Aiden: I see you met my old teammates.
Jake: We were never mates... There was no mating.

Nick: We're having a baby.
Fiore: Oh, Congratu-
Alec: *Slams the adoption papers onto the table* It's you, sign here.

James: *Looks at the free coupons* Yessss!!! YESSS!!! YESS!!!
James: *At the drive thru* I GOT TWO FREE TACOS!!!

Emily: Unfollow me if you think the earth is flat.
Tom: *Pretends to be a flat-earther to antagonize the anti-flat-earther*
Ellie: *Is neutral, but makes polls to start fights "Is the earth flat, let's discuss"*
Grett: *Not an actual flat-earther but makes "The earth may be flat, but this ass ain't" jokes for viral tweets*
Dan: *Actual flat-earther*

Trevor: *Calling to Derek* Wait, What? You're not coming to my tea party?
Trevor: DEREK, I MADE. BISCUITS!!

Ellie: Yo, What's the scoop?
Gabby: *Comes in with a bicycle* P**is!! *Drives away, then crashes*

(TomJake in a nutshell)
Jake: (Singing, To Tom) HEY! I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL! I LIKE YOU A LOT!
Jake: Maybe we can hang out or something.....

Kristal: If you bite it and you die, It's poisonous. If it bites you and YOU die, It's venomous.
Maggy: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Yul: Then you're poisonous, Jesus christ Maggy, learn to listen.
Ally: What if it bites itself and I die?
Tess: That's voodoo.
Lake: What if it bites itself and I die?
Rosa Maria: That's correlation, not caucasition.
James: What if we bite each other?
Aiden: That's kinky.
Kristal: Oh my god...

Nick: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Alec: Oh, You've been?
Nick: In Monopoly.

Drew: *Sees Will and Ashley together*
Drew writes: They're cute... I would put them in a boat.
Dan: You mean... You ship them?

Derek: Talk dirty to me~
Trevor: The dishes.
Derek: Wh-
Trevor: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Ally: I don't know what you're (Aiden lights a fire) AAAHHH!!!
Ally: YOU BETTER STOP!! BITCH STOP!! STTOOPPP!!!!