Hehe...

Back from school. Had yearbook club, and I came out 20 minutes later because I spent that much time stapling paper.

Dam staples.

Anyways, I have a question to Hiccup from SkrillQueen , as seen in the title.

Finally, someone other than my sister!!

You know, I got this yesterday, but I was too sleepy.

OKAY

I SUMMON THEE, HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD

Hiccup: Wha?

Me: AHHHHHH ITS HICCUP!! *squeezes the life outta this dude*

Hiccup: *dies*

Me: ...*resurrects Hiccup and wipes audiences' memory*

RESTART:

I SUMMON THEE, HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD

Hiccup: ...I thought I died?

Me: no.

Hiccup: ...

Me: ...

Hiccup: ...

Toothless: ...

Everyone: ...

Me: OKAY!! Hiccup, we have a question to you from...a person, who most definitely is NOT the queen of Skrills.

SkrillQueen : What?

Hiccup: DAUGER has a PARTNER???

Me: NO.

Hiccup: oki.

Me: the question is: If there was one dragon that you could train that wasn't Toothless, what is it?

Hiccup: Hmm...that's a hard one. Toothless is my best friend, and I would be dead if it weren't for him.

Me: FEELZ!!

Hiccup: ...anyway, I guess I might consider a Deadly Nadder, but they seem a bit hostile, same with a Monstrous Nightmare, and a Changewing would be nice, but it won't do much use, and they aren't very friendly either. I guess my best choice would be a Razorwhip, mostly because they are very slim and fast dragons in the sharp class, but so are Speed Stingers, but those travel in packs, and it would be cruel to separate them--

Me: OKAY HICCUP. WE GET IT.

Me: Well, there you have it, SkrillQueen/Kari. A Razorwhip would be a good option because, well, just look at his explanation. I'm seriously not bothering to copy and paste that stuff.

Me: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third: AWAY...ON TOOTHLESS/WINDSHEAR OR SOMETHING

   So, well, while I was typing that, I wonder what is really on my copy and paste...

...it's not pasting. Lemme try again.

September 15, 1789

Dear Diary,

   It has been almost 500 years since the Ottoman Turks started ruling over us Bulgarians. Nothing has changed, except for the occasional uproar from a few groups of protesters, who have all died after the Turks defeated them. Many centuries ago, one of my ancestors witnessed the Turks' entrance. They put up a big fight, but our side, Bulgaria, lost. Now, for an uncountable amount of years, the Turks have been ruling over us. They've been making us do so much work constantly, and they make us pay ridiculous amounts of money as taxes. They even make us pay for such little things such as birth and death. With all of my family members along the years, we've inherited nearly nothing as the Turks have been basically bankrupting us. I really hope this will be over soon.

November 21, 1791

Dear Diary,

   It's been about two years since I've last written here. The weather is getting colder, but I can hardly feel the difference. The Russians have come to defeat the Turks!! I'm really glad they're here, but at the same time, I'm not. What if they're here to defeat the Turks, only to put another burden on our shoulders? The Ottoman Turks came here to rule over us, to make us do their work, and to build their empire, doing all that for 500 years. Many have died because of the way the Turks have been treating us, and I don't think I want to be the next. I also don't want my hopes to be lifted after the Turks are defeated, then suddenly being forcibly controlled again by another country. Us Bulgarians don't know what the Russians are thinking and what they'll do with us after they win (if they win), so I guess we'll all just have to hide and see the result of the fight.
April 2, 1792

Dear Diary,

   The Russians have won and have decided what to do with us. They are setting us free to be our own civilization! As for the Turks, they have been forced to sign a peace treaty. I've heard that they are also being forced to hand over Thrace and Macedonia to Bulgaria. I don't know why the Russians are doing this. Maybe out of either kindness, generosity, or maybe even pity. If they wanted, they could've just taken the land for themselves to use them as resource bases or something. I guess Bulgaria should be thankful instead of being critics and conclusion-jumpers, such as myself. I'm just glad that us Bulgarians should be glad to finally be free, especially with a new expansion of land.

Signing out for now,
Kalysta Cheng

...I SWEAR

THIS WAS FROM MY PROJECT AT SCHOOL

AND MY REAL NAME IS JOT KALYSTA CHENG

IT WAS A FIRST PERSON POV PROJECT FROM OUR TEACHER

...eh. I'm seriously going to rant one of these days.

BAIIIIIIII