Title: AND CUT!

Pairing: HedroRulez (PedroAlexander27 [Pierson] x Hghrules [Hannah])

Notes: Shh, you'll get a proper ship tomorrow, guys.

Song: There are a lot, but the first one is "Perfect" by Hedley.

Genre: Angst

Word Count: 689

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Hannah's Skype

Hghrules: *joking* Clearly, clearly I am dating PIERSTON, not Pierson.

Pierson the Derp: It's funny, because if I actually cared, I'd say that I WAS Pierston, just to have you back.

Pierson the Derp: But I don't.

Pierson the Derp: So I won't. :)

Hghrules: ...

Hghrules: Oh.

Hghrules: Oh, wow.

Hghrules: That was- That was just cold.

Pierson the Derp: I also like the fact that you pay attention to the fact that I can't date, but not the fact that we live hundreds of miles away from each other. That's amusing.

Hghrules: Shh... You don't even care anyways, s-so- so it doesn't even m-matter anymore!

Pierson the Derp: Yeah. So it's better this way.

Hghrules: No! Please!

Hghrules: I KNOW IT CANT BE OVER, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES

Hghrules: AND AS LONG AS I CAN SEE YOU HOLDING ON

Hghrules: I WONT FALL

Pierson the Derp: I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

Hghrules: EVEN IF YOU SAID I WAS WRONG

Hghrules: AND IM NOT PERFECT

Hghrules: BUT I KEEP TRYING

Hghrules: CAUSE THATS WHAT I SAID I WOULD DO FROM THE START

Hghrules: I'M NOT ALIVE IF I'M LONELY

Hghrules: SO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE

Hghrules: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID

Hghrules: OR JUST MY PERSONALITY

Pierson the Derp: Believe me, I love you. But not in that way.

Hghrules: NO

Hghrules: YOU CAN JUST STAHP PIERSON

Hghrules: THAT IS JUST TOO FAR, TOO SOON

Pierson the Derp: So would your heart break if I left?

Hghrules: NO

Hghrules: YOU CAN STOP NOW

Hghrules: NO

Hghrules: NONONONONO

Pierson the Derp: Would your soul split if I walked away?

Hghrules: OAFE aFJ

Hghrules: YES

Hghrules: YES IT PROIBABLY OWULD

Hghrules: MAYBE

Hghrules: MAYBE NOT

Hghrules: PROBABLY

Pierson the Derp: It's funny that you think I'm joking.

Pierson the Derp: Really, quite amusing.

Hghrules: (crying) You are so cruel!

Pierson the Derp: But you see, this isn't like the other times.

Hghrules: ..?

Pierson the Derp: In the other times, I actually felt something for you. Whether it was strong sense of friendship or something more, I can't say. But now.....

Hghrules: *tears drip down face*

Hghrules: *very unattractively*

Pierson the Derp: Well, now you're just another crying face. All you are is one more blank space.

Hghrules: *rages and sobs simultaneously*

Pierson the Derp: A distant, faded memory. Of back when there was you and me. Oh, I never wanted to hurt you.

Hghrules: *weeps obnoxiously loudly*

Hghrules: YES YOU DID, YOU JERK

Pierson the Derp: But now, I don't really care.

Hghrules: NONONONONO

Hghrules: THIS IS NOT OKAY

Hghrules: YOU CAN'T LEGITIMATELY BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE VIA SKYPE

Pierson the Derp: I just need to get you outta my hair.

Hghrules: NO, PLEASE, NO

Hghrules: YOU CAN JUST SHUT YOUR LITTLE FACE NOW

Pierson the Derp: Because we were never 'together' in the first place.

Hghrules: NO

Hghrules: DON'T BRING THAT UP

Hghrules: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Hghrules: I THOUGHT-

Hghrules: I THOUGHT THAT WE-

Pierson the Derp: Maybe I wanted us to be together, but I was too cowardly, and the feelings faded.

Hghrules: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!

Hghrules: I KNOW WE HAD SOMETHING!

Pierson the Derp: Because that's all they were: feelings.

Hghrules: FEELINGS DON'T GO AWAY

Hghrules: YOU LIE

Pierson the Derp: Something that changes day to day.

Hghrules: NO, NO, THERE IS NO PAST TENSE OF LOVE

Hghrules: NO

Hghrules: IT NEVER CHANGES, NEVER

Pierson the Derp: They always go away.

Hghrules: NO! FEELINGS REVEAL NEW CORNERS AND NEW ROOMS AND NEW PASSAGES

Hghrules: THEY REVEAL MORE

Hghrules: BUT THEY NEVER CHANGE, NEVER GO AWAY

Hghrules: NEVER, PIERSON

Pierson the Derp: There's always another change.

Pierson the Derp: Closing doors, concealing passages.

Hghrules: No! N-No...

Pierson the Derp: Hush now, don't cry.

Pierson the Derp: But this is goodbye.

Hghrules: (crying) W-Why? Why does it have to be goodbye?

Hghrules: I've never liked goodbyes.

Hghrules: You know that...

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Pierson the Derp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CUT! Take five!

Pierson the Derp: Great acting!

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Pierson the Derp: Hannah?

Hghrules: YOU CAN DIE A GORY DEATH, JERK

...

Pierson the Demonic Heartbreaking Jerk: Hannah?

Hghrules has logged off.

Pierson the Demonic Heartbreaking Jerk: I'm sorry...

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Don't hate Pierson, guys, he's really freaking awesome and even though we did say most of this via Skype, we really were joking. XD Oh Notch, he's gonna hate me, I've been ignoring him for like thirty minutes now just to write this and I think he thinks I either hate him or am dead becasue I never acknowledged the fact that i knew we were joking during that whole chat above oops my bad uhhh baiii im gonna go beg for his forgiveness