*ek ...ek minute..*

*bhai saheb wo flowers thik se lagaiye na*

They gave me an annoyed look.

As if I am scared. Huh!

*dekho agar ap logo ko nahi maloom aaj kya hai toh Main phirse dhaurati hu*

Again I got a blank stare from them.

As I was about to give the Valuable information to them, the lights flickered.

I looked to find the lights wale sitting idle without doing any work.

*kya chal raha hai Yaha. Mazak samjha hai kya, jyada shatir banne ki koshish bhi mat karo..nahi toh yahich game baja dalega tum sabki*

*fused tu kya karne ki koshish mein hai?* Fido walked inside the hall.

I looked at her and gave my million dollar smile

*Chiku tu agayi...wowowoow... Ab ye decoration ka kam tu samhal okay.. Main nikalti hu*

As I started walking out fizo held her arms and dragged me towards her.

*oh bahubali ki aulad, Chiku kahiki*

Fizo smacked her own forehead this time.

*fused kahiki... Tu jyada chalak na ban, tereko kam diya hai toh tu hi kar* fizo left smirking on her victory.

*main mommy ko batau ki unki teddy ne apni choti si bahen ko iss zalim duniya mein chor diya* I smirked knowing her weakness.

Fizo came running towards me.

*haww aisa mat kar...main kuch bhi karungi* she said holding my hands.

And as I was about to speak she jerked me away.

*tujhe laga main sachme aisa karungi..hattt fused... MA ko maloom ich ki ye Kaam tera hai*

My mouth formed an 'o' as this time I have to work.

As she walked out, I looked around at the half done work.

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The beautiful neon lights highlighted the stage as Chiku aka Silent-writerr came and stood in the centre before the huge crowd.

*claps and whistles*

*toh kaise hai aap sab*

The audience cheered and clapped more and more at every word of hers.

*toh hi aj main lekar ayi hu, meri bahen, nah Dayan nahi... Ye fused hai aka moulidutt...i hope aap sab uski dil kholkar swagat karein*

As mouli walked towards the stage, the crowd roared and welcomed her grandly.

Hello and welcome everyone! Main hu mouli. Nahi actually main hu ek mental sister 😎 Toh aj mera first episode hai DIL BOLE MENTALS pe and I am very excited about it.

Toh kya aap sab janna chahte ho ki kaun hai wo next guest?

Uffu yeh fused bhi na pata hi nai start kese krte hai*smacks my forhead*

Mouli looked at her annoyed.

*tu mere izzat ka faluda sabke samne mat kar chiku ki bacchi* whispered to her ears.

Fused smirked at her.

*tere sath yahi hona hai samjhi? Aur main MA and PA ki bacchi hu*

Chiku rocked! Fused shocked!

*chaliye aj iska new day hai toh audience ise maaf Kardena..suruwat main karti hu*

Welcome to brand new episode of "Dil Bole Mentals." Produced by Rumana productions, Sponsored by Fiza Rice, Powered by Nidhi Atta, Co powered by Jazzy powders, Directed by Mental Sisters and Co directed by Halima Tunna.

And i am your most favorite host fizo aka @silent-writerr and today i am not with dayan but with my another sisi fused i mean mouli aka moulidutt

Namashkar!!! Mai mouli ❤ ap sbki sbse pyari host.

Bilkul sabse pyari nahi hai tu!! *rolled eyes towards chiku*

Darti nahi main Terese fused *winks at her*

Toh audience walo, kya hum ye show shuru Karen? * mouli asked looking excited*

*yesssss we want the show we want the show* the audience cheered making both mouli and fizo laugh.

Zaroor milega show par uske liye aap sabko apni chahiti host Fizo ko alvida kahna parega kyunki she will be back soon..aur wapas ane ke liye bahar toh jana parega. *directing the mic towards the crowd*

*be back soon fizo... We will miss you* the crowd said making happy tears flow from fizo's eyes.

Ganga jamuna mat baha Chiku...nikal jaldi *fizo looked at her annoyed and left the hall*

So bahno aur unke pyare bhaiyo....aajke special episode ke liye, aap sabka aur DIL BOLE MENTALS ka guest hai...

Halima aka _Hxl1m4_ . The gorgeous and pretty beautiful lady is here with us all.

As halima made her way on the stage.

*claps claps claps*

Itne claps toh mujhe nahi mile kabhi * smiling*

Halima smiles too and gets excited seeing the crowd gathered.

Humara hug rah gaya *they two hugged*

*mobi mereko yaha kyun invite kiya? Main humesha host banti hu re*

Mouli smacked her head.  

Kyunki aaj main host hu aur tu..humara guest kyunki aaj Tera Happy Birthday * mouli againhugs her*

*haila tum sabko Mera B-Day maloom hai..* halima said keeping her hands over her mouth covering it due to shock.

Hum masked mentals hai.. Humein sabhi khabar rakhna parta hai googly akhir hum bhi smart hai *says with a grin*

*claps and whistles on these words*

*tu tube light hai bas ha baki sabhi smart hai* halima says innocently.

Mouli looked up at her but did not say a word.

Aaj jane diya tereko...agar birthday nahi hota toh dekh liyo *a evil smirk 😈*

Toh audience walo shuru karte hai ajka humara pahla round...

The most famous and the most interesting INTERVIEW ROUND.

*CLAPS CLAPS AND CLAPS* excited audience.

Mouli looked at halima who sat smiling at her

Toh kya tum ready Ho miss halima? *with a smile*

Halima nodded nervous

Nervous hone ki zaroorat Nahi main toh apna hi hu...aur ye audience apse beinteha mohabbat karti hai *said to make the air light*

Halima nodded confident this time.

Apka pahla sawal...ye jaraha hai apke computer screen pe.

1.What are your hobbies?
 = Umm, writing, reading, watching and crushing over heroes 😋

2. If you are granted 3wishes what would they be?
 = 1) Travel the world
2) Buy a Mansion
3) Get loads of cash

3. If you could do only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?
 =  Ummm, earn millions 😋

4. Is there anyone who is your role model and why?
 = Umm, I guess so, my favourite, lovely and super hot actors, they give me motivation and they teach me how to love 😍 I look up to them

Okay😁 5. Which book or movie made a great impact on you and how?
= Book - Nope, Baba Ji Ka Tullu.
Movie - Yup, loads of movies, especially in which my fave heroes play a role in, it helped me improve my loving sight and helped me learn new things about life 😋

Great. 6. You have definitely crushed on many actors, I know that but is there any particular character in a movie that you love?
= I know, loads of actors have been caught by my eyes 😂 But the character of Amarendra Bahubali in Bahubali 2 is who I love though I don't like Prabhas much 😋

Me too😍 isn't he just amazing in that.
7. What is the scariest moment of your life?
 = When the angel of death knocks on my door steps 😅

Hehe.

8. If you were a super hero what powers would you want?
= I would want speed force power 😋

Okay tabhi itni jaldi updates deti hai😒 wo zarur lena.

9. A actor you adore other then Bp?
=haan lekin legs ke liye maanga not for hands and kaha real mein hoga 😋 I adore loads of actors, young or BP standard?

After BP, it'll be Akshay Kumar 😍

😍😍

10. Do you think soul mate exits?
 =If soul sistas do the soulmates do too, like they say in this world, god created someone for someone 😋 "Kuch toh hai tujhse raabta."

If you love this song isiliye mujhe bhi pasand...genes..

11. If you could live anywhere where it would be?
 = Ek hi Mumma hai 😆 Unse liya hai BP ko admire karne ka shonk 😋 If I could live anywhere, it'll be with my friends cum sisters in a silent yet peaceful place in a farmhouse 😍

Aww so sweet

12. What is the one trait you want to change in me?
 =Bahot meetha laga, kahi diabetes na ho jaye. But mereko nahi lagta kuch bhi change karna hai but yeah, you need to share your heroes with me too, mujhe Ashish pasand aane laga hai 😛😂

😁😁🙊🙊
Buri nazar mat daal.. Waise hi mere hathon se nikal raha hai😒

Meri nazar buri nahi, shubh hai

13. Explain your first day with the mentals
= When Sam added me, I was nervous, I though they will interact less but they were too kind and started befriending me on the first day, I didn't know anyone much and I used to get mixed up with names whenever they used to introduce, it took me time to know them but now I can say who's who 😂 They took it very lightly on me, on the second day we started playing games to know each other and it was funny. Then came Bhatu and Pari, after that Cumu and now we reached to this day. I joined in October 😋

Awesome na.... So many memories..

14. You fab colour?

=Ahaan, it was lit those days. My fave colour is Black 😍 I like all the colours but Pink suits my bedsheets and not my clothes 😋 Baby Blue is my second fave 😍

❤❤ black mera bhi❤❤

15. Which movie character do you want to become?
=Ab dilemma mein phasaa diya tune, umm, I love loads of movies and loads of actresses but I would want to become Devasena who has a loving husband like Amarendra Bahubali 😍💃🏽💃🏽

Aww mujhe maloom tha..

*audience roared hard and harder with each passing question*
*claps*
*whistles*

The hall was shaking with all the cheers for the lovely birthday girl.

Mouli got down of her sit and hugged halima tighter.

It was a great interview with you googly. *still hugging*

Halima shaded some happy tears.

*we want more we want more*
Audience cheered more.

R e  picture abhi baki hai mere doston.
*smiles*

Halima looked at her confused.

The real game is still left par uske pahle there are people who wants to meet you and wish you.

Toh bulaya Jay?

*yes mouli yes...claps whistles*
The crowd cheers.

Ye wo hai jo birthday girl ke sath Humesha rahenge. Ye wo hai jo blood related sisters Nahi magar heart connected zaroor hai.

Toh please welcome on the stage the one and the only lovely family in the world.  They are masked and they are mentals.

All the mental walked on the stage with a birthday cake for the lovely Halima.

Halima couldn't stop smiling towards her soul sisters.

She held the knife to cut the cake.

*happy birthday to you* in bg.

She made everyone eat the cake and after that everyone made their place on the couch kept beside the stage.

Moving On, I would like to call on stage you very own host who promised to return, the one and the only fiza.

*claps and claps*

Fiza hugged halima before taking the mic.

Okay hello everyone it feels good to be back.  I am just here to share my thoughts on Halima.

"Mere lie wo ek rakht choas hai jo logo ka khoon chosti hai apni bakws se😂😂😂or sath sath yum ki tarah staright forward b hai jase wo btadeta hain marne se phle yeh b sb batdeti hai ekdm gabbar ki fan lagti hai"  

*evil smirk*
Mouli stood in front of fizo and took the mic

Aur kuch bolna chahengi aap miss chiku?

Fizo nodded grabbing the mic again.

"tune accha Nahi kiya merese mic chinkar chal koi na..jo main extra bolkar aap sabka waqt barbad karna chahti hu wo ye hai ki... Or yeh k wo meri pyari dayan hai😋jo jeena haram krdeti hai pyar se"

*tears rolled down everyone's cheeks*

Sacchime aap dono ka pyar dekhkar mujhe pyar Ho Gaya *blushing*

Halima and Chiku looked at her shaking their heads.

" fused tu yaha apni Prem kahani mat start kar aur show ko age bara" fizo said and got down the stage.

*claps claps*

okay so jaisa ki Maine kaha picture abhi baki toh issbar main serious Thi. Toh ye hai aj ke show ka last and final segment....THE DESCRIPTION.

toh birthday girl, are you ready for this?

*yes yes yes yes* the crowd roared more and more.

Halima nodded and sat on her chair.

So Main apko sabhi mental ke bareme puchungi and you gave to describe them in one or two sentences and you can use lines too.

*I Am too excited for this one* halima said with a smile.

OK so Mera Pahla nam---

1. Okay... Nidhu
 =First of all, Mental jo shabd hai, it gives out loads of definition in short, people know we're bunch of crazy girls that love to read and write, no one will actually take it as a bunch of 'brain disorder girls' 😅

Nidhi is Kind, sweet and floaty 😋

2. Salman
 = Funny, calm and desire

3. Bulb
 =😂 Don't ask but I find her. . . Scary, Fire and Nice

4. Rumi
=Cute, Mummy and sensitive

Haww do do mummies. Mommy dekho apke bacche ko.😂

*is that correct doll?* rinits asked to which Halima gulped her saliva.

" no MA she behaves like a mummy I didnt mean that way.  Apki gudiya bhi na! " halima said smiling.

5. Rini mommy
= Mum, sensitive and lovely.

6. Next is umm shan
 = Dayani, Sensitive and Cute

*marungi waha akar tereko* shanaya screamed from her place.

*haww birthday hai mera..kuch toh sharam kar dayan*

Claps claps.

7. Aish babu
=Bubbly, flirty and cool

8. Astha popsy
= Paa, sensitive and funny

9.chiku
=Moody, floaty and fire

*aww mujhse itta pyar khoon chusne wali dayan*

Halima shook her head in negative.

10. Ruch
 = Sweet, funny and fire 😋

11. What about me?
  = Sensitive, friendly and mummy ki ladli 😋

You win extra points and love for this.  

Halima smiled .

12. Kiu
 = Bachchi, sweetheart and cutie

13. Fari
 =Fairy, Maa and chirpy

Chi Chi Chi Teen MA aur bas ek Papa...popsy ko badman Kar diya tune.

*chup kar*

14. Suni
 = Sensitive, expressive and floaty

15. Shammo bae
  = Fire, confused and rowdy

16. Sam
 = Fire, moody and desire
*claps claps*

Ladies and gentlemen hope aj ka show chiku or fused k sath apko pasnd aya ho aj hamari famous evil ki dukaan dayan akka halo ka bdy tha bs isilie aj thora uski izat ka khayal krna para jo k hai toh nai but phir b aj birth day hai toh janay dete hain toh hamsha ki tarah hamare dil bole mentals mai hamare sath rhye or agli bar phir milege ek dhamkedar show k sath~ says fizz and moul while everyone claps except halima who glares

Whistle podu..

*once more once more* the  audience Shouts.
 

Halima wipes away her tears.

* god I can't explain ki Main kitni khush hu. Main humesha se Yaha ek host bankar ayi par aaj pahli bar main ek guest hu.  Aur ye jo tum logone mere liye kiya.. Sniff..sniff.... Dil ko chu gaya itni acchi experience meri kabhi nahi rahi. I should not say thanks kyunki ye rules ke khilaf hai...par thanks mental. I am incomplete without you all*

The trio shared a hug and all the mentals joined them.  All other metals left the hall after the party but they talked for a while.

As soon trio starts to go they stopped as a voice is heard

"Aise aise logo ka bhi brithday hota hai", says prem chopra over mike and laughs

Chiku and fused bites their lips to prevent from laughing while everyone chuckkles

"Kya kaha taklu aise aise se kya matlb hai tera ghaday"~speaks halima

"Aise aise matlb is dunya k bahar k prani jo k ap hai meri na qaabil host"~ says prem chopra while halima fumes.

"Khud ko dekha hai knsi dunya se aya hai na sar pa baal hai na bat krne ki tameez bs ek hi line bolni ati hai prem chopra prem chopra nam hai mera"~halima micmics making everyone laughs.

"Halimaaaa"~shouts prem chopra and dhin tanananan deriyaaaa plays in bg

Halima looks at the camera thrice time in slow motion.

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiii"~shouts prem chopra drmatically

"Agai parvati ki atma"~says fizo.

Parvati ya tulsi chiku"~asked moul confused.

Fizo😒 gives her a look.

"Dono same ich the fused"~says fizo.

"Ohhhhh",replies mouli.

Both looks at halima who kicks the sofa rubbing her ears.

"Khoon nikal diya mere kaano se phata va dhol"~she rubs her ears

"Shuu shuuu hattt dur hat mere expensive sofa se",says prem chopra.

"Oye budhe khosat expensive batao mai sbko apne parosio se udhar pa manga hai tune yeh sofa or mjhe bol rha hai tharki kahika "~says halima smirking.

"Lagta hai aj yeh hamari pole khol k rahegi chiku"~says moul.

"Haaan mjhe bhi yhi lagta hai aja ham chalte hain wase bhi ek minute bad audience ne ande tamatar phenkna shuru krdena hai aja"~says fizo.

"Pehli bar tune kuch sai kaha chiku"~says mouli.

"Chup kr fused"~says fizo.

"Keede pade tujhe tera mic tot jae teri chair se toh aisa gire aisa gire k tujhe tere bum pa chot lagay"~says halima as prem chopra calls her black buffalo.

"Ayeee mere hi stage mai kahary hokar mjhe hi bad dua teri tooh nikal abi nikal"~shouts prem chopra.

Fizz and moul looks at eo and goes from their stealthy showing thumbs up to audience from behind.

"Tu nikal agar mera tunna co-direct nai hota na toh tujhe koi sponser milte bhi nai smjha bada aya mjhe nikalne wala"~says halima.

"Tunna huh khud ki shakal dekhi hai kisi tunne se kam nai"~says prem chopra making fume halima.

Before she could reply audience starts throwing egg and tomatoes at her.

"Ewwwww chu mobi bacahao"~says halima and turn to find no one behind.

Prem chopra laughs.

"See even audience know how to give you  return gift"~says prem chopra.

"Nahi chorogi ksii ko nahi chorogi ek ek se gin gin k chun chun k badla logi han nai toh wrna mera nam bhi halima dayan ne"~says halima.

"Agli bar phir milege dekhte rahiye dil bole mentals"~says halima and runs from their as a egg direct hits her face.

"Yuckkk"~she shouts and the curtains comes over screen.

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So googly I wish and wish and wish ki teko ye show bahut pasand aya hoga kyunki tere pas koi aur option nahi hai...

Nahi yar aaj kuch acche batein karte hai OK...

Mera ye pahla episode hai as a host in DIL BOLE MENTALS.

Aur Chiku ne bahut help kiya mera being my teacher for this one single episode

Well googly main aur kya bolu...sorry if there are any kind of mistakes aur Ho bhi toh maaf Kar diyo.

Googly Rani...badi seyani..

Tu bahut shareef bilkul Nahi hai jaise main tereko portray karne wali hu in where do broken hearts.

Jokes apart, tere updates ka speed kuch jyada kam nahi hogaya.

Dekh Main seedhaich bolungi....agar update nahi mila toh yahich tera game Baja dalega.

Waise toh mere pas Abhi dene ke liye bas ke gift hai aur wo hai mere words.

Toh shuru karte hai..

'Ami tomake bhalobashi' iska translation merese mat puch.

'Tui khub sundar'😂😂😂 ye mazak hai...Seriously na le.

OK OK samjh toh nahi aya... Acchi bat hai... 😂😂 dard bhare shabd hai.

Birthday ke din khub se enjoy karna googly kyunki saal mein ek bar ata hai and it's too special for all of us. Haina?

Toh bina soche samjhe party Hardest and sabhi dukh dard aaj ke liye bhul ja googo...kunki birthdays na milegi dobara.

Mere exams ke karan itna hi MIL raha hai..
Kuch jyada hua toh Zarur dungi❤❤

Stay blesEd.

Signing off----- MS_ FUSED AND CHIKU