Gabby: Drew's first detention, I'm so proud.
Ellie: Whoa, Back up. Why did they get detention?
Gabby: Because he's an idiot.
Ellie: (Terrified) He can do that?!

Ashley: If we lose, You're out of the will.
Fiore: I was in the will?

Yul: You need to be more aggressive, That's how you get in the workplace, Give it here.
Yul: *Grabs the microphone* ATTENTION FREAKS! IT'S ME! WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE STARTING OUR NEW JOB ANY MOMENT, HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE AND AWAY FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY?!
Everyone: *Ignores him*
Yul: How strange, They're pretending they don't respect me.

Aiden: So is it any wonder, How people are afraid of technology?
James: (Holding a sign that says "Technology".) TECHNOLOGY!
Karol: (Backs away) Oh my god....

Ashley: Hey, You okay?
Jake: Yeah, I just lately haven't been able to think straight.
Jake's mind: Balls, Two guys holding hands, Dicks, Dudes' butts.....

Kai: I'm JOHN CENA!
Kai: *Plays the clarinet with his nose*

Aiden: (Singing) Go suck a dick, Suck a dick, Suck a motherfucking dick~
James: (Singing) Suck a huge-ass small dick~

Alec: Is something burning?
Nick: (Leaning seductively on the counter) Just my desire for you~
Alec: Nick, The toaster is literally on fire.

Jake: SO LET ME BEEE~~ AND I'LL SET YOU FREEE~~
Aiden: TIGHT AS A VIRGIN, DON'T GET NERVOUS (TIGHT) I'M HERE TO SERVE YOU CUSTOMER SERVICE~
James: REESE'S PUFFS, REESE'S PUFFS, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP, EAT EM UP.
Tom: SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM APPLE JEANS,

Derek: (Looks over to the S1 and S2 Cast) Okay, So I need to become a therapist faster.

Gabby: OH NO! A GUNMAN!
Jensen: OHOHOHO, I'M GONNA STAB YA!

Trevor: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Emily: *Smirks and jokes* The cow.
Trevor: What?
Derek: Emily, WHY?!

Ellie: Quacking in my boobs over this.
Ellie: *QUAKING
Ellie: BOOTS * FUCKER

Trevor: And everyday's a new surprise~
Oliver: When you're learning with us guys~
Derek: And we live, in an actual NIGHTMAAAARRREEEE!!!!!!

And now, a tiny poetry to sum up Disventure Camp.

Roses are red,
And the cast is fruity,
But not all of them are,
Though they do need therapy

Okay, So there had been a few quotes that were inspired by DHMIS, Cuz I was sorta in a mood for it.

(Though little not so fun fact time;)

I kinda had two nightmares related to DHMIS, The first one was when I had a nightmare similiar to the health lesson, and the second one was when it was related to the time lesson.

Hope you enjoy these incorrect quotes, And I'll see ya next time... BYE.