"Lights adjust karo!"

"Hiii, mai aa gayi."

"Shukar hai tu aa gayi Halu, tu hi meri akhri umeed hai."

"Kyun? Sab mukar gaye?"

"Haan."

"Nahi Bhatu, mai heraan hoon, Prem Sir maan kaise gaye to let me host this episode?"

Jazzy nervously smiles. "Tu most wanted and most liked hai na by the audience. Toh isi liye Prem Sir and Yaara ne decide kiya tu yeh episode host karegi so that the TRP's rise."

"Bas kar Bhatu, maskaa mat lagaa and thank god Prem sir ki aankhein khul gayi jaldi aur unko meri keemat pata chal gayi." Halima proudly smiles with her head held high.

"Toh tu karegi na?"

"Haan. Why not?"

"Thank you sooo much Halu." Jazzy sighs a relief and smiles.

"Mai change kar ke aayi, make up artist ko room mein mat bhejna kyunki I'm doing my makeup myself." Halima utters and leave.

As Halima walks into her vanity room, Jazzy sadly sighs.

"Pata nahi kya karegi Halu jab usko pata chalega aaj ka episode Prem Sir host karenge uske saath. Baakiyon ne toh laat maar di offer pe aur agar Halu ko batati woh bhi karenge toh woh bhi laat maarti aur meri naukri jaati." Jazzy says to herself.

"Ma'am, yeh phool kaha lagane hai?"

Jazzy sees the flowers and gets angry.

"Koi shaadi hai kya yaha jo phoolon ki barsaat karni hai?! Arrey theme dark tha! Toh yeh rangeele phool kya karenge waha!" Jazzy scolds and eyes the man angrily.

"Sorry Ma'am, bhool gaya."

"Ab kya kharre kharre mera mooh dekhoge ya jaaoge bhi! Uff!" Jazzy sighs and the man walks away.

XXX
1 hour later:
The stage was ready and the curtains draw back.

"Welcome back to Dil Bole Mental's. Produced by Rumana Productions. Co Produced by Mental Telefilms. Sponsored by Fiza Rice. Co Sponsored by Aastha Cements. Powered by Nidhi Atta. Co Powered by Jazzy Powders. Directed by Mental Sisters. Co Directed by Halima Tunna and Associated with Sally Cough Syrup, Ruchika Mithaai's, Rinitta Face Wash, Navya Bangles, Farheen Golds and Shanaya Patthi's!" Halima utters as she walks onto the stage, dressed in gold and black dress.

*Audience clap and cheer.

H: Toh, this is your very own favourite, most wanted and most loved host and I'm back with your favourite show, Dil Bole Mental's!

*Audience cheer.

H: Toh aaj ka episode shuru karte hai with our very special guest and the birthday girl. Mouli!

*Music plays (Muskaan Jhooti hai) and the lights flash as Mouli walks to the stage. The audience clap.

H: Welcome Birthday Girl.

"Thank you." ~ Mouli *☺️ and hugs Halima. Halima hugs her back.

H: Looking very beautiful.

"You too." ~ Mouli *breaks the hug.

H: Toh welcome and take a seat.

"Wow, stage achcha lag raha hai." ~ Mouli *looks around.

H: Why wouldn't it look good, akhir kaar. . .

*Ahem Ahem!*

H: Bhatu ka tha. *completes after hearing her.

Mouli sits down and then Halima sits besides her.

H: Toh aaj ka show jaldi se start karte hai, warna koi tapak jayega aur humare planned performances mein taang ghussa dega. So, shall we begin?

*slight chuckles.

"Sure, legs begin." ~ Mouli *😄

H: Har Episode mein same routine hota hai lekin humne kuch alag plan kiya hai is bar. Toh aage badte hue. . .

"Ruk Jao!" ~ Voice

H: *🤦🏻‍♀️

"Kaun?" ~ Mouli *🤔

*Lights turn off and flashlights point at a place, the voice walks forward.

*Bachna Ae Haseeno - starts playing and Prem walks forward with style.

(Yeah baby when you see me coming
Yeah

Prem moves his body while taking steps towards them and the lights flash.

Yeah you better run for cover
Yeah

He twirls and the audience cheer.

Yeah coz you know when I find you
Yeah

Mouli and Halima look at each other. *🙄

Yeah I'm gonna be your lover) — 2

The lyrics repeat and he moves his body and then he holds his walking stick in his hand and twists it.

Tujhse log kahenge,
Na kar pyar mujhe

He looks and Mouli and winks while moving side to side.

Main tho lakh bura hoon,
neend chura loon, hosh uda doon

Prem mouths and walks around the sofa while smiling at Mouli.

Mein tho baho mein le ke
Raah bhula doon, bath bana doon

He holds Mouli's hand and then takes steps back so that her hand can slip out as he mouths the lyrical

Chahe jahaan dil ko chupa
Baathon hi baathon mein,
do mulakaton mein le loon

He faces the audience with style and looks down. Catching the beats and waiting for the next lyrics.

Baachna ae haseeno,
Lo mein aa gaya

He mouths and winks while spreading his arms out.

Hey baachna ae haseeno lo mein aa gaya

He then points at Mouli and dances towards her.

Husn ka aashiq husn ka dushman
Apni ada hai yaaron se juda

He then moves his chest in and out and twirls.

Heyyy
Baachna ae haseeno lo mein aa gaya
Hey baachna ae haseeno lo mein aa gaya

He dances and the flashlights change colours.

Haiii haiii haaiii haiiii

The song finishes and he stops.

H: Yeh kya tha? *😂

*Audience stand, clap and cheer.

P: Thank you, thank you. *☺️

*The audience sit down and slowly become silent.

P: Tumne show mere bina shuru kaise kiya? *looks at Halima* *😒

H: Aapke bina? Kyun, kya aap host karne wale the. *🤔

P: Yes, mai yeh episode host karne wala tha and in fact hoon. *😎

*Thunder and Lighting strike.

H: Kya? Kya? Kya? *repeat telecast *😵

"What?!" ~ Mouli *😦 and stands up.

P: Arrey, khaari kyun hogayi? So kind of you, mera welcome aisa karogi socha nahi tha birthday girl. *😍

*Mouli blinks, glances at Halima*

P: Aur ek usko dekho, izzat ke liye kharri bhi nahi hui. Kaamchor! Pata nahi iske saath kyun episode karna par raha hai. *looks at Halima* *😒

H: Mai kaamchor? Bhala aapke liye mai apni energy kyun waste karti? *😑

P: Dance maine kiya! Tumne nahi! Toh tum kyun bethi ho?

H: Kyunki I'm the host.

P: And I am too! *😏

H: *😣

P: Well I'm glad tumne dance nahi kiya. Warna stage hi toot jaata. *😏

*Audience burst out laughing.

H: *😐

P: Toh aage barte hai humari second performance ke liye! Pesh hai, hum sab ki Navya! *😒

*Audience clap and hoot. Mouli sits down and Prem takes a seat on the chair as the lights turn off.

The lights then turn on as the video starts playing on the screen.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Imagine Mouni Roy as Navya while she dances. It's to the end of Kar Jane Ya Mar Jane but a little extra treat ahead for Arjun Bijlani fans 😋)

*The lights turn normal and everyone hoot and clap.

H: Amazing performance! *😍👏🏼

"Wowwww!" ~ Mouli *😘

P: Hmm *👏🏼

*The audience slowly silence.

"Thank you." ~ Navya

*Everyone glance around after hearing her voice.

P: Nahi aane wali, kya yaha waha dekh rahe ho?

H: Toh badte hai humari agli performance tak. They're all for you Sweetheart.

*Mouli smiles*

H: Toh ab aa rahi hai apne moves and groves leke, Daakuon ki Rani. Bha. . . Jazzy!

*The audience cheer and the lights turn off while a flashlight points onto the screen.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Imagine Jazzy doing that dance, forget the stripping and Aamir Khan part 😂)

*The audience hoot and clap. The lights go back to normal.

H: Wah! Kehna nahi chahiye but it was amazing. *👏🏼

"Haina, it was amazing." ~ Mouli *😍

P: Hmm *😴

"Hmm kya? Don't be so J, I know aapse better kar leti hoon mai." ~ Jazzy's voice.

*The audience slightly chuckle.

P: *😑

H: Seriously, inse hosting bhi nahi hoti toh kyun kharra kar diya stage pe. *😕

*Prem looks at her*

P: Meri hosting skill dekh ke kahi behosh na ho jao tum. I don't want the audience to shower more love on me and make you realise you're not needed! *😏

*"Ohhhh!" The audience chuckle.

H: *😑

"Hoti nahi aur einvey hi bol padhe. Huh." ~ Mouli *😐 😒

"Kya hai yeh? I'm sorry mujhse raha nahi gaya but ho kya raha hai yaha?"

*Tu Issaq mera chorus plays as Navya walks to the stage with a microphone and in a stunning black dress.

"Aap kya bol rahe hai Bunny ko? Iski wajah se aap host kar paye warna aapko bhaw koi kyun deta?!" ~ Navya *😑😤

*Thunder makes a sound as Prem looks up at her. Everyone is silent.

Navya: Aap kaunse koi hero ho, buddhe hogaye aur naughtiness jamah kar rahe ho apne aap mein.

*Slight giggles from the crowd.

H: Haina, aise utak rahe hai jaise show hai toh inke dam se hai warna hai hi nahi *😑

"Exactly." ~ Mouli.

P: Old is Gold! *😏

Navya: But not wanted gold *😏

*The audience whistle and slightly laugh.

P: *😤

Navya: Happy Birthday. *😘

"Thank you Babu." ~ Mouli *stands and hugs Navya

Navya: Waise, mera performance kaisa tha? *😇

H: Sab ke performances dekhne ke baad comment karegi Sweetheart.

*Navya pouts*

A phone rings, Halima, Mouli and Navya glance around and then see Prem answering it.

P: Hello?

"Hiii! Sir, is this Prem Sir?" ~ Caller

P: Yes, I am.

"Sirrr, in your biggest fan. I love you sir, your way of style and you way of talking is tooo good sir."

H+N+M: *😳

Navya: Hello, madam aapka chashma kahi ghum gaya kya?

*Chuckles.

"Nahi! Aur tu, kalmuhi, khabar daar mere Prem Sir ko kuch kaha toh!"

H: Kitne paise diye sir ne tumhe yeh kehne ke?

"Aur Kalmuhi kisko bola tune? Don't Kalmuhi my Babu!" ~ Mouli *😐

P: It mean a lot, mai inn paaglon ki taraf se maafi maangta hoon. . .

H: Kya puri script tyaar kar ke aaye kya? Bezaati aapki ho rahi hai aur maafi bhi aap maang rahe ho? Wah! *😆😆

Navya: Yeh toh hai *😆

"Kya?" ~ Mouli *🤔

H: Matlab ke Prem Sir yeh sab plan kar ke aaye. Taaki hume proof de sake ke inpe ladkiyaan marti hai.

"Lekin kyun? Aur kya plan kar aaye?" ~ Mouli *🤔

Navya: Plan yeh kiya.

"Kya?" ~ Mouli

H: Yahi, phone call.

"Lekin koi aisa kyun karega?" ~ Mouli.

*Halima and Navya look at each other*

*Funny tune plays.

P: Yeh keh rahi hai maine yeh fake call rachaya taaki mai saabit kar sakun ladkiyaan mujhpe marti hai aur mai kitna important hoon *🤦🏻‍♀️

"Woh toh pata tha." ~ Mouli

H and N: Yeh pooch rahi hai kyunnn! *😏

P: Kya kyun? *🤔

Navya: Yeh kiya kyun?

P: Kya kiya?

H: Jo kiya tha.

P: Kya kiya tha?

"Wohi jo pehle show kiya tha, kyun?" ~ Mouli.

P: Kya?

"Yahin ke aapne mujhe abhi phone karne kyun kaha!" ~ voice *Frustrated.

Navya: Thank you.

H: Finally batti jalli

"Aur aa gaya sach saamne." ~ Mouli.

*maa da ladla bigar gaya - Plays as Prem stares at them in annoyance.

H: Bell bhi hai toh chalo ek game khelte hai. Kyun? Ho jaye ek game?

"Yesss! Mazaa aayega!" ~ Mouli *🤗

P: No!

H: Kyun nahi? Yeh dekh ke pata chal hi gaya aapko game kehlna kitna pasand hai toh ho jaye woh same game. Rules are the same, at the count of three you're out! *🤓

P: Yeh kya zabardasti hai? *😐

"Contestants, are you ready?"

Navya: Yesssss!

P: *😒

H: Audience, are you ready?!

*Yessssss!

"Then let the final showdown begin!" ~ Mouli *🤗

*Tune plays while everyone clap.

Navya: Aap old hai aur gold bhi, mann hai aapke gold ki chamak mein doob jaaon.

P: Tum. . . Woh. . . Tum sexy ho, stunning ho lekin kya tumhe pata hai tum sirf dashing nahi, beautiful bhi ho?

Navya: *smiles* Wait up! Does anyone have a map in here? *glances around and then looks back at Prem* Kyunki lagta hai mai raasta bhatak gayi aapki aankhon mein doob kar.

P: Tum kya koi microphone ho? Kyunki mere kaanon mein tumhari hi melodious awaaz gunj rahi hai.

H: Yeh kab itna achcha hogaya? *whispers to Mouli*

"Wohi toh, aisa lag raha hai practice kar ke aaya hai" ~ Mouli *whispers back*

Navya: Aur aap kya koi music ho? Jisko baar baar sunne ka mann kare.

P: *😄

H: 3! *nudges Mouli.

"2!" ~ Mouli *hurriedly.

H+M: And 3!!!! *both instantly say, not giving a chance to Prem.

*The audience cheer while Prem looks at the two shocking.

H: Aur aaj ki winner. . .

"Yet again, humari Navya!" ~ Mouli *💃🏽

Navya: *😚

P: Yeh na-insaafi hai! *repeat telecast.

*Lightning strike and all look at him.

"Rules are rules." ~ Mouli *😶

Prem huffs: Achcha nahi hoga tum teeno ke liye! Dekhte jaao mai kaise badla leta hoon! *😤

*Prem stands up, leaving the stage. While a spooky tune plays.

Navya: I'll come after sometime. *🙋🏻

H: Bye.

"Bye Babu."

*Navya walks away.*

H: It feels so peaceful but iske saath hi badte hai humari agli performance tak. Aa rahi hai Pariyon ki Malika, humari Farheen!

*Audience clap and lights turn dim, then a screen is shown.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Imagine Sonakshi Sinha as Farheen, pura hi imagine kar lo scene kyunki John bhi hai aage 😋 Lekin instead of John she's dancing for Sweetheart 😂.)

*The lights turn back to normal and everyone clap.

H: Amazing *😍👏🏼

"Woww." ~ Mouli *😍😘

H: Ab barte hai humare next performance tak, aa rahi hai. . . Mai kyun bataaon? Khud hi dekh lo *😋

*Lights turn off and flashlights point the screen.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Imagine Fiza and Shanaya doing that dance 😝)

*Lights go back to normal and everyone clap.

"Wowww! Chikuuu!" ~ Mouli *😍👏🏼

H: Kehna nahi chahiye but it was alright. *😏

"Tujhse toh better hi." ~ Fiza's voice.

H: Well ab barte hai humari agli performance tak aur aa rahe hai. . . Twini's in one with Ruchika!

*Everyone cheers and lights turn off and then point at the screen.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Imagine Nidhi, Sally and Ruchika doing this dance 😋)

*Lights are back to normal and everyone clap.

H: Too good *😍👏🏼

"Wow, amazing." ~ Mouli *😘

H: Ab humare last performance tak barte hai, aaj ke liye aa rahe hai final tadka dalne. . . Zara dekhiye. *points at the screen.

*Lights turn off and the flashlights point towards the screen.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

(Imagine Aastha and Rinitta dancing like this 😋)

*Lights turn Normal and the audience clap.

H: Woahhhh! Toooo gooddd! *😍💃🏽👏🏼

"Wahhhh! Amazing!" ~ Mouli *😍👏🏼👏🏼

H: Toh yeh rahe inki taraf se performances for you. Kaisa mehsoos kar rahi ho?

"I know ke woh sab shy hai and it must've took a lot of courage and practice to preform for me. Thank you so much, I love you" ~ Mouli *😘❤️

"Lekin tum aur dingo kaha ho?" ~ Mouli *🤔

H: Mai toh yaha hoon, Min Min shayad, sab ke saath food counter mein hogi. Waha dhuss ke khaa rahe honge. *😏

"Nahi, performance wise." ~ Mouli.

H: Ohhh! Mujhe dance karna nahi aata toh maine try nahi kiya and Min Min ka reason same hai. *😅

"Yeh kaisi baat hui?" ~ Mouli *😑

H: Mai. . .

*Nazm Nazm. . . Plays and a person walks down. The lights go dim.

H: Yeh kaun aa gaya?

The flashlight point at someone.

Mouli: *😵

Na na...

He forwards his hand and Mouli places her hand in his and stands.

Tu nazm nazm sa mere
Honthon pe thehar ja

He twirls her and she smiles.

Main khwab khwab sa teri
Aankhon mein jaagun re

He holds her waist and she places her hand on his shoulder as the sway side to side.

Tu ishq ishq sa mere
Rooh mein aake bas ja

He mouths and then twirls her. Then pulls her towards him.

Jis aur teri shehnaai
Uss ore main bhaagun re

He then moves his body side to side and she does the same.

Na na...

Haath thaam le piya
Karte hain vaada

He makes her turn and her back touches his chest.

Ab se tu aarzu
Tu hi hai iraada

He twirls her out and then twirls her back in.

Mera naam le piya
Main teri rubaai

And then they do a salsa move, move in and out with their legs.

Teri hi tto piche piche
Barsaat aayi, barsaat aayi

*Light turns off and then on.

H: *😐

*Instead of Rohit, Hero Alom appears and Mouli doesn't notice as her back is faced towards him. The audience chuckle.

Tu itrr itrr sa mere
Saanson mein bikhar jaa

Hero salon turns her and Mouli sees him, she gets shocked and moves back.

Main faqeer tere qurbat ka
Tujhse tu maangun re

He holds her hand and then puts his forehead on it.

Tu ishq ishq sa mere
Rooh mein aake bas ja

Then he spreads his arms across like SRK style.

Jis aur teri shehnaai
Uss ore main bhaagun re

*The music stops and Mouli takes steps back while audience giggle.

"Maine pehle Rohit ko dekha tha, yeh kaise aa gaya?" ~ Mouli *😐

*Lights turn off.

H: Ab kya hone wala hai?

*Lights turn on.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

*The audience cheer while Mouli and Halima get shocked.
(Ignore the first part and imagine Raghav and D doing this dance right in front of me 😍)

*Lights turn off and then on after a minute, the stage was empty and the audience were hooting and clapping.

H: OMG! D and Raghavvvvv! *😲🤗💃🏽

"Ayla! Woh D aur Raghav the kya?" ~ Mouli *☺️

H: Mai sapna toh nahi dekh rahi thi?

*Noooo! - The audience shout

H: Inhone bhi dekha toh matlab aaye the! Lekin gaye kaha preform kar ke?! *glances around excitedly.

*Bezubaan. . . Tune plays as they walk to the stage.

*The audience go crazy! They hoot, cheer, clap and what not.

H: I died *😵

"Ahhhhhh! They're hereeeeee!" ~Mouli *🤗💃🏽💃🏽

"Welcome Welcome nahi karoge humara?" ~ Raghav *😝

H: Welcome to Dil Bole Mental's. Unexpectedly you asweome surprise diya aap dono ne *😍

"Happy Birthday Mouli." ~ D

"Happy Birthday." ~ Raghav *and hugs Mouli. Mouli hugs him back.

"Thank you." ~ Mouli *Breaks the hug and then hugs D.

Raghav: Tum bhi aa sakti ho. *Looks at Halima.

H: Mai naa aaon? Ho hi nahi sakta. *Hugs Raghav and he hugs her back.

*Mouli and D break the hug.* *Halima and Raghav do too.*

H: D sir. . .
*D nods and Halima hugs him.*

*Tum paas aaye, yun muskuraaye, tum ne na jaane kya sapne dekhaye - Plays and the audience clap, Halima and D break the hug.

H: OMG! Aisa lag raha hai dream come true hogaya. I love you D sir.

D: *cutely smiled.

Raghav: Toh kya hum yahan tel bechne aaye hai?

*chuckles

H: I love you too Raghav but I'm sorry, tumse pehle D sir the and D sir hi rahenge *☺️

"D!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ Jazzy's voice and she rushes to the stage.

"OMG!!! D aa gaya! Mera D!" ~ Jazzy *🙊😚😚

*D looks at her and Jazzy smiles.*

H: Ahem Ahem! *😏* Waise, yeh aapki second fan girl hai. Jazzy.

*Tum paass aye, Yun Muskarayee, Tum ne na jaane kya, Sapne dekhaye, Ab to mera dil, Jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon hayee, Kuch kuch hota hai - Plays and as Jazzy is lost in D.

"Bas kar Jaaku, mehmaan aaye hai, swagat nahi karogi tum?" ~ Nidhi says and walks onto the stage with a platter/aarti thaal.

*Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. . . Tune plays as Nidhi smiles at D and Raghav.

Jazzy takes the thaal from Nidhi and Nidhi looks at her. Jazzy then starts doing D's aarti.

H: By god, Bhai ki aarti kar rahi ho Bhatu? *😝

*Jazzy stops and the thunder strikes.

Raghav: Arrey kya keh daala tune! Bichari ka dil ka stroke hogaya tabhi freeze hogayi *😝

*Slight chuckle.

"Kameeni tu bhi na lekin mai freeze nahi hui thi jab inhone kaha yeh Rohit ko mera Bhai banaa denge. *😒

H: Achcha baba, I was joking. *😒

Jazzy rolls her eyes and then looks at D: Iski baat seriously mat lena, yeh pagal hai. Kuch bhi bol deti hai. *😏

D nervously smiles and Jazzy continues the aarti.

*Inna sona, inna cool
Munda inna wonderful
Ennu vekhe je kudiya toh kehndi
"Oh My God! Oh My God!..." - Plays as Jazzy applies the Tilak on D.

Halima stands besides D with a smirk.

H: Karo humari aarti. *💃🏽

Jazzy: *😒

Mouli stands besides Raghav and Nidhi takes the aarti thaal to do Raghav's.

"Aur tu humari kar Napo, samajh le hum tumhare Bhaiyya Bhabhi hai." ~ Mouli *😏

Nidhi: *😒* Teri kyun karoon? Mehmaan toh Raghav hai na.

"Lekin I'm the guest too of this episode Napo." ~ Mouli *😛

Raghav: Karoge Aarti ya nachwaa ke karoge? Music!

*Haan munda sab me sab ton best
Munda better than the rest
Ennu vekhe ke munde toh kehnde
"Oh My God!" - Plays and Nidhi does Raghav's Aarti. She then applies the Tilak.

Jazzy gets in between Halima and D and stands there. Halima shoots daggers at her while she smirks.

*Oh seena 6 biscut da
Oh munda 6 foot da
Oh dheere dheere karda dhamaal sa
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh kudiya te ho jaaye effect ohdi chaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
O bando mein banda perfe

*The song finishes and Nidhi shares a hug with Raghav. And the audience clap.

H: Take a seat.

Mouli shifts over while D and Raghav sit down besides her on the read sofa.

Before Halima could go to the chair, Jazzy sits down as D is next to her, Halima shakes her head.

Nidhi: Spot Dada. Two extra chairs laiye please.

Then two extra chairs are put onto the stage and Nidhi and Halima take a seat.

H: Thank you so much for coming here, ab hum game se shuru karte hai. Let's play never have I ever. Lekin mere sirf 5 questions honge, ready?

Mouli, Jazzy, Raghav, D and Nidhi nod.

"Let the game begin." ~ Mouli.

*Tune plays

H: Question 1. Have you ever kissed anyone?

"Yes. I have." ~ Mouli *😬

Nidhi: No, I haven't. *😅

D: Ummm *looks at Raghav.*

Raghav: Aise kya dekh rahe ho? Kya bataaoge kaise mujhe girlfriend samajh ke kiss kar diya tha. *😶

D: *😐

*Audience chuckle along with Nidhi, Halima and Mouli.

D: No, I have never.

Raghav: I. . . *🤔

D: Gin le lekin haan toh bol. *😏

Raghav: Kya Dharmesh Bhai, izzat ka faluda hojana hai and yes, I have. *leans forward and kisses Mouli on the cheeks.

Everyone: Oooooooo!

*Mouli blushes*

D: Kahi pe bhi shuru ho jayega kya? *🤦🏻‍♀️

Raghav: Shukar karo Punit Bhai nahi hai yaha pe warna kuch aur dekhne ko milta.

D: *🤦🏻‍♀️😆

*Everyone chuckle.

Jazzy: *leans forward and kisses D on the cheek.* Yes, I have.

H: *😐

Raghav: Aye hayee! *😝

D: *shocked.

Nidhi: Jaaku! *😶

Jazzy: *blushes* Next question please.

H: *😑* Question 2, have you ever jumped in water?

Raghav: Yes, I have. Yeh toh roz ka kaam hai, nadi mein dupki lagana *😄

"No." ~ Mouli.

D: Yes, I have.

Jazzy: No. *😁

H: Toh yeh kaam bhi D sir ko pakad ke kar lena, huh *😒

D: *🤓

Jazzy: *😏

Nidhi: Yes *😄

D: Next Question please.

H: Question 3, have you ever drove a car?

"No." ~ Mouli.

Nidhi: Nope *😁

Jazzy: Nope *😢

Raghav: Once *🤷🏻‍♀️* Lekin cycle ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai.

Nidhi: Haina!

D: Yes, I have.

Raghav: The only time he doesn't is jab extra maar lete hai *😋

D: *shakes his head* Next question please.

H: Question 4, have you ever got embarrassed in public?

D: Yes, I have and woh Raghav ki wajah se.

Raghav: Khud karam karo aur mujhe dosh do aur yes, I have.

"Yes, I have." ~ Mouli *😅

Nidhi: Yes, I have.

Jazzy: Yes, I have.

H: And the last question, question 5, have you ever did something secretly hiding from your parents?

"Yes." ~ Mouli.

Nidhi: Yes, I have.

Jazzy: Yes, I have.

Raghav: Yes, I have.

D: Yes, I have.

H: And the game ends. Thank you very much for playing. *😃

*Everyone claps.

"Ruko! Ruko! Humare bina hi game start and finish?" ~ Sally's voice and she walks on the stage.

"Haina! Hume toh bulaya hi nahi." ~ Farheen. *😐

"Aur Nahi toh kya, Dayan ka toh teek hai lekin yeh Saut aur Ullu kyun tapke? Bechare D aur Raghav ka khoon paseena kar diya hoga inhone." ~ Fiza *😏

*Chuckles.

"Happy Birthday!" ~ The three wish Mouli and Mouli smiles at them.

Raghav: Chale?
D: Chal.
*and both stand*

Fiz: Arrey, kaha chale?

Raghav: Woh. . .

H: Bechare ko itna daraya toh kaise rukega? Bhool gayi pichli baar kya kiya tha tune! *😒

Fiz: Ohhh woh, woh tumhare liye nahi tha Raghav, woh us fukde John ke liye tha.

*slight chuckle.

Farheen: Johnny! *😑

Fiz: Haan, sameich!

Jazzy: Johnny ka naam mat lo toh hi better hai. *😏

D: We really would love to stay lekin humare jaane ka sameh aa gaya.

H: I understand D sir, aap Bhatu ke pagalpan se thak gaye that's why jaa rahe ho lekin ek selfie toh banti hai.

Jazzy: *😐

*They take selfie and Kukudu Kamaal da. . . plays.

Nidhi: Bas jaane se pehle ek dance ho jaye please.

D and Raghav look at each other.

D: Why not.

Raghav: Sure.

*Main Hoon. . . Plays and Raghav and D dance, Nidhi, Halima, Mouli, Fiza, Sally, Farheen and Jazzy follow. Then they try the slow motion with Raghav.

*The song finishes and everyone clap.

H: Thank you for coming.

D: Our pleasure.

Raghav: Ab chalte hai, lekin don't forget to watch Dance Champion only on Star Plus at 9pm!

*Everyone clap. Main Hoon chorus plays and Raghav and D make an exit.

Fiza: Ab cake kaate? Hope is baar khaane ko mile.

H: Just before that, we would like to do something for you Sweetheart.

First Ruchika comes down.

Then Aastha.

Then Rinitta.

Then Shanaya.

And then Kia.

And Finally Rumana.

*The music starts playing.

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(Everyone dancing crazily and in free style around Mouli with party balloons.)

The song finishes.

"It means a lot. Thank you sooooo much." ~ Mouli *😍

Fiza: Ab cake laao.

Nidhi: Saut, sabar naam ki cheez nahi hai kya tujhme? *😒

"Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to Mouli! Happy Birthday to you. . ."

Everyone move to the side and Rohit comes while pushing the trolley in which the cake was lying.

Fiza: No cake fight! Pehle hi bataa deti hoon! *🤤

Nidhi: Itna sundar cake koi kharaab bhi kyun karna chahe? *🤤😋

Rohit stands besides Mouli and she smiles.

Kia: Ab jaldi se cake kaato, bhook lagi hai. *😋

H: *😮* Food counter se aake bhi bhook lage hai? Look at me and Sweetheart, hum bechariyon ne kuch khayaa hi nahi.

Rumana: Awww Mickey, mai tere liye kuch laayi hoon.

H: Kya?

Rumana: Teri favourite chocolate Bar.

H: *😍* Sach?

F: *😒* Humare liye toh koi chocolate nahi laayi gayi.

Rinitta: Let my doll bachcha have it, tumne toh das khaa li thi.

Nidhi: Kya? Mere jaane ke baad isne panch aur khaai?

Aastha: Yes.

Rumana: Yeh le Mickey and Habibi, yeh teri. *Hands it to Halima and Mouli.

H: *😍😘

"Love you Dingo." ~ Mouli *😘

Nidhi: Saut, agar tune meri khaai hui toh tu gayi! *😐

Sally: Fikar mat kar twini, maine nahi khaane di usko.

Nidhi: Meri Twini. *😍* Sirf tu hi hai.

Ruchika: Kyunki yeh khud khaa gayi.

Nidhi: Kya?! *😳

*Chuckles.

Sally: *😅

Jazzy: *😂* Twini, sirf tu hi hai *mimicked

Fiza: Saut, mujhe nahi khaane di kyunki yeh khud chaat gayi *😆😆

Nidhi: *😤😑

Navya: Don't worry, maine tumhare liye maine save kar di do. *😋

Nidhi: Boo *😍

Fiza: Tabhi mai sochu woh do extra chocolates jo maine dekhi thi kaha achanak se gayab hogayi.

H: Kabhi toh koi cheez baksh diya kar *🤦🏻‍♀️

Nidhi: I love you Boo *😍

Kia: Cake kaate? Bhook lag gayi! *😋

Rohit: Haan, lets cut the cake.

Mouli smiles and bends down, blowing the candles and everyone sing "Happy Birthday to you."

Mouli was about to cut the cake but stops.

"Kya hua??" Everyone asks after seeing her stop.

"Woh. . . Alom ko bhi bulaa do." ~ Mouli *😅

*Kya? Kya? Kya?! - Repeat telecast.

*Thunder and Lighting strike.

"Itna kyun shock ho rahe ho? Birthday hai toh socha bulaa loon, he can stand in the back." ~ Mouli *😶

Rumana: Koi bulaao Alom ko. *😶

*A cool. . . Tune plays and Hero Alom walks on the stage.

"Happy Birthday!" ~ Hero Alom *😘

"Thank." ~ Mouli *😒

Kia: Ab toh cake kaat lo!

"Haan ruk." ~ Mouli *and bends down to cut the cake.

"Ruko!"

Fiza: Ab kaun tapkaa?

Kia: Cake ka dushman mera dushman *😑

Prem walks towards them.

Prem: Mere bina sochna bhi mat. Shuru karo. *😒

Mouli sighs and then cuts the cake, everyone clap and she feeds everyone. Ruchika and Aastha pop the crackers while Rinitta and Rumana take out the colour spray and start spraying everyone.

Fiza walks forward and pushes the cake trolley to the other end.

Fiza: Cake ko kuch nahi!

Jazzy pushes Fiza and then her face falls into the delicious chocolate cake, ruining the beauty.

H: Lo! Gaya cake Chudail ke mooh mein! *🤦🏻‍♀️

*Chuckles.

Fiza stands up, wiping the cake off her eyes.

Fiza: Ulluuuuuuu!!! *😡

Fiza then picks a piece and smears it on Jazzy's face.

Prem then moves back while tomatoes and eggs get thrown by the audience.

"Ahhhhh!" Everyone screams while Prem smirks.

Soon the cake flies onto Prem's face and he closes his eyes, feeling insulted.

"Bas! Ruko!" ~ Mouli *😤

Everyone stop and go silent.

"Spot Dada! Aarti thaal lana! Mera ek kaam reh gaya tha." ~ Mouli. *wiping off the egg and tomato off her face.

A aarti thaal is handed to her and she walks towards Alom. Alom looks at her.

She then starts doing his aarti and then puts tilak on his forehead and then picks up a Rakhi.

Alom: *😵💔

Mouli grabs his hand after Rohit holds the thaal, she then tied the Raakhi.

"Mere pyaare bhaiyya." ~ Mouli *😏

*Everyone laugh.

"Best gift diya aapne mujhe mera bhai ban ke. Love you Alom Bhaiyya." ~ Mouli *☺️

Alom: *💔* Bas! Bahot hogayi bezati *😢 and leaves from the stage.

"Dhanyabaad!" Mouli utters while staring at the audience with folded hands.

*The curtains draw and the audience clap.

The End.

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Happy Birthday Sweetheart! (moulidutt ) ❤️

I'm sorry for such a boring episode. 😁

I hope you enjoyed it and I know you'd enjoy the last part, didn't you just love it? Aaj se tune Alom ko apna bhai banaa diya 😂 Kaisa laga mera gift?? 😝

Sorry for any mistakes 🙏🏻

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Milte hai bahot hi jald and here is your very own host, Halima, signing off 😘

Love you all 💋

Bhatu, kaisa laga. I'm sure kisses milengi mujhe, haina? 👀💋