Bringing Everyone to the Theater

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RavenDragon: Let's see, snacks, drinks, blindfolds, headphones, and shock collars for the villains. Perfect. Now for the guests.

With a wave of her hand, she teleported the entire cast into the theater and the villains in the back wearing shock collars.

Elsa: What just happened?

Belle: Where are we?

Alice: We're not in Wonderland that's for sure.

Merida: Lass, we were never in Wonderland.

Hiccup: What is this place?

RavenDragon: (On top of the balcony) It's my personal movie theater. And stage theater. Which can sometimes be confusing.

RavenDragon grabs a rope and swings down from the balcony, Jack Sparrow style.

RavenDragon: Whoo! That felt good. Now I know why Jack Sparrow loves doing that.

Barley: What are you? A sorcerer? A knight?!

RavenDragon: Slow down Barley.

Ian: How do you know my brother?

RavenDragon: Oh right. Names RavenDragon, fan of all things magical and adventure. And to answer your question, I am a witch, half-witch technically. And I brought you all here to show you all your new adventures!

Mirabel: New adventure?

Raya: What are you talking about?

Dale: Who cares? Where there's adventure, the Rescue Rangers are in.

Most of the Dreamworks characters jumped back.

Jack: Anyone else hear that chipmunk talk?

Hiccup: And I thought seeing trolls and pointy eared people was weird.

RavenDragon: Ahem. Can I continue?

Puss: Apologies, Senorita.

RavenDragon: Alrighty, before we get started, I have seating arrangements for you all. Now where is that list?

RavenDragon searches through her bag for her seating list. She pulled out potion bottles, books, a black cat.

Chip: Need any help?

RavenDragon: I got it.

Stitch ended up digging into the bag until he found the list and handed it to RavenDragon.

RavenDragon: Oh, Thank you Stitch.

Stitch: You're welcome.

RavenDragon: Now, let's get started. All the family and friends of the main cast have a card with their seat number. You all will fill up the second floor.

All of them found their seats. RavenDragon helped Abuela Madrigal to her seat and made a stronger seat for Ralph.

RavenDragon: Ok now for you guys. First the little guys. Oh and before I forget, major rule, no eating other guests. I'm looking at you Puss.

Puss sleeplessly chuckles.

RavenDragon: Now then, Poppy and Branch, you two are first and sit in the front where the tiny seats are.

Poppy and Branch head to their seats.

RavenDragon: Next, the Leaf men and MK fill up beside Branch. Then the Rescue Rangers, Chip, Dale, Monty, Gadget, and Zip then Jiminy Cricket.

They take their seats.

RavenDragon: Ok, Mushu and Cricket. You two are next.

Mushu: Nice to know someone treats a guardian well.

RavenDragon: Ok now for the kids, Vanelope, Hiro, Penny, Violet, Lilo, Stitch, Angel, Luca, Alberto and Antonio.

They head to their seats, RavenDragon notices Alberto blushing when Luca sat next to him.

RavenDragon: Next Anna, Kristoff, Elsa, Jack, Hiccup, Merida, Rapunzel, Eugene...

Eugene: It's Flynn!

RavenDragon: Anyway, Moana and Maui, you are next.

Snotlout: Why does Hiccup get the front?!

RavenDragon: Keep your mouth shut or I'll turn you into a pig and feed you to the Asgardians!

Snotlout shrunk in his seat.

RavenDragon: Ok, this is going to take all night so...

RavenDragon uses her magic to teleport the rest into their assigned seats.

RavenDragon: That's better.

Sissu: You forgot about us dragons.

RavenDragon: Oops. Sorry Sissu.

Hiccup: Did that dragon just talk?

RavenDragon: You get used to it. For the Dragons, stone beds right beside the little guys. No eating them.

The dragons take their seats.

RavenDragon: Now that everyone is seated, just a few things to go over, blindfold are for scene that you don't want to see, headphones for covering your ears in case you don't like singing, looking at you Shrek.

Shrek: Thank you and is it possible to use them in case Donkey becomes too chatty?

RavenDragon: Permission granted. Snacks and drinks are provided. Everything from bugs to cookies to cheese.

Montray: Cheese?

Montray goes into a cheese attack. RavenDragon stops him.

RavenDragon: Slow down there Monty. It is for everyone.

Montray: Sorry Luv. I can't help it. One whiff of that cheese and I'm like a moth to a flame.

RavenDragon: Lucky for you. I also have a nose plug for you to block out the cheese smell. That way you can enjoy the show.

RavenDragon puts Montray back in his seat.

RavenDragon: Also, there's buckets for those who lose their lunch. Oh and don't worry about the villains. They try anything, I'll give them a good zap. Now then, on with the show!

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