Siddhesh's POV:

'Shiddhuuuuuuuuuu wohoooooooo' she said and started running on the road and I was having a high time making her sit in the car. The crowd around me was laughing at both of us.

She is spreading her hands and running around shouting my name...
'Shidddhuuuuuuu shhhhheeee aelopannnnneeeee wohoooooo' she kept shouting and kept running around people and everyone was laughing at her. I slapped my forehead for my stupidities. Why did I even plan to pick the office call???

Oh God I soooo regret picking that office call. I must have simply shrugged it off but instead me the business genius...I picked the call and here my wife had 4 got damn glasses of Kirsch.

Why???
Coz she found the name 'cute'
Like seriously???
Who drinks something because it sounds cute!!!
Kirsch is a concentrated fruit brandy and she had 4 got damn glasses of it!!!
Now god save me!!!

This honeymoon thingy has begun with so much adventure already. Specially after today afternoon's embarassing encounter with her. I mean I didn't intend to barge into the washroom!!! I kept banging the door for more than an hour when she didn't open neither replied there were nonsensical thoughts running in the back of my head scaring me to the core. Without a second thought I barged open into the washroom and I was left speechless!!!

She was in the bathtub covered with foam. Snoring like a little pig. She looked breathtakingly beautiful such that my throat went dry at what I saw but the minute she was awake her widened eyes brought me back to this world!!!
Damnnnnnn!!! I was staring at her when she was bathing!!!
The hell is wrong with me!!!
Pervert Siddhu leave nowwwww!!! My brain alerted and I ran outside the washroom in one go...

Since then the embarassment session which had begun was on a roll. I really wanted to put a full stop to it so I proposed going by the lake side but she looked all flushed finding a couple making out by the lakeside and she looked so uncomfortable while all that ran in my head was if she is this uncomfortable just at the sight of it how are we...I mean...let that thought be...

We decided to go shopping and then we stopped at this pub to have some dinner but then this phone call screwed up everything. I was away for what ??? 10 mins and here she is all drunk...she kissed me and I was shocked!!!

Wouldn't lie !!! I love it when she claims me as her own!!! It makes me blush!!!
But today this was on some other level...she is drunk as hell and she now thinks she is a plane????

Like really plane???

'Shidddduuuuuu burrrrrrrrrr....come come I wi dwoooop you to Mangalore...no vishaaaa needed  wohoooooo' she was running around and I was trying my level best to somehow hold her in order to get her into the car. But when I finally couldn't find any other option I lifted her up and threw her on my shoulder and dragged her into the car. She kept yelling non stop...
'Shiddddhuu nooooooooo leave meeeee...I am paaaaaneeee shhhheeee I wi fyyyyyy' she kept screaming.

Slapping my forehead I finally pushed her into the car and began driving back home.

On the way she kept singing

Zara sha zooom lun mein...
Shiddhuuuuuu....shing naaaaa....

Like really zoom lu mein???
I rolled my eyes and simply kept driving but this girl wouldn't stop. She kept probing again and again...

Shiddhuuuuuu....
Zhara sha zooom lu mainnn....
Shing naaaaaa...

And helplessly I said...
Are na re na re naaaa....

Next minute she put her arms across my neck and shouted...

Aa tusshe shooom lu mainnn muuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa' she kept screaming...and my eyes widened!!!

I swallowed nervously. And looked at her who was giving me all cute and lusty drunk looks at the same time. I swallowed a lump and smiled saying...

'Jaaaaan...'

'Yesssshhhhh Januuuuuuuuu'

Janu!!! Yuppp she's been calling me that since she's drunk!!! Wooow ummm under normal sequences I should be happy but right now I can shit in my pants right here!!!

'Ummmm Jaan...you are a littttttle drunk baby'

'Lil tal dunkkkk??? Nooooooo liayaaaaa....I had Kirschhhhh....hi hi hi...' she kept giggling while completely falling upon me...I rolled my eyes.

I had a hard time getting her back home. She kept singing the same song in a loop and I kept repeating the same lines...she kept waving throwing her neck outside the car window literally waving at everyone on the road...

Finally as I reached home she pulled our security guards cheeks saying...
'Awwwwwww my Rajjjjjj....sheeeeee I'm your shimrunnnnnn....' my poor security guard was scared to death seeing my dangerous wife's deadly stunts. Closing her mouth with my hands I finally took her home...

And threw her on our bed...she kept yelling...
'Shidddhuuuuuuu I want my Rajjjjjjjjj..
I want to do Zara sha zooom lun mein....' she kept crying loudly enough to scare my neighbors...

Ignoring her antiques I managed to fill the bathtub to give her a good soak so the alcohol could calm down a bit. She was hugging me like her life was dependent upon me...and kept calling for her Raj!!!

Damnnn you DDLJ ...you have raised up the expectation of Switzerland and girls and SRK I'm so jealous of you right now!!!
Gosh!!!

I managed to remove her jacket while she kept crying for Raj!!!
Without a go I told her...
'Jaan see I'm your Raj...see' and she saw me again rubbing her eyes and next second she threw herself on me screaming 'Rajjjjjjjjj take me homeeeeee....I love youuuuu eshhhhharrrrk' and I rolled my eyes feeling jealous of SRK as well...I don't know how did he manage so many fan girls for so many years...I'm unable to handle one right now...I was trying to balance her in my arms while she was trying to kiss me...I really had a tough time from not letting her smooch me...

Finally removing her shoes I made her lie down in the bath tub and poured some water on her head with the hand shower. Still in her skirt and white polo neck tshirt...She kept splashing water upon me like a little baby and although she was annoying but she was such a cute annoying baby doll. I smiled to myself thinking of how embarassed would she be once she discovers her stunts!!!

After sometime she slept in the bath tub. I thanked god and promised myself to NEVER EVER leave her alone and never in my lifetime would I let her be on alcohol !!!

But then I realised I can't let her sleep like this...she is soaking wet and sleeping too. She needs to change!!!

For a minute I thought of waking her up but the thought of her crazy ways scared me more...she was trying to smooch me...no no....I can't wake her up...it's not that I didn't want her... ofcourse I crave her...but not like this!!! I definitely didn't want her to do this when she was not in her senses. So waking her up was out of the question.

So without a go I had to change her clothes. I swallowed nervously.

Ragini's POV:

Ahhhhhh my head feels like a bloody rock concert!!!
I rubbed my eyes and saw the clock was ticking 10 am and the surroundings looked unfamiliar to me.

It took me time to realise I am in Switzerland but the next second what I realised made me swallow hard!!!
On my HONEYMOON!!!
Darnnnnnn!!!

I held my head and kept pressing my forehead and that's when my eyes fell on my clothes and my eyes popped out of like beans. I was sitting there in a mere white shirt!!!

What the!!!!

I tried to remember what happened last night and I could only remember the dinner I had last night...

'Was something mixed in the dinner?
Was I drugged???
What the hell!!!' I was scared to death right now but the minute I saw Siddhu I relaxed a little
..

'Sid ..Siddhuuu...how did I?' I asked when he simply gave me a glass of lime juice and asked me to drink it.

'You weren't drugged..you had Kirsch...it was alcoholic' he said and I closed my mouth with my palms.

'Siddhu...I....I...don't ...I....'

'Ragini....just drink it...you will feel better...we can talk later' he said and I silently sipped the lime juice when my eyes fell on a scratch on his neck.

My eyes bulged out in fear...

'Si....Sid...Siddhu ..this....this....did ..I???' and he said...

'Its nothing Ragini...it's fine' and he was about to leave when I held his wrist and stopped him...

'Siddhu ... what did I do last night?' he smiled and blushed...
Here my heart was in my mouth!

I began shivering...and my eyes filled with tears

'O my god...no...no no... please...no...shit don't tell me...
And these clothes??? These you...you changed them Siddhu???
Han tell me???'

He held me by my shoulders and said...
'Jaan relax...yes I changed them and its'

And I burst out into tears...
'Shit shit shit...no...no this is so wrong...why did this happen...no... please...Siddhu you saw me...you...what the...no....I wanted this to be... special and right now I don't even remember...no....shit... why...'

'Raginiiii'

'No Siddhu...shit...did we do it Siddhu...like did we ...I mean...shit...no... come on...I mean'

'Ragini listen to me' he tried to stop me but my tears didn't stop for once...

'Siddhu nooo it's not like I didn't want this...it's just that I wanted it to be special and see now I don't even remember anything...god.... noooo' while hiding my face in my palms

And I heard a loud scream...
'Raginiiii stopppp!!!'

'Just because I changed your clothes doesn't mean I did it with you...and just because you are just wearing my shirt meant it's all done between us...stop your train brain please!!!' he shouted and I looked at him..

'Yes I changed your clothes, but you were covered in a quilt...plus lights were dimmed...I swear I didn't see anything...

You are just wearing a shirt because it was tough almost impossible to make you wear the rest of the clothes because...'

'Because???' I asked and he looked here and there and nervously left a deep breath out and said at once...

'Because you were horney as F and you kept screaming for... ahhhem...let it be' he said and my eyes grew to the size of a tennis ball.

What the hell!!!

'But nothing happened between us!! I took the couch...we didn't even share the bed...you are..... safe...' he said

'And the scratch on....on your... neck' I asked nervously...

'When I tried to budge your advances last night...you ended up...you know... hmmm hmmmm' he said and I wanted earth to split open and swallow me right now.

'But Ragini trust me...nothing happened between us...now....have your breakfast...take this medicine and get some rest...we are going to Jungfraujoch in sometime...Carry all your furry jackets...we are staying up in the hills tonight and believe me you will still be SAFE with me!! ' he said at once with a stern face and left from there...that is when it striked me...The last line made me realise that I probably hurt him.

Shit!!! Why do I have to mess it up always.