When my teacher does attendance, he asks students questions. Common examples include: what color is the sky, whose time are you wasting, and where are you. The other day, he asks a kid the last one, and the kid deadass goes "your moms house." ?!? And the teacher??? Just goes "ok" like nothing happened??? I'm still not entirely sure if that actually happened.

A long time ago, I chose to do advanced math earlier, thinking I was so smart. Now, I want to punch younger me in the face.

Speaking of math, we were going over matrices and when asked if he multiplied by 0, he cheerfully replies: "oh no we didn't multiply by 0, we put 0 in the denominator and numerator." I am in no way condemning my classmate, rather I am so impressed by his bravery that I am compelled to record it.

My friends got me hooked on Among Us and life has never been the same. The great news is that literally everybody with over 10,000 subscribers is doing live-streams playing it.

Update: I finally got the balls to go on public servers. I straight up killed a dude at the reactor WHILE THE REACTOR WAS MELTING and everybody saw me do it. I didn't even defend myself lol. Also what's with all toxic players??? There were more than I expected. People get so angry so easily.