Jensen: HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!
Gabby: I CAN'T GO BACK TO JAIL!! (Runs off.)

Derek: Tell us, What fate do you decide for the loser?
Dan: Oh geez...
Fiore: DEATH!!!!
Alec: (Sternly) Fiore..!!
Fiore: Sorry... Got carried away.

Jake: Forgive me father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Kristal: How late were you up last night?
Trevor and Derek, In Tandem: Me?
Kristal: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Kristal: (To Emily) You.

Dan: What are you doing here with one of your socks on your head?
Drew writes: I was trying to be santa...
Dan: Why? What's wrong with the real santa?
Drew writes: ...Broken...
Dan: You broke santa?

Aiden: (Singing) This is softcore... Internet porn~
Kai: Shut up James and pour me more wine~
James: (Singing) Who the hell invited Yul Chad Kim?!
Yul: (Singing) You're all UGLY~~~ COMPARED TO MEEEE~~ ESPECIALLY AIDEN AND JAMES~
Aiden: (Singing) At least I'm not a BTS reject whore fake!
Yul: YOU SKANK!! (Proceeds to beat up Aiden)

Tess: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Ally: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Hunter: A realist sees a train.
Riya: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Dan: You can come and watch us.
Drew writes: Let's go get our skates!! (Drags Dan with him.)
Fiore: (Running after them.) Wait for me, I got little legs!

James: The word "Gay" is actually an acronym.
Aiden: God Actually doesn't if You're gay.
Rosa Maria: God Accepts You.
Lake: God Always Yugoslavia.
Kai: Gandalf Ate Yoda.
Riya: Stop adding random acronyms to this, it was beautiful at first and now it's not.
Hunter: God Actually doesn't mind if we add acryonyms because YOLO!
Riya: I'm going to vomit on you.

Gabby: HELP!!! (Jake is holding her hostage.)
Tom: Never fear, For I-(Cut off by Ellie)
Ellie: I got this! (Hits Jake and carries Gabby bridal style.)
Tom: (Smiling) Oh, That's sweet~
Jake: (Smiling) That's beautiful~