I knocked nervously on her door, a bouquet in my....

To my side.

The door didn't hesitate to open. And there she stood, smelling more nacho lately.

"D- Dew- Senpai!" She cried, squealing in joy. She then noticed the flowers. "A- are those for me?"

"Of course, my fair queen..." I cracked open a smile.

She crunched, taking the flowers. "Thank you... .They're lovely. "

"Not as lovely as you, my nacho Dorito.."

She blushed, her face a darker shade of orange. "D- Senpai..."

I took one of her corners in my foil, staring deep into her crumbs. "Dorito...i have loved you since the first day I've seen you...please go out with me...Dorito... "

She crunched again, throwing her corners around me as she started to sob happily. "Y- yes. Mountain Dew, I love you!"

"And I love you...my perfect chip~"