GROUPCHAT
z's sluts

jimmy
anyone know where trev is?

jackie
haven't heard from him since last night

coleslaw
same here

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did any of you think to ask hunter?

jimmy
he'd tell me if he was with her

coleslaw
dude's whipped

hunter
am not

jimmy
youre not what?

hunter
whipped

jackie
wait..

hunter
he's an idiot
grabbed my phone

cake eater
oops

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told you

jimmy
did you sleep over there?

cake eater
we cried
she wanted to watch Up

hunter
THAT WAS YOU
he literally made me put it on

jimmy
so you guys watched up?

cake eater
would've done more if i didn't get a call

coleslaw
at least no one walked in

hunter
that's actually the worst

jimmy
have lots of experience with that?

hunter
not with anyone
my roommate likes to barge into my room
at the worst times

cake eater
you didn't even tell me you had a roommate
she scared me this morning

hunter
it scared me waking up being crushed

jimmy
hes a cuddler

coleslaw
yeah he is

hunter
thanks for the warning
could've used that a bit ago

cake eater
you liked the cuddles

jackie
did she?

cake eater
i hope so

hunter
eh
jamie pls come get your bf

jimmy
he belongs to you now

hunter
pls no
i dont want him

cake eater
not what you said last night

coleslaw
good one
though im sure it was the other way around

jackie
hunter would never fold like that

cake eater
idk she seems pretty flexible to me

hunter
and you'll never find out 😫

cake eater
WHY

hunter
cause you will not let me move

jimmy
let the girl go

hunter
all i gotta do is pee
dudes got separation anxiety or sum

coleslaw
it's called being pussy whipped

cake eater
ive gotta get some to actually be pusyy whipped

hunter
let me go and we'll see

jimmy
hunny is slowly traumatizing me

hunter
NO IM SORRY
the only person im hoping to traumatize is
quinn but dude disappeared

jackie
whatd quinn do 😭

hunter
idk but the mom vibes radiate

cake eater
your roommate scares me

hunter
courtney is a but startling
did you put clothes on before leaving the room?

coleslaw
are you texting from the toilet?

hunter
yes

cake eater
just my pants

hunter
poor girl is probably freaking out rn

coleslaw
why?

hunter
theres a shirtless guy standing in her kitchen at
10am and she's desperately single

jimmy
it's just zegras
i think she'll live

hunter
v true
he's nothing to freak out over
nowww
if you were in my kitchen shirtless 🫣

cake eater
why are you so mean to me

jackie
she got the wrong guys number

hunter
FR
sorry trev
puck bunny for life 🤞🏼
im an unloyal whore

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Did your father give you love as a child?

hunter
yes actually
my father is the sweetest
im just my mothers daughter

coleslaw
so we can cross daddy issues out

turtle
hunter doesnt have daddy issues?

hunter
nope 🫶🏻

jackie changed group name to
hunny's whore house

hunter
AHHH
I LOVE IT JACK
I GIVE YOU KISS

cake eater
can i get a kiss too?

jackie
no

jimmy
no

turtle
no

coleslaw
no

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i say no to kissing z and jack

hunter
quinn dont be a party pooper

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you'd be sharing zegras cooties to my brother
i don't want that

jackie
true
i don't want a hunny kiss now

coleslaw
idc about zegras cooties

hunter
short kings deserve kisses too

cake eater
WHY YOU KISSIN EVERYONE BUT ME

hunter
sharing is caring trev

jimmy
hunter wants to swap all the cooties

hunter
oh shush jamie

jimmy
go kiss z so he'll stop whining

cake eater
thank you jamie🙏

hunter
he's currently pouting

jackie
dont give in
don't kiss him

coleslaw
i agree w jack on this one

hunter
oops

cake eater
gtg

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i have the image in my head and i dont
like it at all