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"You mum is really sweet."

"Sometimes annoying"

"I like her."

"Most people do..."

"Tell me more about her."

"Well, she is... eh, a mum."

"Really? I didn't know."

"Ehh, I can't find any other word that can describe her perfectly. She is caring, sweet, always willing to help, she always defends me and makes me think what I do with my life."

"And your father?"

"My father is like her, there is no main difference."

"That's good."

"Yes, I  want to be like them. If I ever marry, I would like to have a relationship like theirs."

"We all do."

"And how about your sister?"

"Well, she is a little demon. An angel if she wants to, but mainly not with  me."

"She asked for Toby or you did?"

"Of course I did, she was too little."

"How? They gave Bella to me as a Christmas present."

"Well, I had to do work hard for this boy. I had to obtain a 17 in my finals."

"And?"

"I got 18.6"

"That's the way to do it. Oh look, we are here."

[knocks the door]

"Tom, so glad you are here. Hello, Claire!"

"Hey Jenny!"

"Hi!"

"Woof!"

"My princess! She is just like me, and this boy! What is his name?"

"It's Toby."

"Woof"

"Awww. Enter please!"

"After you."

"Thanks."

"The only one here is Matt, he's in the kitchen."

"Okay, give me a minute. And Claire, if she does something just shout my name."

"Hey!"

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"Hey."

"You know what's the best part of Jenny's kitchen?"

"The food?"

"It has a perfect view of the main room."

"So?"

"After you Tommy."

"Oh shut up."

"Why don't you apply the 'after you' with us?"

"Because it's better just making you roll in the ground."

"Please?"

"Nope."

"Just imagine if I'm Claire, now say-"

"Never gonna happen."

"Sadly. Well, let's join them."

"Right."

"And Tom?"

"Yes?"

"After you, sir."

"Oh god."

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