Michael: Gather around the campfire children, We're gonna be reading 50 shades of gray.
(Dante smacks him upside head.)

(Gabellie First meeting in a nutshell)
Trevor: Everybody meet, Ellie! (Ellie comes in)
Everyone: ......
Fiore: Naw, Jit ugly.
Gabby: (Looking at Ellie romantically while Careless whispers plays)
Fiore: Naw, shawty in love.
(Record scratch)
Trevor: AY! Uh, Guys, Cut it out.
Fiore: Naww, The host is jealous.
Gabby: Uhm, You told us to welcome the new girl, Imma make him feel REAL Welcome alright~~
Trevor: (Stuttering) Uhm, N-No you won't!
Jake: But you told us to!
Fiore: Uh, Yeah you kinda did.
Trevor: FIORE, GET OUT!
Fiore: (Leaves) Naww, Jit trippin.
Trevor: Gabby, You are not to talk, look at or even breathe the same air as the new guy, You understand?
Fiore: Nawwww.
Gabby: Whatever.

Theo: Okay, Dude, Look. I have to ask, You've been drinking a lot of coffee recently, Are you okay?
Bruno: (Takes a deep breathe) I FORGOT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BLINK.

Alec, At Ellie: You're my significant other.
Ellie: Yeah, I am!
Alec, At Fiore: You're my child.
Fiore: Yes boss.
Alec, at Nick: You're my bitch.
Nick: Yeah, I am-WAIT WHAT?!
Alec, at Connor: My bestie.
Connor: Naturally.
Alec, Nick: HA, GAY!
Connor: Fuck you.

Yul: I'm sucking my own dick, and dying~~

(Bea, with anyone trying to flirt with Jasmine)
Bea: (Carrying Jasmine on her back) THIS ASS IS MINE! (Smacks Jasmine's ass.)
Jasmine: O_O!!!

Grett: What's your body count?
Riya: Do you mean sex or murder?

River: A mouse!
Cerise: (Pulls out a knife) Go back to where you came from, or I'll stab you.
Tyson: (Pulls out a frying pan) It'll make a nice meal!
Shawn: (Gives the mouse cheese) You deserve a treat, little guy.
Warren: (Gasping) It's Ratatouille!
Tenki: His name is Remy, Dummy.
River: ....I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window, what is wrong with you people?

Tom: You look good in that hoodie.
Jake: You know where else I'd look good?
Jake: (Zero hesistation) My bed.
Tom: (At the same time.) By your side-Wait what?

Kimberly: Now, You sing!
Rumor: How about YOU sing?! That's  what I paid for!
Kimberly: .....Alright.

Kristal: The last week, I told my assistant, Oliver, Arrange for me to host a company picnic for our top performing branch this month.
Kristal: (Gesturing to the new contestants) I got these assholes.

Jailbird: Ugh, There's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with. murder. (Glares at Jasmine.)
Jasmine: Well, Sorry, I have morals!

Alec: What is your favorite mythical story?
Nick: The story of my will to live.
Alec: I don't think I've heard of that one before.

James: This food is very hot, I can't eat it.
Aiden: You're very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: (Silence.)
Yul: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Kristal: One dinner.... I JUST WANT ONE DINNER!

That's all for these incorrect quotes folks, See ya next time~~

Michael, Dante, Warren and Jailbird (Along with their version of Shawn)-Werewolf1363

Rumor, Kimberly, Bruno and Theo-DRDCRDR

Jasmine, Tyson, Cerise, Tenki, Bea and River-Me.

BYEEE!!!!

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