Your dad Hades

Your mom Aphrodite.

These are moogers the basic foot soldiers of Hades and Aphrodite's army and their armed with either with swords or bows. 

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Giant Moogers have the same combat ability as their smaller counterparts, though their weapons can destroy buildings. They can use spears, something that looks like a flail, bow and arrow, staff and of course, a sword. 

Flying Moogers use these staffs to fire projectiles at enemies and also use the staff to block off attacks too. They have wings on their backs, as well as dark brown trousers and helmets that resemble a bird's head.

Master Blasters are Moogers that have been trained by the reader's command, to use specialized "Laser Blasters". Thus, they differ from regular Moogers who use swords and red Moogers who use spears by handling long-distance projectile weapons. The "Laser Blasters" are fashioned like royal shotguns and can be fired from a great distance. Master Blasters also are unique in that they wear Japanese soldiers' hats into battle.

And in case your wondering either the reader Hades or Aphrodite can summon them by saying "moogers"

The Spitfangs are Demon foot soldiers that resemble skull-like, eyeless, crocodile-heads with arms and legs. They can breathe fire quite readily. Like the Moogers, Spitfangs can be enlarged to fight larger threats.