It was a solemn autumn day the day Bella decided to Do It For the Meme™. She opened the package of soap and pulled out the single bar. She took a deep breath as she opened her Musical.ly account and chose a song: Soap by Melanie Martinez. Today would be the day she beat every other Muser. The day she won the soap meme. The day she became a true Musical.ly star. She smiled gravely as she stepped into her small bathroom and hit the record button.

God, I wish I never spoke.

Bella stared sadly and regretfully into her phone camera. Her acting skills were truly Oscar-worthy. Of all the great things that were sure to come of this video, admiration for her incredible acting would surely be in the mix.

Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap.

She held up the bar of soap, glancing at it in dread and horror (more incredible acting, of course) before quickly turning away in disgust.

God, I wish I never spoke, now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap.

As the bubbling sound began, Bella quickly jammed the entire bar of soap into her mouth. The taste was horrible but she dared not show it on camera. She kept a sad smile on her face as she chewed and chewed, and tears fell down her face. She forced herself to swallow all the stray chunks that fell to the back of her throat until no soap remained in her mouth. Though she suppressed the urge to vomit, her attempts were in vain. She wished that she weren't being filmed as she hung weakly over the toilet bowl. Before falling unconscious, she managed to hit the Post button. The Musical.ly had been posted—she had officially livestreamed her death.