Derek: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Trevor: Bro, Relax it was just a dream.
Derek: Huh, Gay, I wouldn't fuck you.
Trevor: You wouldn't?
Derek: I mean, Unless you want to.

Jake: YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU'RE ON TIMEOUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!
Lydia: (On top of the fridge) THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

James: Isn't the view beautiful?
Aiden: Yeah, It's so beautiful.
Nina: (With the rest of the S2 cast, mocking them.) "OH MY GOD, ISN'T THE VIEW SO BEAUTIFUL"?!
S2 Cast: (Proceeding to tease them)
James: (Gets pissed and proceeds to whoop their asses.)

Bea: I'm sorry, Please talk to me.
Jasmine: .......
Bea: Hello? World's amazing person? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this earth, too pure?
Jasmine: "Sorry" doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

Alec: Look, last night was a mistake.
Nick: A sexy mistake.
Alec: No, just a regular mistake.

Xavier: DANTE! YOU BETTER NOT DO CRAZY SHIT, YOU HEAR ME?
Dante: Don't worry Xavier, I'm gonna do crazy shit.
Xavier: N O !

Gabby: Hey Dan, You want some? (Gives him the drink)
Dan: THIS BITCH EMPTY!
Dan: (Throws the bottle afar) YEET!

Ellie: Come on Tom, the math thing idn't the problem. Night shift's have been keeping you and Jake apart, you two just need to bone.
Gabby: O_O!!
Tom: What did you say?
Gabby: (Whispers) Don't say it again.
Ellie: I said you two need to bone.
Tom: (Flabberghasted) How... Dare you Ellie, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR, OFFICER!
Tom: (5 minutes later) BONE!
Tom: (To the cyan team, 10 minutes later) What happens in my bedroom, team is NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!
Tom: (21 minutes later) BOOOONNNEEEE!!!!!!!
Tom: (40 minutes later, to the cyan team) Don't. EVER. speak to me like that again.

Kristal: No, This is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Emily: Your life?
Kristal: I-well, yes, but-

Declan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Xavier: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
River: Oh wow! My childhood innoncence! Thank you for finding this!
Elise: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Kristal: I knew I lost that potential, somewhere...
Gabby: Mental stability, my old friend!
Declan: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a bit?

Kacy: (To Lake) Ms Lake!
Kacy: (Innocently) What does Yaoi mean?
Lake: (Jaw drop)
Kacy: O~O ???
Lake: (Nervously) That.... Depends on which one you mean...

I just realized that the majority of these incorrect quotes either range from fruity and horny people to literally EVERYONE in Disventure Camp needing therapy.

Lydia and Dante-Werewolf1363

Xavier-DRDCRDR

Elise-imnotthebestgirl

Declan-FandomReaderWeeb

Kacy, Bea, Jazz and River-Me

Hoped you enjoyed.