Gabby: (Talking to Tess, who's walking his dog.) Love your dog.
Tess: .......
Gabby: (Gesturing to the dog) What breed is this?

Aiden: This is a nice limo.
James: Yes it is, Now suck my cock.
Aiden: (Looks at James like "WTF")
James: Just kidding!

Emily: And we're live.
Kristal: Shit, We're on national television. Oh fuck I'm not supposed to swear, OH FU-

Alec: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Nick: Okay, But in my defense; Gabby bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Alec: That's not what I wanted to-YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!

Ellie: (Wearing Jake's clothes, imitating him.) Hey guys, Look I'm Jake! (Laughs) I believe in my friends and hope and more shit like that! (Laughs, before muttering) What a loser.
Jake: (Then comes in wearing Ellie's clothes, imitating her.) Hi, I'm Ellie! I don't believe in logic and I'm a flaming asshole! I don't have any friends, And U secretly like to jerk off to pictures of Gabby in my bedroom!
Ellie: (Shocked) WHO TOLD YOU THAT?! NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FOR THAT!!!!
Jake: COME HERE MOTHERFUCKER!!! (And then they start fighting each other.)

Trevor: Okay, First off Emily. I'm bisexual.
Emily: Yeah, Gay!
Trevor: Oh for fuck's sake!

Jensen: *Points to Marcus* A human turtleneck. *Points to Nina* A narcisstic monster. *Points to Derek* And literally the dumbest person I've ever met.
Oliver: And who am I? Describe me right now!

Alec: *Sings* It sucks to be me~
Ellie: *Sings* No! It sucks to be me~
Jake: *Sings* It sucks to be me~
Gabby: *Sings* It sucks to be me!
Alec, Ellie, Jake and Gabby: *Altogether* Is there anybody here that doesn't suck to be?~~ It sucks to be me!

Yul: YOU'LL REGRET THIS DAY, FRIEND!
Aiden: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!
Yul: I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!!
Ally: HE'S NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND!!!
Yul: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!!!
Aiden and Ally: WE'RE NOT YOUR BUDDIES, GUY!!!
Yul: I'M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIENDS!!!

Will: (Trying to flirt with Ashley) Hey girl, what kind of flowers do you like?
Ashley: Why?
Will: Cause I need to know what to put on your casket.
Will: After I murder that pussy~

Fiore: I will be haunted by my actions forever, Hoot hoot!