Welcome to "Dil Bole Mentals." Produced by Rumana productions, Sponsored by Fiza Rice, Powered by Nidhi Atta, Co powered by Jazzy powders, Directed by Mental Sisters and Co directed by Halima Tunna.

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Well let's proceed with the show shall we? Of course, why not?

Hi and welcome to the first part of DBM which is going to be hosted by me, of course I'm your favourite and yes, you guessed it right. . . Halima!!

You can also find me here, right in Wattpad if you type in my username which is - Hxl1m4 or just click this link right here to lead you to me - _Hxl1m4_

"Nooooooooooo!"

What just happened? Who interrupted our show.

"Kamini Khooni Dayan Halo! Huh!!! Mere bina hi show shuru?"

Oh yeah, I forgot, meet my co host, Chudo Chudail urf Fizaaaaaa.

"Huh dayan kahiki i will give my intro u don't need to do that much also heya everyone its fizo your most favourite before halo dayan right, i know that cuz i am unique plus innocent plus sweet cute ka perfect mixture yeah you can also follow me on wattpad like halo 😉 its Silent-writerr ... since this Khooni Dayan started the show already, please welcome our first guest. . . Nidhisha Shetty"

(" " - Fiza || Plain Halima || Guests will be known easily 😇)

*claps + giggles

Welcome Nidhisha

Nidhi: You can call me Nidhi

"Dayan, forget this formal talk, chal shuru ho jate hai."

Come on Chu, hum show host kar rahe hai, mereko apni naukri pyaari hai, tujhe agar sacked hona hai then tu khushi khushi ho ja but mujhe na dikhel!

*laughs

"Haww Dayan! Asli roop dikhane mein 2 seconds bhi nahi lagaye! Manoosiyat galat sameh pe lana koi tujhse hi seekhe! I just got the job now and you're already thinking about me getting sacked?!" *makes faces

*giggles

Chu, aise behave karte hai guests ke saath? You didn't even offer Nidhi to sit down.

Nidhi: Finally someone noticed me *sighs a chuckle.

"Oh yah, sorry Saut... oops I mean Nidhi, take a seat, is Dayan ka plan hai mujhe naukri se nikalwane ka, she wants my first day to be my last day! Huh!" *sits down.

Chor ulta kutwaal ko daante! *takes a seat.

*giggles.

Nidhi: Thank you for giving me such a wonderful opportunity to come here and .... Yaar I don't know and k baad kya bolu I'm overwhelmed right now
*Wipes fake tears*😂😂

"Awww thats soo sweet of u sau.. I mean nidhi its our great pleasure that you nidhisha shetty comes on Dil Bole Mentals" says fizo.

Chu don't forget that she..... * before halima can complete fizo punch her nose.

"I know she talks alot, so dayan better shut your mouth", says fizo with a smirk while halo glares.

*laughs

Nidhi: Better call me Nidhi

Chu, show shuru karein?

"Yup, what are you waiting for?"

*giggles

So Nidhi... *gets interrupted

"Our first question... what is your favourite colour?" *smirks and looks at Nidhi

*Halima makes faces.

Nidhi: Black😍😍

Nidhi, what is your favourite hobby?

Nidhi: Umm.... Well I luv sketching, reading and yup Dance and writing are my passion
*Blinks with a smile*

"Wow, I also like writing and reading." *smles at Nidhi.

Tera Interview nahi chal raha! Tera kaam sawaal puchna hai saath mein jawaab dena nai

*giggles

*Fiza makes faces.

Nidhi: Kitna ladte ho tum dono... 😂😂aur lado koi problem ni hai meko 😋😋

Mein nahi, yeh *smiles at Nidhi.

*lights switch off.*

What happened to the lig9hts? This is your plan na Chu?

"Don't blame me all the time!" *glances around.

- Phitte Mooh, you two started the show without! - *A girl walks onto the stage and the lights turn on.

Jabo? Tu itthe ki karrai e?

"Iski hi kami thi" *sighs

Jazzy - Nishuuuuuuuuuu *excited

Jazzy - Omigosh, welcome Ji welcome, are these two hosting you properly? Agar koi dikkat then feel free to tell me, ek mukka sab teek karde ga. *smiling

*giggles.

Nidhi: *feels embarassed* Jaaku tension not agar theek se nhi liya toh mai hi maar dugi

*chuckles.

"See Sautu and Lallu ne apne asli roop dikhaa diye."

Toh tune kaunse chupaye hue the?

*giggles

Jabo Ji jaaogi or shall I call Gulabo? *sarcastic smile.

Jazzy - Chup kar! Do you want me to give you your medicine?

"I think we should call Gabbar, I'm sure he would get glad being our Jeejs, what's say Dayan?"

*laughs

Jazzy - *shoots daggers at Fiz.

Nidhi - *laughs whole heartily

*Halima tries controlling her laughter.

Jazzy - This is not fair ji, watch when I come back and then meri baari hogi hasne di! *style ke saath chali gayi.

*music plays

"Ab yeh kaun aya?" *glances around.

Nidhi - I think my interview would be left here, won't be able to proceed *smiles.*

Ever since Chu put her foot in this show, tabse siyaape shuru

"Huhhh!" *slaps Halima on the shoulder

"Its vise versa dayan ever since u put your feet on this set, yahan pa bhukamb hi arha hai" smirks looking at halima.

*chuckles

Oh please Chu, ever since you got this job, yahan sab barbaad ho gaya! *glares at Fiza

Nidhi: Sautu, Halu!! Bas! Ab mujhse acting shacting nahi ho rahi! *stands up.

*focus

Achcha, formality bhool jaate hai, Nido, sit down and let's begin.

"That's what I was saying since ages and ab Jaa ke Dayan ko samajh aya!" *makes faces*

*chukles

Mein khud soch rai thi that with formality, nothing will happen because our job is to host so let's ask questions ...

Nidhi: Finally Chaaku! *sits back down*

~ Stop!!

*Halima, Fiza and Nidhi glance around.

~ Didn't you hear the music? It was for my entry but nai, you two continue! *sighs and walks forward.

"Mouli?"

Mouli ~ Yes me!

Mouli, when did you become a saas? *surprised*

Mouli *smiles* *dressed in traditional saas attire*

Nidhi: Bachcha kab hua? *surprised*

*chuckles

"Wow Mouli, you already had a baby with Hero Alom? Wohooooo, what's his name? Hero Molom?"

*laughs

Nidhi: *laughing* Good one Sautu

Chu, you proved me wrong *laughs*

Mouli ~ *makes faces

"What do you mean Dayan?" *looks at Halima

You're rocking this floor better than I am... *controls her laugh.

"OMG!" *😱

Nidhi: Chaaku ne Sautu Ki tareef Ki? *😱

Haa and don't get too happy Chu, I know mera bhi time aayega..

"In your dreams." *😏

Mouli, if you came to find a Bahu then how old is your son? *😶

Nidhi: I heard he looks just like his father, ho ga 20 years old ka, nai? *looks at Mouli.

Mouli ~ No No, you all talk na, I'll just stand here and watch! Budhi samaj rakah hai! *😤

Shall we take a look at his father?

"Why not."

Nidhi: Don't Chaaku, everyone will have a laugh attack *😄

Let's take a look *points at the projector board behind her.

*Projector board turns on.
*picture:

Our jeejs, hero Alom *starts laughing.

*laughs 😂

Mouli ~ Nahiiiiiiii *dramatic* *🙉

"See, she couldn't take the shock of exposing her husband." *controls laughing.

Nidhi: Don't worry Mouli, nai nazar lagegi tere oji ko *😂

Mouli ~ *drops the platter that in her hand.

*all become serious 😐

Mouli ~ I came here to... *😪* to ask for your Rishta for my son but... *sobs

*Fiza and Halima laugh.

Nidhi: *😳* My Rishta for your son?

Jazzy - Phitte Mooh!! *walks forward.

*all look at her.

Jazzy - Don't you dare ask for her rishta! She doesn't want your son Saas Ji, gaddi pakadh ke patli gali se nikaliye!

*small chuckles.

"Lo, ab rishta rishta khelenge yeh." *sighs

Nidhi: Rishta Rishta? *confused*

Haa.

Mouli ~ Why? Mein kyu jaaon? Tu Jaa and I already decided, Nidhi will become my bahu and that's it!!

Jazzy - Arey! She didn't even say Haa so faisla kaise? Nidhi meri Bhabhi banegi!! *😇

Nidhi: Kya? *😧* (repeat)

*slight giggles

Apni apni gali pakadh ke leave! *looks at Mouli and Jazzy.

Nido meri Bhabhi banegi *😇

Nidhi: Hein? *😐*

"Lo, Dayan bhi shuru"

Jazzy - Halu, I've been watching you and kab se tere tevar badal rahe hai, show mila toh behen ko bhool gayi? *😢*

Mouli ~ Nidhi Meri Bahu banegi and that's final!

Mouli, I mean Aunty Ji, hume Nido ko khush dekhna hai, gala ghot'te hue nahi!

*chuckles

Mouli ~ 😤

Nidhi: Agar baap aisa ho to beta... *😁*

Jazzy - *😂* Saas ji! Nikalti ho or shall I call security?

*chuckles

Mouli ~ *😢* Tu kya bulayegi, mein khud bulaaongi *😤

"Haan mouli anty ko laat marne k lie bhi koi chaye na".

*laughs

Sai boli chu

Jazzy- meri saas ji k barey mai ek shabdh nai srf mai hi hon jo unko laath mar skti hon

Mouli ~ 😠 Tujhe tu mera beta dekhlega karam jalli

*laughs

See on Dil Bole Mentals set Saas Bahu Live fight Focus Focus TRP bharey gi

*slight chuckles

"Is dayan ko TRP k ilwa kuch nazar hi nai ata".

Nidhi- Sautu kya dayan andhi hoti hai.

"Halo k dekh kr kya lagta hai sautu".

Nidhi-i guess so

*chuckles

Jazzy- lejaega lejaega mera bhai dulhan bana k lejaega.

Mouli~ Ruk Ruk aray daku ruk ruk na jane degi yeh saas ji kya smjhe ho tum isko ji.

Jazzy- Larle sasu larle tera beta mere hatho mai *😏*

Mouli ~ Beta Beta Na Rahaaaa Bahu Bahu Na rahiii ai thi lene Rishtaaaaa khali hath jarahi. 😭

*laughs

Nidhi-are you sure k that you all invite me for interview 😒

" Sautu"

Basss Bass Bass (repeat)

*Dhin tana na tune plays

Jazzy - Halu ballu k andar knsa moda activate hoya.

"i guess kokila modi jaku"-Nidhi.

*laughs

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiii Mera role kisi ko nai deskti gopi vahu"~Mouli.

"Saas ji mai ithhe haan"~jazzy.

"Tu gopi nai tu monjulika hai monjulika"- Mouli glares at jazzy.

Jazzy- "huh" 😑

*laughs

"Meko tu notice kro inni mehnat se mouli ko compitetion deri thi"-halima 😒

" awwww dayan"

"Anyone wants to see ullu ka pati".

" Sautu" 😒-Nidhi

"Nido teri shadi hoi nai so tera pati nai askta" 😅

"Khabardar mere pati pa dore dale kisi ne"-jazzy.

*Lights go dim*

" Tumne Bulaya Or Ham chale aye".

"Jaanu"-jazzy

*laughs

" mera karan agya dekh pushpa mera karan agya"-Mouli (karan arjun mode)

Nidhi-karan aisa hai tu arjun *gasp

"Jagga ka pati". 😦

Jabo pari ki sautan 😱

"Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii". -jazzy

"Kya hua?? ".

" jaanu apki dari".

"Maa" *ignores jazzy*

"Karan"-Mouli happy tears.

*kabhi khushi kabhi gam na juda honge ham*

*giggles

"Stop" (repeat)-jazzy 😑

"Kalmuhi scene tu pora krne deti"-says mouli *making faces.

" yeh gabbar mera pati nai hoskta-jazzy 😐

"Kyaaaaa kyaaa kyaaaa"-karan *gasp

"Dekha mjhe yaqeen tha k mera beta aisi khaufnak churail se shadi nai karsakta mjhe naaz hai tujhpa"-Mouli *proudly

" Nahiiiiiiiiiiiii"jazzy 😤🙉

"Jaan"-karan *looking at jazzy.

" aj se abhi se mera or...... "-Jazzy.

" Bol Bol Bol"-Mouli *slow motion

"Nahiiii"-karan *slow motion

*dramatic tune plays.

Suno Aunty Ji ab zid choro... *sings Halima.

'Suno Aunty Ji ab zid choro...'

Nidhi: Yeh kaun gaya?

"Ab Kaun ayaa" 😒

Jazzy - Yeh awaaz...

'Suno Aunty Ji... ab zid choro! Suno Aunty Ji, ab zid choro! Dulhan jayegi dulhe raja ke saath!' *the person walks out from the shade.

Jazzy - *gasps* 😱

Mouli ~ Tu! (Repeats) *😳

Karan - Nahiiiii *faints* 😵

"Hein? Shaurya?" *😶

Mera Bhai aa gaya mera bhai aa gaya *💃🏽

Shaurya: Yes me *😏

"Wow, Drama Queens ke two adorable couples humare set pe, wah zamane walon wah"

*slight giggles

Hi Shaurya, welcome to Dil Bole Mentals, finally tu aa gaya, now kick these competitors out of the way and le ja apni dulhania! *☺️

Shaurya: Don't worry Bhalu, Nidhi ko yeh dulha hi le jayega! *smirks

*Tujhko panah kar ke, tujhko banah kar ke le jaenge, Shaurya ki Dulhania

Mouli ~ Nahi! *😵 (Repeats)

"Oho, I must say you came with a bang, wah, apna gana compose kar ke aaye na?"

Shaurya: *😉

Nidhi: *stands up.

*both Shaurya and Nidhi have a friendly hug.

Mouli ~ *faints

Jazzy - Kyaa! (Repeats)

"Once again, please welcome our belated guest, Shaurya Mallik urf Abhishek Malik."

*claps.

*Fiza, Halima and Shaurya share a hug too.

*dim lights + music beats!!!!

(A Little changes...)

"Now who will kick whom"

"Lets kick jagga aunty and karan together". 😉

*Smirks

Jazzy, Mouli, Karan-Nahiiiiiiii 😱

" sautu chaaku can i do this beautiful thing by my legs"-Nidhi

😂 ofcourse neki or poch poch.

"Nishu tu meko mare gi". -jazzy with puppy face.

*i am disco dancer tananana*

" Ab kaun tapka"-Nidhi 😐

"Lene tujhe oooo gori agaye tere sajnaa"

"Bhaiyaaa"-jazzy 😍

"Sale sahab"-karan 😒

" le agaya karam jalli ka kalmuha bhai"-Mouli

"You"-Nidhi *gasp

" Han mai your one n only lub(love) Lalli pandey"

*laughs

"Love*-nidhi *faints there.

" Doctor Doctor can anyone call doctor "-lalli says while all rolls their eyes at him.

" Mera beta hai ductor let me call him"-Mouli *smiles widely

"NO i am okay"-Nidhi *wakes up instantly standing up 😅

*giggles

" See mere bhai k nam se hi bhabhi ji uth gai-karan *smiling at nidhi

*slight chuckles

"Not because of my jalli(fake) devar, its all my bro charm"-jazzy.

Lalli *raises his collars*

" hi i am shaurya"-shaurya smiling.

"Mycelf Lalli pandey must(most) phamous(famous) in hole(whole) irth(earth)"-shakes hand with shaurya.

*halima wiping her fake tears.

" Poori history mai, kapil sharma se ziada English aj tere bhai ne bol dali jabo waah". ~ Halima

*laughs.

Jazzy 😏

"I know afterall mera bhai jo hai ekdm out of the universe"-jazzy.

" Aisi cheezein universe se bahar hi hoskti hai"-Nidhi

* 👽* 👈

*laughs

"Dayan 😂 apni shakal q dekhai". - Fiza

" naaah dhyan se dekh chu yeh jabo or uske bhai ki hai". ~ Halima

*giggles.

"Maa mai agya maa tera beta agya"-comes a voice and lights go off.

*lights go dim.

Chu, kya ho raha hai? Lagta hai kisi ki nazar lag gai, first day first show out of hand jaa raha hai... kahi yeh humara last day na ho? ~ Halima *😕

"Dayan! Shub shub bol!" ~ Fiza *😠

Nidhi: Ab kaun tapka? *🙁

*Tera dhayan kidhr hai tera hero idhr hai

Mouli: Yeh awaaz... *😃

Bachnaa ae haseeno lo mein as gaya... ~ Sings someone and walks forward.

"Mera Arjun Agya dekh pushpa mera Arjun agya hai"-Mouli. *fake tears.

Jazzy, lalli, karan- *makes faces.

"Apka beta invisble hai kya dikh ku nai raha"-Nidhi 😕

" Mr. India ka fan hai".

* Hai Milana Kya Jo Na Dikhaai De
Bechaara Sirf Sunaai De
Are Kya Rakha Hai Aise Mister India Mein
Are Karte Hain Ham Pyaar Mister India Se
Hamako Milana Sau Baar Mister India Se

*lights turns on.

"Mai agyaaaaa".

Shaurya: Yeh Arjun hai? *😮

Mouli - Mere Arjun ko nazar mat lagana! *😐

*slight chuckles.

"Arjun cum ramu kaka ziada lagrha hai" ~ Fiza *😅

"Oye ramu kaka kisko boli tu yeh ductor hai ductor(doctor)"-Mouli *proud

Yeh Hero Alom ka beta hai ya Hero Alom iska? ~ Halima * 😐

*slight giggles.

Mouli: Oye!! (Repeat) *😠

*silence

Seedha apne bachche bahu pack karke kalti maro yaha se. ~ Halima

Jazzy ~ Exactly, kinni der se mein e gal bataa raiyaa but sunti kaha hai yeh budiya.

*laughs

"Dayan... inni asaani se nai jaaenge, chalo mazaa deke nikalwate hai... let's have a competition..." ~ Fiza

Nidhi: Mein yaha IV ke liye aayi hoon ya Competition khelne? Nidhi *😑

"Kaisa compishon?" ~ Lalli

*laughs

"Kaun banega Nidhi ka Dhula." ~ Fiza

*claps + cheers

"Is Lallu ko competition ka spelling nai aata then yeh kya khaak banega Nidhi ka Dulha" - Karan *😏

*giggles... including Nidhi, Shaurya, Mouli and Arjun

Jazzy ~ *😠

Lalli - *😒

"Aye gabbar singh mere bhai ki bat krne se pehle apne furtiture bhai ko dekhle vadda aya ductor jahil saas ji ko khud bolna nai ata or unko nalayak beta aya bolne huh"~jazzy 😏.

"Sai kaha behna ne"~lalli😏

"Chup kr behen ki dum"~karan 😎

"Jagga teri dum bhi hai"~fiza 😅

"Han dikhi tu nai jabo"~😅

😒😒~jazzy

Chalo Compo Compo khelte hai, best of luck Shauru. ~ Halima

Shaurya: Thank you.

"Competitors, take your seat..." ~ Fiza

Mouli - Ruko! (Repeat)

*all look at her and silence

"Itna Drama vamps bhi nai karte jitna yeh Mouli Ji kar rahi hai." ~ Fiza *🤦🏼‍♀️

*slight giggles

Mouli - Chup karo! Arjun... itthe aa...

Arjun - Ji... *walks in front of Mouli

Mouli - *claps

*one spot boy brings a platter and hands it to Mouli and leaves.

Oh gosh, merese yeh baat hazam nai ho rahi ke Arjun Hero Alom ka beta hai... ~ Halima *😕

Mouli - Aye! Tujhse kya matlab! Ab mereko mere bete ki aarti karne do! *smiles at Arjun.

*mouli does Arjun's Aarti

*chanda hai tu mera sooraj hai tu... (plays in Background)

*mouli does his tilak.
Mouli - Jeet ke ana beta, mera arshivaad sadev ke liye tumahre saath hai *✋🏼

*tune plays in BG and all clap.

Arjun, Shaurya and Lalli sit besides each other with Shaurya in the middle. Nidhi sits in between Halima and Fiza. Mouli, Jazzy and Karan stand from behind and watch.

"So let's start with first question..." ~ Fiza

What is Nidhi's favourite part time activity? ~ Halima interrupts.

*Fiza makes a face.

"Lalli first and Arjun last." ~ Fiza

Mouli - Kyu!! Mera Arjun furst jayega!

Nidhi - Chaaku, Sautu, let's see what her Arjun has to say... *😏

"Okay Arjun starts first..." ~ Fiza.

Arjun: Nidhi likes to sing in her part time...

*Fiza looks at Shaurya.

Shaurya: Nidhi likes to... um... socialise with people in her part time.

Lalli - Nidhi likes to draw in her free time.

Let's see if who's right and who's wrong... what is your favourite part time activity? ~ Halima

Nidhi: I like to have a fight wid people in pass time and read buks😂😂 not expected dis frm u guys isse acha toh mai single marru😒😒

"Uh oh, I guess no one got that right..." ~ Fizu

*Arjun and Lalli get sad

"Well let's move on with the second question... If Nidhi witnessed old lady fall... would she laugh at her, help her, mind her own business, find her relative who left her alone and shout at him/her or call the ambulance?" ~ Fiza

Arjun: Um... vo unke rishtidaaron ko kone se pakad ke, dhajiyaan udaa ke bezat karegi!

Shaurya: Um... she would help her...

Lalli : Yeh bhi koi puchne ki baat hai? Se vil kal amlanc. *😏

*chuckles

"Sautu, kya karegi tu?" ~ Fiza

Nidhi: help her😊😊

"Blkl behen pa gaya hai English b nai ati....iski English sun k kapil ka babaji ka thullu yad ajata hai"~karan

"Kya bola.gabbar ki aulaad"~jazzy *glares

"Oyeee wo mere alom ki.aulaad hai"~mouli

*jazzy laughs

"Sausr ji ka beta nai baap lagta hai baap kis kalmuhe no mera pati banaditta hai mai nai krdi pai hun koi v acting is gande gabbar de naaal naha k b nai aya chiii"~jazzy 😏

"Waaah khud ko dekha kalli kuwwi lagrhi hai mjh jase haseen larke ko is kaali churail ka hi pati banana tha issay acha meri jaan fari hi thi"~karan 😒

"Oye meri jaan ko apni jaaan kaha teri toh"~jazzy 😒

"Spot dada jahruu(broom stick)"-jazzy.

"Huh dekha agai apne asal kaam par saperi naagin"~karan 😏

*Spot dada gives broomstick and jazzy smirks*

"Jaaanu i love you soo....." ~jazzy. 😏

*she hold the broomstick and hit karan.

Karan~ 😰

"Jaaaan mai tu mazak krha tha"~karan.

"Kalmuhi mere bete ko hath lagaya tu"~before mouli can complete jazzy hit her with broom stick.

"Aye meri maa ko mat marna warnaa"~karan😰

"Warna kya teri tohhhhh karam karan jalla"~jazzy and runs after him hitting with broomstick and both go out.

*everyone laughs while lalli and mouli make faces.

Never mind, next question... Jab Nidhi ko gussa aata hai toh wo kya karti hai? Does she eat... fight... frown, have a bath or none of that? ~ Halima

Arjun - Wo... khaa leti hai... haa, khana khaa ke mood theek kar leti hai.

Shaurya: Well that's a tricky question... jab vo gussa karti hai then she fights but vo DQ ke sets pe cause uska character aisa hai ki vo gussa hoke bhi cute and rude hai and that's not real her I'm sure... toh meko lagta hai ki jab yeh guess hoti hai toh nahati hai to calm herself down.

*arjun and laali make faces.

*awwww ~ audience/ Halima & Fiza

Nidhi - *smiles at Shaurya

Lalli - Meri Nidhi kamzoor nahi hai, vo mooh tod dalegi jisne bhi usko gussa dilaya... *smirks at Shaurya proudly.

Nido, tu kya karegi agar teko gussa aya? ~ Halima

Nidhi: mujhe gussa ata h toh mai bhin bhin prakar k reactions deti hu 😂😂ders nothing particular but yea khud pe paani daalna is one of dem😂😂

*Arjun and Lalli frown

"Last and final question... Nidhi ko kaunsi Bollywood movie live karni hai and kyu?" ~ Fiza

Arjun: Um... usko wo pari wali... jaha Rani mukherjee ek pari hoti hai and saif ke bachche sambhalne aa jati hai... woh Kuch magic... kyunki usko sab ki madat karni hai... always helpful.

Shaurya: Don't know *😶

Lalli - Yeh paglaa gaye hai kya? Itni saari movies mein se no selection and dusre ne yahi-ich Chipkadali Nidhi ko, aur bhi movies hai and khabar daar Nidhi ko Rani Mukherjee se compare kiya toh...

Mouli - Chup!! (Repeats)

"Repeat telecast wali machine shuru." ~ Fiza *🤦🏼‍♀️

*giggles

Ab tak toh DBM'S TRPs must've reached the sky ~ Halima

"Kahi TRPs ki khushi mein humara sanyaas na ho jaye." ~ Fiza

*giggles

Mouli - Tum sab ko mere Arjun ke jazbaat nakli lagte hai *😢

"Emotions? Kaha? Mujhe nai dikh rahe..." ~ Fiza *glancing around.

*few giggles.

Mouli - Chal Arjun, yaha Teri koi izzat nahi hai, jaha tera samaan na kiya jaye then waha sab kuch zeher ban jata hai! * 😢😤

Arjun - But Momzy...

Mouli - Chall!!!

*Arjun and Mouli leave.

Finally, saas ke track ka the end ho gaya. ~ Halima *😅

"Isne tu manjulika ko bhi maat dedi"~nidhi.

"Sautu, tujhe kaun si Bollywood movie live karni hai aur kyu?" ~ Fiza

Nidhi: koi bhi ni Bollywood isn't my style😏

Lalli: Sab kaha chale gaye?

Nidhi: Sab chumantar ho gaye.

Lalli - Wels I levs too, soz Nidzi babys, I cadent meke yaw me Dulhania lekin I ams hippy yours no ones else's dulhania, essecly thet Arjun

Nidhi - *😁* Hindi ko kya hua? Ghum ho gayi? Please English mat bolo, Hindi ko reinstall kar ke baat karna warna ek din apni English se kisi ko mar do ge, sachchi.

*laughs including Fiza, Halima and Shaurya.

" can i recuest(request) u something"asked lalli blushing.

Nidhi fakes smile.

"Can u drup(drop) me"~lalli😅

Nidhi~ 😏

"Kya khayal hai chaaku and sautu isko izat k sath chor k ayen"~nidhi

Halima fiza~😎 "neik kam mai deir kesi"

Lalli looks at them confused*

Halima fiza Nidhi holds eo hands and with full force kick lalli and he falls.

*laughs

"Nidhi baby you bcm eagle(angry)"~lalli 😰

Nidhi~ kya bola chirkut baby hogi teri maa 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

"Ayoooooo"~lalli hold his swollen face.

"Aray yahan ane ka shukria yeh lijye"~halima fizz and kicks him.

"Ussay pehle mera yhi hashar ho mai nikalta hn"~shaurya 😅

*laughs

"Bye bhalu fizo and hone wali biwi"~shaurya 😉

Nidhi~ 😊

*whistle

*shaurya left

*everyone claps as shaurya waves his hand.

"Finally all left"~halima

*fake coughs~Nidhi

"Han ham maloom ich tu idhr ha sautu"~fizo.

"Agai tapoori aatma,ziada deir tk apni asliyat nai chupa sakti"~halima😏

Fizo~*fake smiles and 👊👊👊

Halima~ 🤕🤕🤕 *swollen eyes.

"Chu"~halima 👋👋👋

*silence

"Tune mjhe thappr mara"~fiza *repeats

"Tu tune knsa phoolon ka har phnaya tune bhi mjhe mukka mara"~halima.

"Out"~Nidhi.

Halima fizo~ 😰

"Being a member of mental i would love to kick you both out of your duty of being host"~Nidhi

"Kya" *thunderstorm in bg.

Ji haan *crosses arms over her chest* seedhe seedhe dafa hote ho yea 😏

Yea?? Halu n fizz in unison😰

"Yea Kaalii maa ko bulao latest version"~Nidhi 😏

*laughs

"Huh bulale wo khud tareef kregi that we r best haina chu"~halima😎

"Obvio hamse better host koi kr nai skta haina audience"~ fizo

*all claps+whistle with mentals.

*both smirks while Nidhi makes a face.

*tring tring *phone rings.

"Huh see hamare autographs k liye calls bhi ane lagi"~halima 😎

"Dayan bhaw na khaa kya pata next show ka offer ho"~fiza😎

"Han han uthao"~Nidhi 😝

*takes the call and keep it on speaker.

"Hiii ,best host Halima and fizo speaking from the sets of DBM"

"Who the hell make you both host of the show"~comes a voice

*laughs

Halima Fiza~ 😰

Nidhi~ 😂

"Hell no its not hell its audience who want to see dayan and churail hosting"

"Chu i think he is bcm our fan that's y he is asking to meet the person for booking us in his show i guess"~halima.

Fiza~😎

"Stop your nonsense,is this you called hosting from the starting you are competing tom n jerry show and saying urself best host,did you both saw your face one's"~voice .

*few giggles

Halima fiza looks at eo*

"Spot dada"~halima fiza.

A man comes and gives them mirror*

"Yeah we checked we r looking beautiful like always"~ halima fiza 😍

*laughs

"Silence"~voice.

*Silence spread.

"Do you think you are bharti and krishna"~says voice.

Nidhi~ 😔

Fiza Halima~ No we know we are 😎

*giggles

"Shut up,is any comedy going"~voice.

"I guess its comedy show only,kis paresh rawal ko voice banadia aisa lagrha hai sarak pa bheek mang raha hai"~halima 😏

*laughs along with nidhi halfiz.

"Do you know whom you are talking"~voice😒

"Yes rajpal yadav ki chatti (sixth) najayaz aulaad"~fiza 😎

*giggles

Nidhi~ gai ab dono 😏😂

"Kya bakwas karhy ho, mai prem chopra hon is  channel and show ka owner"~voice *repeats

*dhin tanana tananan *silence

"Kya kya kya"~halima fiza 😰

Nidhi~ lag gaya 80 volt ka jhatka.😎

"Siiiiirrrrrrrrr"~halima fiza stammers.

"Kya kaha sir mujhe sunae nai diya,aray haan paresh rawal hon mai nai balke rajpal yadav ki chatti najayaz aulaad hon mai tu....prem chopra...prem chopra nam hai mera" voice.

*whistle

"Nidhi"~voice says.

"Yea sir"~nidhi.

"Mai ek sampoorn kaam apko supna chahta ho"~voice.

Fiza halima*gulps their saliva.

"Ji sir"~nidhi.

"Mai chata hon k apni pyari latoon k sath in dono ko is show se bahar nikaldia jae,interview k lie bulaya tha ya apni chu dayan sunane nonsenseeee....kahike phenko in dono ko bahar"~voice.

Fiza halima~ 😰 jiiiii

"Jii haaan"~nidhi 😏*

"Sautu"

"Nido"

"Mai ek adyakaari nari hon or baron ka palan krna mera farz hai"~nidhi 😎

*nidhi takes the broom stick.

"Nahi tu hamein nai nikal sakti ham best host hai".

"Best host abhi btati hon"~nidhi.

"Ham best host hain,sabse poch le tu nai nikal sakti"

Halfiz runs while nidhi throws stick at them*

Halima fiza~ 😝 bach gaye

Nidhi~abhi batati hon *nidhi take out her slippers.

Halima fiza~ 😱

*laughs

"Teri yeh chappal bhi hamara kuch nai bigar sakti ham wapis aenge dkehlena"

Nidhi throw one chappal at them and misses the shot*

"Dekha teri chappal bhi ham kalakaro ko nai chona chati,hum best host hain" 😎

*nidhi throws the chappal which hits them.

"Phitte mooh!!! Mai nai chappal keh ri hai baray ae best host mera interview se ziada saas bahu or saazish chal raha tha,dafa hote ho ya ab kuch or lao"~nidhi

*laughs

"Huh!!!! Hamne pehle din sbko apna fan banalia or" *before they can complete nidhi takes out a axe 😱

"Or tum dono useless host ho"~nidhi.

Fiza halima~ aye mara prem chopra saab ji hamka baksh dio.

Nidhi glares them and runs after them taking axe.

Fiza halima~ Aaahhhhhhhh 😰, ham best host hain hamein bachane k lie vote krna naaaa bhooolyeeeee gaaaaa ham chalayyyyyyy khud ko bachane k lie.👿

"Phir milege agli bar new host k sath dekhte rahiye dil bole mentals ham mentals k sangggggg Shubh ratriiii and tum dono ki tohhhh"~Nidhi 😈 nidz_

*curtain comes*

*All laughs and claps*

Halima fizo peeps from curtain~ Don't forget to vote for us we r bessttt host aahhhhhhhh *nidhi comes and drags them both.

*everyone laughs*

*The End* 😂

*pheww*

First episode of Dil Bole Mentals is out.....hope u all dont become mental at the end 😉.....

If you liked this part a single bit then don't forget to comment and vote. . .

The more votes and comments, the more Halima and Fiza 😜 Bacha lena dono ko. . .

By~Mental Sister's