As promised......

'Bahan. Tune wahi dekha tha na jo maine dekha tha?' Mona asks ashi...

'Lag to yahi rha he...Ek baar aur check karti hu.' And Ashi turns to see both brothers..

'Bahan. Ye kya ho rha he. Aur agar ho rha he to hamare sath hi kyu ho rha he. Humne kaun se paap kiye the! Mona...Jarur tune hi kuch gadbad ki hogi..'

'Sali tere settlement ke liye gayi thi main. Ab tu mujhe hi blame kar rhi...Maine nahi khelna. Main to fokat me bali chadi hu. Tu to aaditya naam ke panchi ko janti thi..Mera to koi lena dena bhi nahi tha. Phir bhi is Karan naam ke kowe se pala pad gaya mera..'

'Mujhe kya sapne aa rahe the ki...Aaditya ka ek bhai bhi he...aur wo bhi army me...aur wo bhi....Judwa.'

'Aur bahan..wo bhi hamshakl. Bc dono ek jaise dikhte he. Agar is captain ke hath me sling nahi hoti to Main to pahchan bhi nahi pati ki Kaun sa wala kaun he aur kis se mujhe Divorce lena he.'

Both girls look at both brother's with horror in their eyes..

Karan comes forward to Mona....

'Hi. Sorry. Jo bhi huya uske liye..'

In reply Mona kicks him down.

'Hi to you too. And sorry...Jo abhi huya uske liye.'

Ashi gets up and then Mona.

'Ye sab bahut golmal ho rakha he. Tu kuch kar yaar. Mere se in dono ki same shakl aur nahi dekhi ja rahi..main ja rahi ghar.' Mona attempts to go..

'Mujhe bhi jana he. Yaha to raita phaila huya he..Main thodi der aur yaha rahi to mar hi jaungi...'

Both girls leave for their respective houses. Meanwhile karan gets up with support of Anshul. Aaditya is looking at leaving figure Of Ashi..

********

Morning 7 O' clock.

Mona' flat.

Door bell rings..and she curses everyone on planet.

'Ab ye subah subah kisko chull huyi padi he? Main chain se jee paungi ya nahi..Ek to Mujhe aajkal bahut insecure sa feel hota he. Jab se maine un dono bhaiyo ko dekha he..meri to neend ud gayi he. Darawane sapne aate he...1920, 1930 types. Uske baad mera divorce nahi ho rha..Shishir wale department me nayi ladki aayi he. Wo jarur usko uda le jayegi..Main phir se single rah jaungi...

Kya he? Kyu aaye ho subah subah? Ye ek normal bande ka flat he. Yaha koi sadhu sant nahi rahta jo subah andhere uth kar baith jaaye..Aur ho kaun wese?' She blabbers while opening the door. The person who rang the bell is standing with his back to her.

Mona looks at the person and his stuff on floor..

'Wrong Number. Bhaisahab. Aap galat nomber ke flat par aa gaye ho.' She is about to shut her door when the person turns and Mona shrieks.

'You bloody idiot!'

'Thoda halke bolo. Vocal cords fat jayega. Aur Ye kya tareeka he? Pati ko bhaisahab? Dimag thikane par he ya nahi.'

Before he can enter Mona shuts the door and comes out.

'Niklo. Abhi ke abhi niklo. Jab tak divorce dene ka time nahi hota...Apni shakl mat dikhana. Chalo..' she is ordering him to leave..

'Bakwas ni karo. Andar aane do mujhe.

Ghar par issue ho rakha he. Mrs. Diwan yani ki mere papa ki dusri wife...she has taken over the house. Aur mujhe bhi koi shauk nahi he uske sath rahne ka. So I am here. Gate kholo. Andar aane do. Mujje nahana bhi he.'

Mona first time feels bad. This guy returned from His posting and his step mom has thrown him out. She should be compassionate about it....but...her room....

No.

No. She cant let him in.

'Wo wo...Mere room me ek aur bandi rahti he.its two bhk. Yaha jagah nahi he. Tum..tum kahi aur dekh lo..'

'Please Mona. I know what we did was wrong.lekin we had no other option. Now..stop making excuses...And let me in.'

Mona blocks his way..

'Nahi. Tum andar nahi ja sakte..'

'Kyu? Mere pair he..I can walk..'

'Wo...wo ..Wo Rahukalam he. Tum andar jaaoge to tumhara nuksan hoga. Timhe chot lag sakti he. Main nahi chahti ki tumhe koi problem ho. Isliye...go and see other person for help.'

Karan looks at him with bored eyes.

'Dimag kharab mat karo. Andar aane do..'

'Dekho. Mere sath aanakani karoge to main sar phod dungi..'

'Ha..mere to jaise haath hi nahi he.'

'Tumhe sharam nahi aati...ek ladki par haath uthaoge!'

'Tum ladki kaha ho? Tum to biwi ho meri...aur main kaun sa tumhe maar peet rha hu. Main to bas bata raha hu ki mere hath sahi salamat he. Tumko hath uthane ka mauka nahi milega..'

Mona tries to stop him but in vain. He is more powerful than her and goes in.

'Holy shit! Ye ghar he ya dumpster. Isiliye nahi aane de rahi thi..taki mujhe pata na lage ki Andar kya he!

Tumhe safai ka matlab pata he ya nahi? School me padaya gaya tha ya nahi ki kamre ko organised kaise rakhte he?'

'Mere pass commerce thi. Home science nahi li thi maine.' Mona tells him while looking everywhere but him.

'Ye basic manners he. Madam. Itna saman to jab main bachelor tha tab bhi nahi phailata tha. Godd. Kaise rahunga main idhar..'

'Hai na! Nahi rah paoge? To jaao na.'

Karan glares her..

'I cant help you. Jaisa mera ghar he aise hi raho. Nahi rahna ho to apna thikana dhoondh lo.'

Karan puts his stuff down and pulls his towel out.

'Ye bathroom ka rasta kaha se hoke jata he?'

'Jahannum se. Udhar dekho. Saamne hi he. Left me.' She makes a face..

When she checks that karan is not going to come out she at once searches for her cell and calls Ashi.

'Bc. Kaand ho gaya.'she speaks the moment ashi receives her call.

'Idhar bhi. Ye aaditya mere sath move in kar rha he.'

'Aur karan idhar. Bahan. Ye daal poori kali he. Main bol rahi hu. In dono bhaiyo ka plan he ye...hume pagal karne ka. Lekin main bholi bhali..fokat me phans gayi.' Mona cries..

'Maine kaum sa Aaditya ki bhains kholi thi be! Yaar...papa aane wale he sham ko. Main mar jaungi..Kya karu iska?'

'Ek idea he. Apne dono ek flat me shift ho jate he..Ye dono ek me.'

'Idea bahut accha he..but applicable nahi he. You see...we live on opposite sides of city. Aur mera office idhar se pas padhta he. Tera tere flat se..Nahi ho payega..'

'Matlab main is mushtande ko daily dekhungi? Nahiiiiii.....Mujhe talaq chahiye..'

'Bahan. Chahiye to Mujhe bhi...lekin lag rha he.. ki is janam me Na shanti milegi..na talaq.'

'Wo bahut hi manhoos ghadi thi jab main tere sath Gayi thi. Ek pati mil gaya fokat me.' Mona cries....

'sali blame mat kar. main bhi phansi hu. Mujhe bhi ek free me husband mila he...'

'To kuch kar na..'

'Kya karu? Ye sala khud lawyer he. Isko aise tackle karna tough he.'

'Bahan....Bhari jawani me ye kya ho rha he mere sath...Meri ma ke sapno ka kya hoga. Unhe medium size damad chahiye tha..ye 5'11"  ko kaha rakhungi main..'

'Abhi mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha....chal rakhti hu. Ye aadmi sar par hi khada rahta he.'

Ashi disconnects the call. Meanwhile Mona turns to see half necked Karan.

If another day she would have taken sweet time in analyzing all those abs and muscles but now....

'Dimag kharab he kya? Bina kapdo ke ghumne ka jyada shauk he? Ye ghar ek bholi bhali ladki ka he. Aur wo ladki bajrang bali ki cheli he. So stop corrupting her..'

'Ha to main kaun sa indra ka bhai hu. Main bhi hanuman ji ka bhakt hu. Samne se hato. Mujhe kapde pahan ne he.'

She picks adjacent Pillow and throws it on him and then goes to kitchen cursing him..

Meanwhile Karan puts his clothes on..

**********

Ashi turns to see aaditya who has been standing there for long.

'Kya he?' Ashi is irritated.

'I am sorry... Mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha. But.......'

Ashi keeps mum. It is difficult for her to adjust with all these new settings. it is not she is totally okay with this marriage fiasco but on her part she is well aware aaditya wont pull such stunt until there is some motive behind it. 

'ashi. i am really really sorry but i had no other option.'

she glares at him. 

'duniya me hazaro ladkiya he. main hi mili thi ye sab karne ko!' aaditya looks down. he has no reply. even if he has he decides not to speak. 

'ab hato samne se. court jana he. late ho rha he.'

when she returns she finds a table of breakfast ready. and aaditya is donned in her apron. it boils her blood.

'how dare you enter my kitchen? who the hell gave you right to touch my stuff!'

'i...I am sorry. but i thought you'll be late. aur phir main subah hi aa gaya tha. i thought atleast tumhe breakfast to na banana pade. i'd be of some help.' 

it calms her little bit down. but she doesnt show it. instead she enters into her bedroom to get ready. she is still suspicious of aadi. she still doesnt believe his story of share transfer and marrying her. there is more to it. 

she is almost ready when a knock interrupts her. 

'kya he?' she rudely asks.

'wo...wo meri shirt iron nahi he. tum please kar dogi? mujhe iron karna nahi aata. please??' 

'dhokhe se shadi karni aati he. iron karna nahi aata?' she opens the door. aadi's face falls. 'lao shirt do.' aadi reluctantly gives her his shirt which he is wearing right now.

'areee...ye kya badtameeji he? pahani huyi shirt iron karu ab main?'

'nahi wo...jab pahni tab pata chala ki wrinkles he bahut sare. aur aaj important meetings he. to...aise ja nahi sakta tha.' 

ashi looks at him. his scared face.. somehow she has no idea why the hell aadi is so conscious and scared of her. she takes the shirt but gets a good show of his toned abs. flat stomach and nice chest. well....at least his husband has nice body. she wonders how mona' karan will be . no...she is lucky bitch. she got the one in army. karan will be having better body than aadi. but hold on...how come something can be better than already toned body? what more there will be? she wonders. whatever mona must be enjoying with karan. after all she wanted herself a man in uniform. she got one. she is done with iron. she returns the shirt to aadi who happily puts it on.