*After the squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Aiden: Now it seems we're back at square one; Finding Gabby.
Ellie: For the record, I already found her.
Tess: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Ellie: She stabbed me!
Tom:  I'm surprised they waited this long, Ellie. We've all had the urge.

Ally: Wakey wakey Hunter!
Ally: (Aiming a nerf gun at him, sleeping) Wakey wakey! (Shoots a nerf bullet at his forehead.)
Hunter: (Wakes up) What the hell?
Ally: H E A D S H O T

Jake: (Singing) Oh, I think I found myself a unicorn~~
Jake: (Gets caught by Shawn) How did you get into my house?~

Trevor: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Tom: Theft.
Fiore: Disturbing the peace.
Gabby: Aggravated assault.
Drew writes: Arson.
Derek: All of the above, in that order, probably.

Dan: I'm driving!
Gabby: Shotgun!
Fiore: Aww! But you had it all the way he-.
Dan and Fiore: WOAH!
Gabby: No, I found the shotgun! And I want the frontseat!

James: If you wanna play baseball! You gotta BE the baseball!
James: (Jumps and TRIES to be a baseball and falls)

Grett's brother: (Singing) Love me have happen~ (Plays piano) For somebody in there~
Grett: Shut the (Presses a piano key) Up.

Tom: I'm making copies.
Tom: Move, I'm gay.

Marcus: Christmas is over, Time to take down the tree.
Trevor: (Runs in) NO!!!
Kristal and Derek: NO!! NO!! (Dragging Trevor)
Trevor: (Grabbing onto a present) THERE'S STILL A PRESENT! THERE'S STILL A-!

*Squad's reaction to being told, I love you*
Drew writes: Thanks fam!
Nick: Oh no.
Gabby: *Cries* I love you too.
Grett: Sounds Fake, but okay.
Jake: *A flustered mess*
Jensen: Can I get a refund?

Derek: I swear to god, I'm the only one here with a living braincell.
Kristal, Oliver, Emily and Trevor: ALL HAIL THE SACRED BRAINCELL!

Lake: Guys, The principal just called-
Yul: It was James!
James: It was Karol!
Riya: It was Aiden!
Aiden: It was me!

Squad reactions to being called straight:
Jake: The fuck, No, I'm not!
Ellie: Excuse the hell out of you?
Nick: Ding dong, You are wrong!
Dan: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Tom: Rude.
Alec: *Punches the person*

Why are most of these incorrect quotes just S1 today? I gotta make some S2 incorrect quotes soon as well.

See ya guys~~