai jo milai thi uska kya?"

"Woh toh bss... " she looked away "pehle tera kissa khatam krrte hain wrna Mini version of you tujhe pkka jail bhej degi."

"Haan toh mai wahi kehri thi nakli tha chaaku jaanu sacchi, asli kese hua patani"

"Tujhe pata hain Jaan tu iss waqt kithni stupid lgri hain?"

"Teri beti ki sangad ka asar hain sab!"

Farheen shook her head "toh nakli chaaku gaya kaha?"

"Mere pait mai" Fiza lifted her hand up "jaanewala tha pr fir saut ne plan change krdia, toh sirpe dandi maardi."

"Haye bacha kucha dimaag bhi bigaad dia?" Sally exclaimed "acha hua isski shaadi kradi humne wrna ab toh kon krta isse shaadi?"

"Uwaah! Ahaan uhun!" Fiza started crying loudly sitting on the floor "haye shaadi hi toh nahi rahi, Mummy, Mummy jesi aur Sasu Mummy!" Jazzy cringed at the last word.

She turned Farheen who nodded reassuringly and knelt next to Farheen "Fizzi baccha, kya hua bataegi please?"

"Ramlal ne mujhe aur sautu ko maardia!" she weeped "mtlb ussne sautu ke hatho mujhe mrwaya aur fir sautu ko ussne maardia, haye mai barbaad ho gyi!"

Sally sat next to her "cho" she spoke very calmly "tujhe 10 second deri hoon vistaar mai smjhnewali bhasha mai smjhayi nahi toh jagga toh jail jaegi hi sath apni maasi ke kaan k parde faadne ke jurm mai tujhe bhi andar krwadungi."

Fiza gulped in and started telling the trio...

Nidhi eyed both the Varun's confused meanwhile Zayyad pinched both their cheeks making them yelp and earned a smack from Nidhi in return "kya krre hon!"

"Check krra tha asli hain ya nahi" he rubbed his own arm meanwhile Nidhi turned her attention back to the boys, she scratched her forehead.

"Oh maathe!" Kia came screeching "tumhara laadesar aya hain, milogi- " she paused turned back to Nidhi who smiled and then turned back to the mirroring boys "maathe" Nidhi leaned closer to her "hospital ka pani peene se alcohol wala effect atha hain kya?"

Nidhi smacked her arm and she winced "hinsak praani, mujhe do do chachu kyu dikhre hain?"

"Kyuki do do hain akal ki andhi!"

"Tum hogi akal ki andhi mai toh rani hoon akal ki!" she turned to Zayyad "dekh kya rahe ho, defense ho aap mera bolo kuch!"

"Tumhare defense ki sitti pitti gul hain, usse chodo akal ki rani, akal ke ghode daudao aur solution nikalo, 5 second hain tumhare pass."

"Ab pata chala yeh timer wali trait kinse aai hain mujhe"

"Hun?"

"Kuch nahi, yaha aao" she pulled Nidhi away and whispered something to her. Zayyad stood there confused as Jazzy approached them furiously "Kaha Hain Woh nalayak, khooni, darinda?"

Zayyad instantly pointed towards both the Varun's who started trembling by now "Maathe ki jay ho, maathe ki jay ho!"

Jazzy pointed her finger at them but then frowned, blinking her eyes twice she watched them carefully.

She made a face then rubbed her eyes and again there was two of them "Aapne BHI hospital Ka Pani peeliya kya dadi?"

Nidhi pulled Kia back and warned her with her eyes "yeh aankhe na Apne pati ko dikhao, Mai ni drrkewali tumhari saasumaa Ka pro version hoon main, huh" she twisted her lips "badi aai."

Nidhi glared at a confused Jazzy "Rin bar SE Milne SE rokti thi, asal Mai toh Mujhe isse ni milna chaiye poori colour print paida ho gyi isski!"

"Nishu!"

Nidhi immediately stood to her right "Han, Woh yeh dono, wese, aise" she sighed "pata ni Yaar jaaku, kaise kahAse Mujhe ni pata tune paida Kia h Tu khud dekhle!"

"Tauba tauba, tune paida Kia mtlb?" Nidhi rushed back to Zayyad as Jazzy glared at her furiously "Maine ek hi paida Kia tha, do do Nahi!"

One of the Varun's laughed "dekhlo Bhai tum adopted ho, tbhi tumhe maathe itta meetha pyaar jatathi Hain!"

"Haan? MAA?" Zayyad looked at her emotionally and she fumed in anger "Yaha BAAT kya chalri Hain, tum dono kisspe atakte ho sharam ni aathi tum dono ko? Bete ho yea yamdoot!"

"Ek second" Jazzy turned to the identicals "dono Mai SE kon Bola?'

Both lifted their hands up saying "Mai!"

Jazzy turned to the other trio "kon Bola, Dekha Tumne?"

The trio shook their head and Jazzy made a face "teeno pati pathni aur beti bekar pde ho mere ghrme jaydaad SE bedakhal krugi dekhna!"

"Woh toh dadu ne kabki mere naam krdi" Kia blew her nails "sambhal ke Bola krro apni maalkin SE."

"Tujhe toh Mai tere dadu sameth ghrse phekugi chutanki!"

"Kaha hai Woh! Kaha Hain mere khooni praan Nath!" Fiza came running and dashed into Jazzy "yeh mota bhaisa kisne khada Kia hospital k beecho beech?"

"Bahurani, aayne SE Nahi apni SAAS SE takrai ho, Zara sambhalke!" Jazzy's hands on her hips and eyes wide as Fiza took a step back turning to the Varun's.

"Darinde, khooni Nalayak!" She pointed at one of the Varun's who shifted her hand towards other saying "Yaha BHI barsaona Zara pyaar Misses!"

"Nahi" she shook her head "itta drama krk Mai thak gyi, tum same to you rakhlo."

Fiza turned away but her eyes went wide and mouth stuck at 'O' she turned back her gaze at the duo, her shifted from one to other and back like a pendulum.

She gulped in "Ramlal tumhari aathma Kahi Shareer SE nikalke bahar toh ni tapki, Mai bataderiu yamraj ko tumhe Lene SE rokne jithni energy aaj ni bchi Hain Mujhme, vapis aao Apne shareer Mai chalo."

Nidhi hit her head "akal aur aankho ki andhi toh thi hi ab tere baaki senses BHI mrr gye kya saut dhyaan SE dekh!"

"Sab khaali khopdi smjke bajate hi rehte hai had ho gyi!" She was about to touch one of them when the other held her hand "paraye admi ko hath math lagao, Woh bhi Apne pati k samne, chi chi chi Misses paap lagega!"

"Acha beta ji!" Her hands now on her hips "tum meri behen ko gale lgao meri ankho k samne, nhi correction meri marrti hui ankho k samne meri khooni behen ko gale lgao, Woh chalega?"

"Tab paap kya chutti pe gya tha?" She exclaimed and before he could speak Zayyad exclaimed "Chote tujhe sharam ni aai?"

"Arre Bhai-"

"Mai jaariu!" Nidhi exclaimed "bss kbse khooni Varun chlra hai socha tha ab jaake suspense khatam hoga per ni yaha toh do do aa gye, baaki saare suspense baadme shuru hue pr almost khatam hone aae pr yeh h ki chlta jaara h aur tum teeno dimaag Ka dahi krre ho!"

Nidhi sat on the bench "Mai thak gyi ab ni hona mujhse bhaad m jaao, story khatam, chalo packup!"

"Packup toh ji hum krenge Aapka!" A police officer walked in "kaun h Woh khooni darinda aur nalayak!"

Fiza took a step back and dashed into Farheen earning a hit from Sally but before she could speak Fiza said "akal aankh senses sabme andhi hoo Mai bss Khush? Ab chup!"

Nidhi controlled her laughter as the police officer stood furiously "Kaha hain woh khooni darinda, laao usse meri ankho ke saamne aaj " as the police officer spoke Sally felt a little suspicious.

"Yeh mujhe uss nalayak nikamme Rehaan ki kyu yaad dilara hain?"

"Haye apne bete ko nalayak kehti hain, jab dekho bichare phool se bacche pe barasthi hain, sharam krr salu" Farheen scolds her "itta pyaara bacha hain tera, are you sure woh tera hi hain?"

Sally gave her a confused look "nahi yaar pyaara hain tabhi toh sure nahi hoon aur dekh zara teri beti ko dhyaan se" she pointed at Nidhi slowly "usske andar bohot zorse hassi aari hain aur aisa tbhi hi hota hain jab yea toh waha uska nikamma bhai ho yea Mama!"

"Arre mama se yaad aya" Sally exclaimed "iss bar Jai bhai ne kitti ajeeb si gifts bheji thi, diwali hain pr hum patake thode jalathe hain isse acha mithai hi bhej deta, rocket chakri ka mai krru?"

"Kya kia tune?"

"Aur kya krungi aafath ki pudiya ko parcel krdiye" she exclaimed and the reality hit her to which Farheen nodded "Ussme na humare khaandaan ki bilkul milawath ni hui hain, poori ki poori jaan pe gyi hain bhai se tujhe bhijwaye taaki tu bheje."

"Aur mere naam pe twinni se free hall pass lele patakhe jalane ka haye dusht!" Sally concluded "thodi thodi na teri choti wali pe gyi hain."

"Ghoom phirke sab mujhipe kyu aathe ho bar bar? Mai free ki milthi hoon kya sabko sunane?" Fiza exclaimed and the duo shut up, she walks away standing next to Kia "Agli bar na Aastha Bhabhi (SriAastha) ke naame se patakhe bhejege Gaya, usske dimaag ke ghode thode tez hone lge hain."

Kia frowned "yaha khoon ki baat hori hain, aapke do do pati khade hain aapko patakho ki padi hain?" Fiza pouted "Aastha Mami environment wali hai, Ruchi () ke naamka label chipkaege!"

Fiza's eyes sparkled "yeh ki na meri betiwali baat!" they hi fived secretly.

"Sab gawaho ko madde nazar rkhte hue yeh nateeza nikalta hain ki doshi Mrs. Fiza Mallik hain"

"Hein?"

"Haan! Chalo Faasi hogi tumhe ab" he walked upto her and put hathkadi in her hands "Mere murder pe mujhe hi andar? Yeh kesa nyaay hain?"

Fiza turned to Nidhi who lifted her hands up "mera dimaag ni chalra, mai game se out hoon koi mujhe ni dekhega bass!"

"Bekaar ldki" Fiza exclaimed to which Kia said "dekho sir yeh bohot chant hain, yaha aise ni maanegi aap bandook nikalo aur seedha thok do."

"Hawww!"

Both the Varun's seemed extremely concerned as the Officer got his gun out someone held his hand "Dad ki gun leke unka uniform pehenke aaye ho, besharam insaan meri Jaan ko maaroge, pati ho yea chaipatthi?"

The inspector pleaded her with his eyes as she turned to Sally "Mummy ji aapki aankhe kese dhoka khaa gyi? Apne pyaare laadle bete ko ni pehchana?"

Sally frowned as Halima came running "Maa, please- " she pulled her "chalo na aap- "

"Rumi (B00K15HNERD) , tu sach kehri hain?" she nodded freeing herself from Halima's grip "Dad ki gun aur uniform- "

"Uniform dad ka nahi hain, bhade ka hain!"

"Satyanaash!" Halima and Kia exclaimed together as Sally went upto him "idhr laana toh zara beta ji" he gulped in handing her the gun.

She pointed at him "Agar abhi apna thobda ni dikhayana fir dekhlena chal jaegi, bhulakkad samajke mai choot jaungi per tum swarglok pakka sidhr jaoge!"

"Haye mummy" he removed his fake beard and moustache "tum bolke bete ko paap chadwaogi?"

"Na na" she put the gun down "pichle janam ki respect hain."

"Haye" she held his face "kanji aankho ko kya hua?"

"Dadi, doctor hoke lenses ke bare mai ni pata" Shanaya exclaimed and Sally glared at her "Dadi hogi teri amma!"

"Haye saasumaa!" Rumana made a puppy face to which Shanaya turned to her "kehti hoon apni jaan se social distancing rkha krro, kaafi zyada drame krne lgi ho mummy tum!"

"Fir merepe aaye!" Fiza snapped and Nidhi stood up "Tere pe aajse koi ni jaega saut" Fiza smirked as Nidhi walked upto Sally grabbed her gun and pointed at her "na rahegi tu naa rahega yeh panchayath!"

"Haye, saut tu aise kregi?"

"Kyu nahi? Wese bhi teri wajah se meri zindagi barbaad hui padi hain, Varun tera nahi toh mera bhi nahi, inn nikamme bhaiyo mai rkha kya hain saut, upr jaake narak pe apna chalaege."

"Aisa kese?" Fiza trembled "mere akeleka uprka ticket kaategi tu aur raaj krenge hum dono, yeh kesa logic hain?"

"Aree aapke mrne ke baad Mumma ko faasi hojaegi na" Kia stated casually to which Fiza frowned "Umar kaid ki saza hui toh? Ithne saal ni wait krr skti mai, mujhe gun chaiye, dono sath mai marenge!"

One of the Varun's and Zayyad sat on the respective benches behind them casually, Rehaan started trembling "Mummy ke chamche, tu toh aise kaapra hain jaise teri mauth tay ki hon" Jazzy whisper asked and he gulped in "Arre Maasi, gun fully loaded hain aur lock bhi nahi ki hain."

Jazzy's eyes widened as he continued "agar galti se ek bhi goli chal gyi na, tumhari bahuye narak jaaye na jaaye mai swarg pakka chala jaunga!"

"Tum ithne sure kese ho ki tum swarg hi jaoge? Ithne ache karam ni hain tumhari Pati" Rumana stated and he feigned a smile "yaha pati marrneki baat krra hain tumhe swarg nark ki padi hain, jaha bhi jaau tumse toh pakka ni miluga."

"Haww, saath janmoke waade ka kya?"

"Usspe mere iss janam ki arthi sajan! Ouw--- maa" Sally held his ear "marrne marane ki baate krra hain agar koi tapka na tere baap se pehle mai tujhe maardugi, chup krja batari hoon!"

"Tum dono bewakoofo ki planning plotting kabhi kaam ni krti gadbad alag hojathi hain" Halima scolded both Kia and Shanaya.

"Planning saari issne krri thi mai toh bss plotting ki" Shanaya exclaimed pointing her finger at Kia who pulled her hair "haa aur chilla, bhopu laadu? Ekdum uchi awaz mai poore sheher scheme batade humari!"

"Bhopu ni speaker zyada acha baith-"

A gun shot and everyone went silent "ithni bhaari hathiyar leke khadi asli wali sbko mazak soojra hain yaha?"

The other Varun who was standing immediately came and stood in front of Fiza "Biwi ko please kuch mth krna, jo krna hai mujhe krro, tum mujhse pyaar krti hona mere liye apni behen ko maarke kya fayda? Kya pata kal mai kisi aur ldki ko patake zindagi jee loon?"

"Arre abhi toh bataya issne, sune nahi kya?" Fiza exclaimed "dono behene upr milke raaj krengi!"

"Upr ni mummy niche" Kia whisper corrected to which she replied "same thing no difference you shut up!"

Varun walked up to Nidhi and held pointed the gun towards his chest "maardo mujhe, pr mai tumhe apni biwi ko ek kharoch tak ni aane dunga."

Fiza slowly walked upto Varun who was seated on the bench and stated "ramlal sharam krro sharam! Ithna pyaar tum mujhse krte toh mai tumhe infinity janam tak maangti!"

Varun stood up "pyaar toh sab krlethe hain begum pr saccha pyaar jathane ki chiz ni hoti" he turned to the other Varun "yeh dono Sautane hain bss kehneko, jhagad jhagad ke mrrna prefer krengi pr ekdusreko kbhi maarengi nahi."

Fiza nodded "Jagga aur Gaya se seekha hain, jab jaan hain tab tak jahan hain bhaiya yaha sath sath hain ladneka mauka milra hain fir upr kya pata yeh konse department mai hogi aur mai konse!"

"Aur han" Nidhi smiled "Gun bhale hi asli hain pr" turning to Kia who tapped on her phone screen and the same gun shot repeated "Goli nahi, nakli chachu!"

He smirked "Bhale mai Varun Mallik na sahi pr hoon toh ek Mallik hina, kyu Mumma" he turned to Jazzy and everyone stared at her.

Jazzy was confused for a moment "Ek second kya? aise kya dekhre ho?" she snapped "mere do hi bete hain, koi extra aulaad ni hain. TV serials lallu dekhti hain mai nahi, isski chipi hui aulaad hogi koi."

"Meri aulaad mere pati jese kese dikhega? Kya mtlb serial dekhti hoon toh kuch bhi tuk lgaoge? Genetics aur logic naam ki koi cheez hain bhi ki nahi?"

"Um... " Sally exclaimed "isse pehle mujhe koi kuch bole, mai khud confess krlethi hoon... "

"Badi aai meri behen cheen li mujhse uprse mujhipe hukum chalati hain, hitler 2.0 kahiki kahi mil jaena- " she lost her balance and was about to trip when he held her hand.

"Aap" he exclaimed as she smiled back "Varun?"

He shook his head "Vicky! " he exclaimed showing her a picture of Jazzy Farheen and hers "yeh aap hona?"

She nodded "aap inhe jaanti hon?" he pointed at Jazzy "ha tum bhi toh jaante hon, issike toh bete hon!"

"Aapko kese pata?"

Sally knelt closer to him sniffing "sab thik haina beta? subeh subeh tunn toh nahi?"

"Aunty aap galat smjhri hain- "

"Bilkul nahi, aur mai aunty nahi maasi hoon maasi, woh maasi jisne tujhe bchpan mai kchre dabbe mai jaane se roka tha."

She nodded "teri zaalim maa, ek bete ke baad dusra nahi chahti thi beta aur tera baap toh tehra usska gulaam, maine kaha usse ki lao mai paal lethi hoon, bada kia maine tujhe ittu sa tha tu jab ussne pheka tha- "

"Sharam kar sharam ghonchoo, mtlb kuch bhi?"

"Mai sharam krlu yea story sunau?"

"Continue mummy ji" Rumana exclaimed and she smiled "haye meri sayani bahurani!"

"Phir aaj tu mila hain mujhe beta, teri biwi kesi hain wese?"

"Meri Biwi?"

"Oh" she smiled "woh nahi hai? acha hain, ek kaam krr bss chale tera toh exchange krle wapis jaake."

"Hun?"

"Arre baapre seedha daan dedia usska? Acha hain wese hi kisi kaam ki nahi thi- "

"Chi chi khudki bhateeji ke baare mai aise kon bolta hain?"

"Woh! jiski bhateeji usse usski story ni complete krne deti!"

Fiza closed her mouth and she continued

"Aunty aap- " Sally held onto saree "aunty? Maa na sahi kam se kam iss paalnewali ko devaki ki ki jagah hi dedete!"

"Yashod- " Sally glared at Farheen "sabki vyatha suni maine, sbne footage lia maine interrupt ni kia meri baari mai sbko aana hain!"

Farheen mirrored Fiza signing Sally to continue ...

"Aunty, I'm sorry" Sally wiped her fake tears "koi na puttar ji koi na tum jaao India apni maa ke paas, mera kya hain reh lungi bin baccho ki!"

"Haww mumm- " Sally smacked his arm "tu bhi bol le nahi sab bol lo!"

Rehaan shook his head "aap continue krro mummy!"

Sally looked away as everyone stared at her "Kya? Jab chup rehna tha tab ni rahe ab story khatam ho gyi toh budh bane baithe ho?"

"Hein?" Jazzy exclaimed "isska kya tuk bana? jab ussne Khud kaha ki woh Vicky hain, Vicky aur Varun mai ithni saari spelling alag hain V ko chodke, toh- "

"Arre yeh tere beta bahu pichli bar mujhe argentina mai Raj aur simran bnke mile they aur usski pichli anniversary mai basanti aur pata ni kya!"

Jazzy turned to the couple who feigned a smile "Tamasha Mummy" Fiza exclaimed "woh picture live krneka mnn krra tha toh krrdia."

Jazzy shook her head and turned to Vicky "koi raah chalti sathiyai hui budhiya tumhe kahegi mai tumhari maa hoon aur tum maan gye?"

"Sathiyai hogi tu!" Sally snapped "Pr mujhe meri godh li hui maa ne yeh" he removed the picture from his jackets pocket "yeh photo di thi aur kaha tha ki yeh aurath" he pointed at Jazzy "yeh tumhari asli maa ko janthi hain!"

"Acha toh fir thik hain" Jazzy nodded "yeh hain tumhari asli maa" she pointed at Sally.

"Hun?"

Kia signed Shanaya who pulled Halima along with her "Ekta kapoor ka agle 100 episode tak chalta hi rahega, tu chal hum Gul ke set mai jaake gul khilate hain!"

"Mai? Kyu? Kis khushi mai?"

"Ussi khushi mai jissme tune mujhe isski maa declare kia tha ghonchoo! Same pinch!"

"Bass!" Farheen exclaimed "tum dono chup" she turned to Vicky "thik hain maan lia jaan tumhari maa hain, tumhara hrr daawa man liya humne, tum seedhe seedhe aake bhi toh keh skte they yeh khoon kharab aur drama kyu?"

"Kyuki inhone kaha" he pointed at Sally "ki Maa ke pass already ek beta hain aur woh mujhe nahi apnana chahti."

"Yeh toh ghonchoo hain aur ghonchoo log kuch bhi kehte hain beta" Jazzy exclaimed to which Sally smiled "acha? toh ab apnale apne jigar ke tukde ko. ghonchoo log toh kuch bhi kehte haina tu jhoota bna ghonchoo log ko."

"Tum mere bete nahi ho" Jazzy kept her hand on Sally's head "isske sirki kasam!"

"Haye mai marr gyi" Sally pushed her hand away "chodo yeh Mummy mummy aur batao tumhare iss karam kaand mai aur kon hain tumhare sath? Kyuki common sense ki baat hain, akele toh ithna sab hoga nahi tumse, shakal Varun jesi hain toh kamse kam aadhi akal bhi usske jesi hi hogi!"

Jazzy nodded "point!"

"Noted and crime partner has been caughten!" a lady officer came dragging a women which made Fiza gasp "Dhaniya pudina!"

Nidhi smacked on her throat "zara kam chauka kr, choke hoke stroke na ajaye kahi!"

"Stroke aae mere dushmano ko" she turned to Dhanya "Varun na sahi, usski xerox copy pakadli?"

Dhanya smirked "agar yeh bewakoof thoda aur wait krletha toh xerox ke sath sath original copy bhi meri hojathi. per afsos tum sautano ke drame hi khatam ni hote!"

"Socha tha yeh bewakoof tum dono ko maardega, aur recording isske khilaaf mai court mai pesh krungi. Fir Varun ki zindagi mai roshni ki kiran bnke aaungi aur zindagi sawar dungi!"

"Yeh insaan hain ki doraemon" Sally wondered.

"Jo bhi hain tujhse zyada shaathir hain ghonchoo, seekhle kuch classes lgadu?"

Sally twisted her lips "yeh nakli ke baad asli police laaneka kya mtlb? Isse acha pehle hi ruchi ko bulalete na! Khamakhaa iss bewakoof ko apne baap ke hatho pithne ki wajah dedi!"

Ruchika smiled "mai busy thi, madam ke khilaaf saboot jo jodne they, kaafi CID CID khelne ke baad hath lagi hain."

Vicky turned to Fiza who smiled "agar koi psycho wale dialogue maarnewale ho toh please mujhe ni sunna, raatko nind ni aaegi fir, jaao seedhe jail aur saza bhugto!"

"Lejao inko aur ache se chai pani pilana!" Ruchika pushed him away as Rumana rushed to her and hugged her "Ruchi!"

"Mai bhi mai bhi!" Fiza rushed to them. Farheen stood in front of Jazzy "Mujhe kuch ni kehna siwaay sorry ke aise ni bolungi!"

"Sunriu meri Jaan!"

"Please meri life ke problems mujhe khud solve krne de, tu iss ghonchoo pe focus krr ussko teri bohot zarurath hain!"

"Mujhe kisiki koi zarurath nahi hain" Sally turned away miffed and Farheen winked at Jazzy, the duo whispered on either of her ears "pakki baat?"

"Ekdum pakki!"

"Sochle ghonchoo!"

"Haa maine ek baar jo soch lia fir mai kisiki bhi nahi sochti!"

"Ohho Sallu aur usske pathar ki lakeer wale commitments!"

"Ekdum!"

Farheen and Jazzy looked at each other and nodded "okay fir" Sally frowned for a moment then felt something, "Haye! Oh mumma!" she started laughing as the duo giggled her "nahi haye chodo!"

Farheen and Jazzy giggled as Sally started dancing "Haye mai batariu" she tried to breathe "chun chunke maarungi dekhlo!"

Nidhi sat on the bench confused and the trio (ruch, fiza and Rumi) turned to her "isse kya hua?" Ruchika wondered and Fiza rushed to her "Haye saut, billi marr gyi?"

"Nahi yaar" she shook her head "maine socha tha khoon kharaba mystery pata ni kya kya I swear kuch bhi nahi hua! Aise lame ending hoti hain bhala kahi?"

"Kyu nahi? Mental hain hum sab, humare yaha agar chize sense krne lag gyi toh kya khaak mentals hue hum?"

"Haan yeh toh Jaana, jaan bilkul sahi kehri hain" Rumana nodded "Jo maza mental panti mai hain woh baaki kahi nahi hain."

Ruchika laughed "hum ek aisa vichitra combo hain jisme sab ek ajeeb mishran bna hua hai, mtlb thoda thoda hi sahi pr sab hain!"

"Sab maane?" Nidhi's question earned her a head smack from Fiza "ahaan kya sukoon milra hain poore din mai pehli bar maine kisiko tapli maari!"

Nidhi frowned as she continued "sab maane woh dekh waha" she pointed towards the other trio "unn teenoka atoot bandhan, Ullu aur Uski Jaan ka beshumar pyaar!"

"Aur ghonchoo jagga ka usse bhi zyada ultra delux" Ruchika held her hand in front of Fiza who gave her a hi five completing "pro max wala pyaar!"

"Shee aur usski Halu ka pyaar" Rumana exclaimed to which Nidhi sighed "ussme kia ka apna alagsa ek tadka bemisaal!"

"Humare pass ek taraf love birds Aastha aur Rin hain" Ruchika stated to which Fiza smirked "haa aur ek taraf one side lover Ruchika Asthana!"

"Dev aur Ruchi ki hui na shaadi, one sided kese?" Rumana exclaimed and Fiza sighed "Tu rehne de pati, taaza taaza zakhmo ko na kured!" she supressed her laughter meanwhile Rumana stayed clueless.

"Ha kyu nahi, usspe namak chidakne k liye tu haina, sautan wali harqathe bandh krna wrna universal sautan declare hojayegi dekhle!" Ruchika frowned.

"Haww sautu" Nidhi turned to her "mujhe daga deke universe ki sautu bnrie? Mai divorce k baad alimony lungi aur bacche tere pass rahenge!"

"Bacche mere pass rahenge toh alimony tu kyu legi?"

"Matlab tu universal bne aur mujhe gareeb ke naseeb mai paise bhi na hoye?"

"Tu gareeb nahi tu gorilli hain!"

"Tu- "

"Woh mth bolna maa se shikayath lgadungi!"

"Woh- " Rumana sat in between them "sabke rishto mai, mai kaha aathi hoon?"

Nidhi hugged her saying "Tu toh kahi bhi ni aathi Jaani" Fiza nodded "aatha toh woh haina, jo kahi chala jaatha ho?"

Ruchika nodded kneeling in front of her "tu toh hum sbme shaamil hain!!"

They hugged each other and giggled "inse bss saara din khi khi krwalo, baaki kuch hona ni hain" Jazzy exclaimed and earned a taunt in return "ha tune toh jese agra mai qutubminar khada krwadia ho jese!"

"Sallu" Sally turned to Farheen who smiled "tu geography ko na skip krdia krr, bichareko wese hi bohot kam log samajhte hain, teri confusion se jo samajhte hain woh bhi nasamajh hojaenge."

"Oh meri saara drama queens" Kia exclaimed "niche mast drama hora hain, abhi batari hoon baadme math kehna maine invitation ni dia!" and she vanished in thin air.

"Yaar, ek bar kya jawab ni dia tum toh phoole hue gubbare ban gye angoor ke bacche!" Halima held Angad's hand "sorry na!"

"Zain kehde apni fiance se, mai ithni durrse kisika sorry sunne nhi aya hoon apni Nani k liye aya hoon!"

Halima's mouth formed an O as Zain walked upto tell her Shanaya pulled him back "he did not mean literally you idiot!"

Kia face palmed herself "Bua Nani ab aap hi dekhlo, mujhse ni sambhalte aapke bacchonke bacche!"

"Yaar tum ladko ki problem kya hain" she snapped "bichari bacchi sorry kehri hain kehte ho woh ni chaiye toh kya chaiye? Muh se bolo, antaryami thode hain humari bacchi."

Zain took a step ahead "correction Bua nani, bechari aur bacchi?" he shook his head "yeh toh wahi baat ho gyi ki meri maa ko Abla naari kehdia ho jese!"

"Maa ke saamne Haye Mummy aur peeth piche haye tauba!" Fiza held his ears "Haye mere gule gulzar ke sheikh chilly, tu ghrpe chal teri aaj bin shaadi ki barath mai nkalungi!"

"Shh!" Kia pulled them both back "love birds ki limelight math cheeno, drama suspense lameness sb bohot ho gya ab thoda emotional romance dekhne do!"

Halima gulped in as Angad smiled "maafi chaiye?" she nodded "krdia" her face brightened up "ab mai chalu?"

"Kaha?"

"Arre yaar timepass kya krre ho" Shanaya exclaimed annoyed "mera time honewala hain jldi krrona!"

"Bye Miss. Baig!" he tried to free his hand from her grip but she tightened it more "I love you na!"

"Hun?" he acted like he did not hear it "kuch kaha?"

"I love you woh bhi bohot saara!"

"Are you sure?"

She nodded "Ekdum pakk- "

"Oh mere pyaare KBC, beta lock krde tu ab yeh jawab ni badlega!" Jazzy stated and he pulled her into a hug "I love you too you Idiot!"

Everyone cheered "Chalo, yeh bala tali mere naseebse mubarakho sautu, tera promotion ho gya!"

Fiza side hugged Nidhi who exclaimed "Mera fir bhi thik hain beta, teri wali ko dekh zara."

"Usse kya dekhna training deke meri copy bna dungi!"

"Teri copy ka thik hain lallu" Jazzy stood to her other side "usse naagin se insaan kese bnaegi?"

Fiza's jaw hung open as she saw Shanaya dancing like a naagin "haye mai toh ainvei kehti thi pr yeh toh... "

"Haye sautu, tu toh ainvei ainvei ainvei ainvei lutt gyi!"

"Arre aap sab bhi nachona!" Shanaya exclaimed jumping right in front of Fiza who gulped in "nahi beta, hum bina music ke ni naachte aap carry on!"

"Arre music toh bajra haina aunty!"

"Kidhr?"

Sally pulled out the bluetooth chords from Shanaya's ears "Idhr!"

"Haye bach gyi!"

Dosti ki Raho mai kabhi akelapan na Mila

Ae dost zindagi mai tere hone se saare gam hue gila,

Dua krte hain hum uss khuda se jo tu hume yu hai Mila,

Ab tere mere raasthe chahe kabhi badal jaye,

Tu hona na kabhi humse juda...

P.S Ishq mushq mushayra dosti rishtedari sab ek taraf aur humara mentalpan ek taraf!  

Iss story ki ending bhale hi lame aur illogical thi pr humari story... 

Well usski toh koi ending hi nahi hogi kabhi, so pyaar takraar ladai aur dherr saara pagalpan mubarakho, mere mentals hum sbko humari ek aur yaadgar sath bithaya hua saal mubarakho! <3