(Namjoon cutting the onion)

Namjoon: (Cut his own finger) "Ow. Jin-huyng how can you do this without chopping off your fingers?"

Jin: "Yahhh Joonie it's bleeding you dumbass this is not the time to joke! Bandage it first!"

Namjoon: "No huyng I've never thought of dumbing your ass no joking I'm dead serious."