(WARNING: Some of the jokes mentioned suicide so if you're uncomfortable, feel free to skip this)

Trevor: Hello, emergency-
Ashley: (Through the phone) Help, Somebody at prom has been killed!
Trevor: Calm down, We don't want a Panic! At the disco.

Derek: Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Jake: Well Tom and I-
Tom: (Elbows Jake)
Jake: .....Wouldn't know.

Kai: Oh no! Giant flying sheep!
James: Those are clouds.
Kai: EEEEAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!

Yul: What have I done wrong?!
Aiden: Everything, for your entire life.

Kristal: Name something a burglar wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house?
Gabby: (Presses the button with no hesistation)
Kristal: Gabby?
Gabby: (No hesistation) NAKED GRANDMA!!
Kristal: Naked HUH?!
Everyone else: .........
Emily: (Deadpan) I don't want to see that either.

Jake: I wanna die.
Ellie: We all do, You aren't special!

Trevor, Derek, Kristal and Emily: (Laughing and telling jokes)
Trevor: AND THEN I SLIT HER THROAT! AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
Kristal: Oh damn....
Derek: (Nervously) Heh heh...
Emily: (Calls 911)

Connor: How has life been treating you?
Fiore: Horribly

Ellie: (Being held down by Aiden, Jake and Ashley) AAAAA!!!!!!! THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME UNDERGROUND!!! (Screaming and crying) NO NO NO NO!!!!
Tom and Tess: (Digging a grave for Ellie)
Lake: (Brings in flowers)
Ellie: (Crying) THOSE FLOWERS ARE LOVELY!!!!!

Did I make these incorrect quotes cuz I was bored? Yes.

Am I still grieving over DCAS ep 7? Yes.

Do these DC characters need therapy? It should be obvious what the answer is by now.