Hi my name is Dicky and I belong to a man named Dickson. He jerks me off day and night because he is a loner. 

He gets NO HOES and or BITCHES. 

He be at the strip club getting triple dances and be paying them to fuck. 

But when they pull his pants down and see the me, Dicky Dick the Shrimp Dick they all run. 

So he decided to become Bruce Jenner and chop me off. 

Now they keep me in a glass jar and put me on a shelf next to the actual Bruce Jenners Dick. 

Now he regrets choping me off and wants me back.  

They said they only chop off not put back on. 

Small and Smaller the two testicles are in the jar next to me. 

Now they look at me and laugh because they are bigger than me.