Ashley: Come on Nick, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Nick: Yes I can dear, Fifty dollars.

Tess: I am convinced Aiden and Tom share a brain cell.
Ellie: And it's not in use, very often, it seems.

Fiore: (Hits Drew with a pillow.) Pillow fight.
(Then they have a pillow fight and accidentally hit Drew.)
Dan: Drew...
Fiore: Welp, Party's over.

Emily: Derek has 19 bottles of dishsoap, and gives Kristal-
Trevor: Wait, Why does Derek have so many soaps?
Derek: (Using the dishsoap) MIND YO BUSSINESS TREVOR!!

(TAKES PLACE DURING S1)
Gabby: Grett! You're such a fatass, that when you walk down the street, People go "GODDAMN, THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS!"
Grett: NO THEY DON'T, YOU JEALOUS WEAKLING!!
Alec: (Comes in)
Goddamn, That's a big fat ass!
Grett: AY!

James: When I first met you, I thought you were annoying.
Yul: And?
James: And you are.

Fiore: Good, thanks dad.
Ellie: You just called Alec dad, You said "Thanks Dad"
Fiore: What, No I didn't! I just said "Thanks, man"!
Alec: Do you see me as a father figure, Fiore?
Fiore: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!
Nick: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Ellie: (Gesturing to Hunter and Ally) Those guys are dorks.
Tess: Yes, but they're my dorks.

Aiden: What is love?
Lake: An emotional minefield.
Hunter: A neurochemical reaction.
James: Baby don't hurt me.

Drew: Mothertrucker dude! That hurt it like a buncha on a stick!
Dan: Watch your profanity!

Jake: You know what happens when I'm lonely Tom~~
Tom: (Mutters) Oh god fucking dammnit.
Jake: When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry....
Jake: I WANT TO CHOKE ON THAT RED ***** OF YOURS!!
Jake: **** YOUR **** AND LICK ALL OF YOUR **** BEFORE TAKING OUT YOUR **** AND **** WITH MORE TEETH UNTIL YOU'RE SCREAMING!!!
Jake: (Still on the phone with Tom.) **** LIKE A FUCKING BA-
Tom: (Hangs up)

That's all for these incorrect quotes folks!

Okay, Maybe this isnt a lot and it's mostly just the S1 cast. But I hope you enjoyed.

See ya next time~~