Tom: 911, What's your emergency?
Nick: (Singing) A smooth criminal~
Tom: I'm sending police to your location, right now. What time did the criminal strike?
Nick: (Singing) Close to midnight~
Tom: Okay, Can you please describe the criminal's appearance?
Nick: (Singing) Like a beauty queen~
Tom: Okay, Okay, Attractive female... Can you describe the suspect's skin color?
Nick: (Singing) It don't matter, If you're black or white~
Tom: Sir, I agree with you, But we need a criminal's physical appearance.
Nick: (Singing) Why? WHY?
Tom: WE NEED A PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION TO DESCRIBE HER! DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER INFORMATION WE COULD POSSIBLY USE?
Nick: *Singing* DIANA~
Tom: Okay, An attractive female named Diana... The police are on their way.

Derek: The fuck?! The fuck?!
Derek: The fuck is in the air?~
Derek: The fuck, There's white shit everywhere~

Will: You know, I really had a great-
Ashley: (Kisses him)
Will: (Covers his mouth and then leaves)
Song: I KISSED A GIRL!

Kristal: What makes you smile?
Lill: Friends and Family.
Drew writes: Snacks.
Grett: Victory and Sucess.
Nick: Face muscles.

Oliver: I'm not busy, Ms Emily. I'm sure I can make this double date happen.
Emily: Ew. No way in hell, Oliver. I told you that I don't date dwarves.
Oliver: :O.

Aiden: And now, Here's James with the weather!
James: (Holding up a feather) ..... I thought, You said feather.

Ellie: Gabby, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
Gabby: That sounds dangerous!
Ellie: You were HEADBUTTING children at the other side of the ship!
Gabby: That... Uhh, That must've sound horrifying to watch.
Ellie: And then you started making out with the ice sculpture!
Gabby: Thank god, That the children weren't on board to see it!

Aiden: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... ok.
James: I thought oxygen was dating magneisium, OMG.
Ally: Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Hunter: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
James: Looks like, someone's a HO.
Hunter: NaBRO.
Riya: I'm done with all of you!

Jake: How petty can you get?
Ellie: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Gabby: *She and Dan are making a lego house* At last, The roof goes on~ And nothing can go wrong~ (The lego house falls apart) OH NO!! IT ALL WENT WRONG!!!