A Bee or Something

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We see Red waving his body around while walking towards Blue.

Blue: What is wrong with your body?

Red (auto tuned voice): Hey Blue, how you do?

Blue: And what is wrong with your voice?

Red: There ain't nothing wrong with my voice shortae!

Then we see F/N walk in.

F/N: Yo, Red, Blue. What up?

Blue: Oh, hey F/N.

Red: What up, Brotagonist!

The two brothers high-five each other.

Blue: Your brother is making weird sounds.

Red: Oh, uh, that. I swallowed a Bee or something! Maybe a robot frog! I don't know, but it sounds sick as fuck!

F/N: Yeah it does!

The two start jamming out.

Blue: Whatever guys. I got a serious problem.

Red: Yeah girl, turn up the problems.

Blue: Guys!

F/N/Red: Sorry...

Red: Sorray!

Blue: No really. I'm have girl problems.

Red: Then we feel bad you, son.

F/N: We got 99 problems but a chick ain't one.

The two high five again.

Blue: anyways, my girlfriend dumped me last night.

F/N/Red: Oh my God!

Blue: Thanks guys. Heyeah I know we were together a long ti-

F/N: A racoon!

We see a racoon walk out of a trash can with a banana peel in his mouth. We zoom in on his eyes as he spoke.

Racoon: konichiwa.

Red: Nature's ninja!

Then Blue snaps his fingers at the two.

Red: OOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!

Blue: Red, you sound really stupid.

Red: Yeah right! My voice sounds tight as fuck.

F/N: Damn straight!

Red: Hey ladies! You like the sound of my voice?

Then the women started to cheer and dance.

Red: I can't hear you, I said do you like the sound of my vohohohoice?!

The women started to cheer some more as Red turns to his brother.

Red: Brotagonist, drop them sick beats!

F/N: Drop them sick beats?!

Red: Drop them sick BEATS!

Then F/N floats in the air  then comes back down with his DJ kit to drop some sick beats as a bunch of women start dancing as Blue glared at his two friends. Red walks towards him with two women.

Red: Yo, Blue. I just found you a new girl friend. And a girl for yo girlfriend. (Points at Fat ugly girl (A/N: No seriously that's her name)) And you can go home.

She walks home in sadness as F/N pushed a button on his DJ kit as two large speakers came out playing his beats for the whole city to hear. Then we see the racoon dancing with a woman.

Racoon: Shortie, make that ass clap!

Then we see Blue try to talk some girls.

Blue: You're looking (voice cracks) Very prett- (clears throat) Ah fuck!

Then one of the girls slaps him as the racoon hits on them.

Racoon: You need to be with grown ass man.

Blue glared at the racoon as the racoon flips him off. Then the girls walk off with the racoon, leaving Blue by himself. Then we see Red dancing with some girls.

Red: Yeah! Yeaaaah- (starts coughing then farts as a bee came out of his ass)

Bee: I'm free mother fucka!

Red: Oh damn, It was a bee! Heheyes, woman! I like your movements.

Then everything stopped as all the girls went home.

F/N: Welp, it was fun while it lasted. (Pressed a button as his DJ kit turned into a small cube, then picks it up and puts it in his pocket)

Racoon: sayonara! (Throws down a smoke bomb and disappeared)

Blue: (sarcasm) Oh man, I'm so sorry for you. You had everything. Wow.

Red: Yep, well looks like everything is back to norma- (farts some autotuned farts)

F/N: Oh no way! Autotuned farts!

Blue: Why am I friends with you two?

Red: Cause we're awso-

Dick Figures

(Well what did you think? It's a bit short, but then again Dick Figures are nothing but shorts and they're awesome! What was your favorite part? Let me know in the comments and be sure to slap that vote button and I'll see you guys in the next episode!)

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