Mexle was being gey with Neil Nye The Science Gay.
"Hey Mexel-?"

";3; y3s Neil Gay$trong-?"

Neil the beil fidgeted with his fidget spinner. "Wanna go on a SpIn-?"

Mox gaysped and said "Why NeIlkie I th0t y0ud n3v3r ask-"

Noel gaysped and pulled out his calculator playing a tune with the numbers and sHiT. "I hOpE tHiS wOnT sOuNd ImPoLiGhT,
oR cUm InSiDe YoU tOo FoRcElY-"

Moox gasped loudly and cumtinued to whistle.

"BuT eVeN tHoUgH yOu SeEm GaY aS Fuuuuck iiiiiiiii ThInk I GaYeR tHaN yOu-!!"

Mexle took out his wallet and a pickle and started playing møn3Y. "HAHAHA Y0U s33m Im₱®£$$€D w|th y0r
Ga¥^££$ bUtT I d0Π7 fU©KiNg
b€li3v£ iT-"

Neil Hanson slapped Med "boi- shut d a h 3 l | u p -"

Med was madd and cried drowning himself with oxygen.
Neil felt bad so he picked mexle up and laid him on his b r e e d .

"Toz ok Mex-

Because

I'm

Not

Neil-"

PlOtTwI$T-

"I'm

Batman-" the m00stiri0s d0d3 t00k off his face to reveal...

D a V i D .

Mec was sh00k and sk33d00dl3d
awa¥. DaViD l@uGh3D and wintered back to his C a b I n.

"H a L p-"

DaViD l00k3d @ the poor soul and feet bad so he l3t Neil go.

Neil rAn and found meckel.

Short story shorter:

T h e y p l a y e d a n i c e l o n g g a m e o f t w i s t 3 r : D