James: (Plays an ouija board with Lake, Aiden, Hunter, Tess, Ally and Kai) What's your name?
Planchette: (Goes to "Yes")
James: WHAT THE FU-
Everyone: (Screaming) AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Ellie: Hey everybody, Jake pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.
Ellie: The benefits of killing him is that I would get pushed away less.

Ashley: (Carrying Fiore, to a random door) Do you see this writing? (Walks over to a random door with writing) Do you know what it means? (Goes over to a random door as well) Hospitality. (Opens the door and puts Fiore down on the bed) And you can't piss on hospitality, I WON'T ALLOW IT!
Fiore: (Scared) W-what are you gonna do to me Ashley?
Ashley: (Tightening her belt) Tightening my belt by one loop so I don't feel hunger pains, and Alec and Ellie will have to do likewise, Okay Fiore, you wanna get rough with me? You wanne show me that you don't like the choice of this team in campsite by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept your challenge.
Ashley: But just remember, when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger, we'll see who gets through this. But just remember I got more practice than you, I'll see you tommorow.

Gabby: I will send my army to attack! (Releases a dumpster of racoons.)

(WARNING: MENTION OF SUICIDE)
Grett: I think we should break up. We're not good for each other, and you keep trying to manipulate me.
Yul: You not rockin' with me?
Grett: I'm going to kill myself.

Trevor: Dan, You'll be working with Tom and Jake.
Dan: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone: *Blank stares*
Dan: ....Of people on a team.

*The squad is playing chess*
Alec: *Easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Drew: *Doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*
Gabby: *Doesn't know the rules and loses*
Miriam: *Knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*
Derek: Actually, you can't do that, Because I said so.
Trevor: They named a board game after cheese?

Kristal: Did you wash the dishes?
Derek: I thought, you wanted to do that?
Kristal: *Chuckles* YOU WERE WRONG.

During James' Elimination:
James: (To Hunter) FUCK YOU HUNTER! (To Ally) FUCK YOU ALLY! (To Ashley) FUCK YOU ASHLEY! (To Fiore) FUCK YOU WHOEVER YOUR NAME IS! (To Jake) AND FUCK YOU BITCH!

Karol: It's the 4th of July, Y'all know it's true, The colors of the flag are red, white and blue.

Gabby and Drew: (Watching a movie)
Movie: (To a dog) Buddy, You're my best friend! (Dog dies) Bud? Bud? BUD!
Drew: (Starts crying)
Gabby: (Screaming in horror) AAAH!!! AAHHH!! AAAAHHHH!!!!

I just realized that almost most of these incorrect quotes all have DC in them, and I just forgot to add them.

Anyways, I'm still coping over Jam, I'm having mixed feelings with the upcoming ep 8 of DCAS and whoever is enabling the upcoming leaks by releasing them.

SHOULD STOP.