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*Game night with the hosts*
Derek: I HATE YOU!!!!
Emily: OH?! WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!
Kristal: Emily, Give Derek your 200 dollars, You landed on his property.
Emily: NO! HE'S IN JAIL, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!!
Derek: That's not how you PLAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Trevor: (Scared) Kristal? Why is Derek screaming?
Kristal: SHUT THE FUCK UP TREVOR, YOU DON'T GET TO TALK FOR STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!!!
Derek: I WISH I WAS NEVER BOOORRRNNNN!!!!
Kristal: ME TOO!! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!
Derek: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Jake: So, what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Tom: Depends? Is your bed comfortable?
Jake: Yes.
Tom: I'd sleep.

Ellie: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Gabby: Perfect, While you do that, I'll check on the ring bear.
Ellie: .......
Ellie: You mean the ring bearER, right?
Gabby: ......
Ellie: Look me in the eye and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

(Why Nick didn't join DCAS)
Nick: The hosts kicked me out because my stupid team couldn't handle a few tiny night screams.
Nick: (Asleep at night) AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tess: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Hunter: It's my turn to cuddle Tess.
Ally: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

Aiden: Why is your christmas tree a coffee plant?
James: Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Everyone: .......
Aiden: Jesus fuck James...

Tom: (To someone that angered them) *Holds up two middle fingers*
Dan: Can't say I'm surprised.
Jake: Yeah, Flip 'em off Tom!
Drew: (Confused) *Holds up one middle finger*
Jake and Dan: (Distressed) NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Riya: You're just a toddler with termites.
Fiore: You're just a tamagotchi with tits.

(How the none DCAS contestants found out about Yul and Grett from Kai.)
Karol: What?! He says insane shit all the time, How was I suppose to know this one was true!
Kai: Bank accounts are a scam, created by the shadow government.
Karol: SEE?!

Oliver: sapnu puaS.
Derek: What?!
Kristal: What language is that?
Oliver: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Oliver was removed from the groupchat.*

(How the others react to Fiore x Alec.)
Alec: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Fiore: (Comes in) Hey Alec! Huh? (Sees the ship) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Jake: (Confused) What is going on he-(Sees the ship) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tom: Can you guys just shut the fuck u-(Sees the ship) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Ellie: (Comes in) Jesus christ, Shut up! What is going on? What are you guys doing? (Sees the ship) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Derek: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep! (Sees the ship) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Here are some more incorrect quotes to make up for the lack of much last time.

Though on a sidenote: The last one was more personal because WHO THE FUCK SHIPS FIORE WITH ALEC! (If you don't know what's going on, Someone just made ANOTHER Fiore x Alec fanfic on AO3.)

FIORE IS A LITERAL CHILD, A FUCKING CHILD, SERIOUSLY FOR GOD'S SAKE. YOU GUYS NEED HELP. (YOU'D HAVE TO BE SICK IF YOU SHIP THIS UNIRONICALLY.) (That goes for Ships with Drew or Miriam.)

And if anyone, and I mean ANYONE here SHIPS FIORE X ALEC OR ANYONE, PLEASE LEAVE.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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