(TomJake in a nutshell)
Jake's mind: And now, I can finally play with Tom's prized bowling ball...
Jake: *Back in reality* Oh Morgan, Go home!
Fiore: *Shocked* Wha..?

Nick: *Mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Alec: What are you making?
Nick: A mistake.

Fiore: We have a problem.
Lill: Let me guess, you caused it?
Ellie: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Will: And it's another Tuesday, Your point?
Dan: Would shooting you help solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Ashley: If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Aiden: When the asteroid hits, we'll all be dead.
James: Well, It's our last chance to do anything we want.
Aiden: You're right. I've never read these poems to any....
James: Oh.

Derek: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Trevor and I are dating.
Kristal, Oliver, Emily and Trevor: *Gasp*
Derek: Trevor, Why are you surprised?

*The squad's cooking skills*
Miriam: *Master chef*
Alec: *Knows a few recipes*
Gabby: *Can follow instructions on a box*
Ellie: *Made toast once*
Tom: *Banned from the kitchen*

Hunter: *Telling jokes*
Tess: *Laughs*
Ally: *Laughs so hard that she runs away*
Hunter and Tess: ........
Ally: *Continues laughing while running*

Connor: What does the IKR mean?
Riya: I know right.
Connor: *Gets a phone call and picks up* Oh hey, What does the IKR mean?
Riya: .............

Alec: No means no, Fiore.
Fiore: But last night, I heard you saying no to Nick over and over and heard Nick saying "Yes! Yes!"
Alec: ..........

Trevor: You're a lying piece of shit!!
Kristal: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!
Derek: I'M LEAVING AND I'M TAKING 'LIL BILLY WITH ME!
Oliver: *Gathering the cards* Aaaaaannnndddd that's enough monopoly for one day.

Gabby: No matter what happens, I just want you to remember one thing.
Gabby: In another few hours, The sun will rise!
Grett: What the FUCK does that mean?
Gabby: I don't know, But it's true!!

Ally: See you guys.
Hunter: Later guys.
Tess: Later. (Accidentally hits a trash can on her way back.)
Hunter and Ally: (Stop walking, and decides to kick down on the trashcan in revenge.)