"We begin in a graveyard, on the outskirts of a large city, we see several people in the graveyard. Two people in front of a coffin, a absurdly tall nun reading a prayer, and a short fat Italian man pissing on a tombstone"

"Farther away from them is a man wearing a dirty cloak in from of a grave with the last name slightly damaged and unreadable"

????: I swear to you mother that mundas will pay for what he has done to our family (said in a whisper)

"Suddenly a bright light appears in the sky, confusing the Italian man"

Enzo: what the fuck?! Their here, for this douchebag!?

Bayonetta: (resites a prayer before opening a portal to purgatory to fight the angels)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOMxjVMxGlA

????: (watching from the sidelines, but joins in once the angels detect his demonic blood) very well ill entertain you for a while! (Throws his cloak away to reveal his looks)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVmm9_PWiU

(This is how he fights)

Bayonetta: (notices him fighting the angels as well and has a flash of a older version of our protagonist) sparda? (Whispered in shock)

Vergil: HHHHAAAARRRGGGG (slices an angel in half with yamato) scum

Rodan: BAYONETTA HERE CATCH!! (throws her new guns for her after each break)

Enzo: (getting kidnapped by angels for some reason) WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, ITS NOT MY TIME!!!!!

Bayonetta: (follows close behind, but lands on ends car trashing it)

Enzo: AAAAAHHHHHH WHO DID THAT, BAYONETTA IF YOU DID THAT IM TAKING YOUR CUT OF THE MONEY TO PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!

Vergil: *lands next to the car* I suggest you release the man or else you'll face me

Lead angel: you are but a simple demon who we can destroy easily, for we have more power then you (in an ancient language)

Vergil: what you have isn't power (transforms into his SDT) *THIS IS POWER* (echo to his voice)

"He the proceeds to slaughter the angels with mirage edge"

Bayonetta: so sparda I see you got a new look, it's definitely appealing~

Vergil: you must confuse me with my father

Bayonetta: oh so who's the lucky girl that won his heart?

Vergil: my mother Eva, she is no longer with us

Bayonetta: you and your father must be taking this hard

Vergil: father had died before my 8th birthday, mother was killed by demons on my 8th birthday

Bayonetta: mundas that bastard

Enzo: ah my poor car, it'd be a miracle if it even start!

Vergil: (uses some of his demonic energy to repair the car, though small dents and the broken windshield could not be restored to normal) this is the best I can do

Enzo: well it's not completely fixed but at least repairs will be a lot cheaper now, thanks for that

Bayonetta: say what is your name?

Vergil: I'm Vergil sparda, first and only son of the dark knight sparda

"The trio drive off back to the city not aware of what awaited them in the coming days"

Aka here I do apologize for not uploading sooner but I had to find ways to make characters be close enough to their canon selves without being crazy, so hope you enjoyed it and peace out!!!