Namjoon: "Jin huyng? Up so early?"

Jin: "Ah yeah I'm making breakfast for the kids. They're probably still asleep since yesterday practice was to tiring"

Namjoon: "Did you sleep well last night?"

Jin: "I did. You and Yoongi pulled an all-nighter working on the compose again didn't you? Your current state is much more concerning compared to me idiot. Now sit your ass down and patiently wait for the food"

Namjoon: "But huyng I'm on a diet—"

Jin: "No 'buts'. Joonie ah you gotta eat or else you won't be able to live on if you keep working your ass out while skipping meals all the times. As the eldest one here, I've got to take care of all of you"

Namjoon: "I'll gain weight and lose my body shape huy—"

Jin: "Joonie ah I'll still love you even if one day you get so fat that I couldn't find your dick and riding you would be like bouncing on a large squishy rubber ball so eat more"

Namjoon: "Can I just eat you right herr right now? I want to Eat Jin"