Sup my peoples now for all of you who have read Vampires Bite and Here goes nothing I am a lazy bitch when it comes to updating my stories. I have ideas for the stories I'm just lazy and it takes forever to write them. I probably won't update for a looooooong time so don't get your hopes up. Anyway here's a update cause I like you mortals.

"Bill get up get your lazy ass up."

"But I'm tiiiiiiired."

"It's not my fault you stayed up all night playing on the xbox get up."

"No let me sleep."

Dipper huffs and tips the chair forward making the demon trapped in a human body fall out of it with a thud. The human stares down at his boyfriend and crosses his arms. "Get up you have to work in the shop today."

A groan from the floor is all the answer he gets. Dipper rolls his brown eyes and kicks Bill in the side. The demon lifts his head with a small glare aimed at the human disturbing his nap.

"Pine Tree I'm busy."

"Yeah being lazy ass."

"So? I can be lazy."

"No you have work get your ass up?"

"Your just crabby because because your a teenager with no sex life."

Dippers eye twitches. "You know what I think I am going to kill you now." Bill lays his head back down. "You wouldn't you love me." Dipper grabs both of the demons legs and starts dragging him towards the door. "Grunkle Stan I'm going to kill Bill get the shovel!"

Bill grabs onto the door frame. "Shooting star help! Your brothers insane!" Dipper pulls hard making Bill let go of the door frame. "She's not here today dumbass and shes still mad at you for destroying her favorite sweater."

Bill claws at the floorboards his finger nails leaving marks against the wood. "FIND ME A FAMILY AND TELL THEM I LOVE THEM!" He shouts put before hes dragged out into the woods.