Kristal: (Doing her thing)
Derek: (Calling for Kristal) KRISTAL!TREVOR CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!
Kristal: That's 50 cents.
Derek: WHOO! I'M RICH

Ashley: So has anyone seen Jake?
Gabby: I think they went in Tom's room 'studying.'
Alec: Doubt that, I heard groans there.
(Meanwhile in Tom's room)
Tom and Jake, fighting:

(Looking at the fandom be like: )
Trevor: What the fuck am I looking at?!
Derek: The consequences of our actions! (Whispers) And it's only going to get worse from here.

Fiore: (Steals Riya's purse)
Riya: HELP! MY PURSE!
James: I'LL SAVE YOU! (Does a backflip)
Riya: (Sees Fiore running away) Hey, She's already gone!
James: Yeah, But that backflip tho >:)

Drew writes: Hey, Is there a way I can come with you guys, this time?
Dan: Absolutely not, I forbid it, not gonna happen, Sorry Drew. All-Stars is no place for young vulnearable mute kids. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool ALL over you!
Dan, Drew, Will and Nick: (Look at the camera and frown.)

Lake: Welcome to physics.
Random experiment: (Gets hit and gets caught on fire)
Lake: AAAAAHHHH!!! HOLY MOTHA-

Nick's mom: NICHOLAS, YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THIS MESS RIGHT NOW!
Nick: What mess?
Nick's mom: WHAT MESS?! (Points to a TINY piece of dirt on the floor) YOU DON'T SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?! HUH, YOU DON'T-

Jake: I can't find it!
Ashley: What are you looking for?
Jake: My happiness.

Trevor: (Singing) But it's a terrific day~
Tom: (Singing) I'm still tired, Go away.
Ellie: (Singing) The sun's too bright, someone fix the sky~
Gabby: (Singing) I miss that chicken, I'm gonna cry~

Tess: You need a hobby.
Ellie: I have a hobby!
Tess: Hitting Jake isn't a hobby.

Lake: And now, for a gay update with Aiden and James.
James: Getting gayer.
Lake: Thank you, James.

Don't mind me, Just me making these incorrect quotes cause I think my mind sorta went through the 5 stages of grief with the current episode of DC. (DO NOT ASK)

Also, whoever is leaking the episodes. STOP THAT!

Thank you, And now, I'm gonna go back to seeing more Jam (Jake x Tom) stuff to deal with my boredom.

Bye.