(Gabby dealing with Tom and Ellie's beef)
Gabby: Oh, I'm done being the voice of reason.
Gabby: I've got to take an angry nap. (Lays down the floor, angrily sleeping.)

(Trevor and Emily when Kriserek is canon)
Trevor: I was gonna donate my eyes to science, but now they're ruined.
Emily: I don't believe in donating.
(No offense to any Kriserek shippers out there.)

Riya: Hey, Sorry I was late... I was... Doing things..
Aiden: (Comes in, panting) SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!
Riya: Push is such a strong word; I'd prefer to call it... Giving you a little nudge.
Aiden: *Pulls Riya on the shirt* Oh, I'll give YOU. A little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!

Oliver: *Holding a cross at Nina* The power of christ...
Nina: Rah!!
Oliver: The power of christ...
Nina: RAH!
Oliver: The power of christ... COMPELS YOU!!!
Nina: *Demonic screeching* RAAAAHHH!!!!!

Nick: Man, They look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Alec: *Watching Will screaming, Fiore trying to set Ashley on fire and Ellie choking on air* I don't know either.

Hunter: I lost Fiore.
Ally: How did you LOSE Fiore?!
Hunter: To be fair, she is very small.

Jake: Hey you, Yes you.
Jake: *Opens his umbrella*
Jake: I wanna eat your ass.

Trevor: Fine! Judge me all you want, but...
Trevor: *Points to Ellie* Married a lesbian!
Trevor: *Points to Alec* Left a man at the altar!
Trevor: *Points to James* Fell in love with a gay ice dancer!
Trevor: *Points to Oliver* Threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire!
Trevor: *To Kristal* Lives in a box!

Grett: Stupid Rabbit..
Grett: *To the Rabbit* Come on, Jump..
Rabbit: *Jumps onto Jake's arms.*

Kristal: Seriously Nina, How many people would you have killed if we'd asked you to?
Nina: That's not important.
Kristal: I DISAGREE!

Trevor: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy, and my heart has been  severely damaged.
Trevor: ...So Derek, If you're out there...