If you said that Nico and Leo were dorks, then you would be right.

Because they are. Clearly. I mean you've made it this far—

Nico cuddled Leo on Nico's bunk, wrapped up in blankets, and pirating Disney movies. Nico snuggled himself into Leo, despite them being the same height they found their ways to cuddle. Off-brand Tahkis, spicy salsa, tortilla chips, Ghost peppers, and Olives could be seen strewn around Nico's bed.

Nico popped ghost peppers in his mouth like it was an olive, and one quickly followed.

"I'm so glad you match my spice tolerance," Leo smiled.

"My mother loved spicy foods and Latino foods so I grew up with it almost as often as Italian food. My mom had the best spice tolerance, that's where I get it." Nico smirked, "I have better spice tolerance than my dad."

"How'd you learn that out?"

Nico waved a Ghost pepper in Leo's face, and Leo bit it.

"He had a ghost pepper and freaked. So naturally, I looked him in the eye and poped them like chips."

Leo laughed, "Wow, Iconic."

"What about your dad?"
"Just like me!"

Nico raised an eyebrow, "Really?"

Leo nodded as Hades (From the movie Hercules) set himself on fire from anger.

"Your dad do that?"

Nico snorted; "No."

Leo felt Nico kiss his cheek, "I love you."

"Love you too, Angel."

"Babe, guess what?"

"What?"

"I had to read a straight dude's line about having sex with a girl. I had to read that, out loud!" Nico sighed.

Leo hummed, "Well what're you gonna do?"

"Sue for emotional damage," Nico said smiling and clicking his tongue.

"Can't imagine being straight."

"Me neither."

Nico and Leo laughed in queer and watched the movie pointing out its flaws.

"Nicoooo," Leo nuzzled Nico
"Leoooooo,"
"I love you, really, it's uh- ask me to explain it!"
Nico snickered, "okay love, explain it."

Leo grinned getting off the bed and stood in the middle of the room, "It's like-"

Leo grabbed nicos wrist pulled him into his chest.
"L-Leo!!" Nico turned red
"It's like this." Leo dipped him and kissed him.

"When are you two not being all lovey dovey gay men men feels?" Bianca stood in the doorway, "as a lesbian girls are superior."

Nico shook his head, "bitch please,"
Then he gestured to Leo.

"My point." Bianca said dryly.

"Hey is Nico there?" A southern voice came from behind bianca, all smiles left, it was will solace.

"No he's not leave." Bianca blocked the door
Will looked inside beyond Bianca and saw Nico glaring daggers at him, "Nee! Gimme a another chance cmon!!"

"I always hated that nickname, and no. Your own father told me not to."

Will didn't falter, "I bet Leo doesn't treat you right cmon-"
"EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU-"
"I WOULD NEVER! Unlike y o u!" Leo shouted holding Nico back.

Bianca however did not have such restraints.
She decked him in the face breaking his nose with a crack, "bye bitch."

"You know what? Fine I'm done. I won't bother you again." Then he passed out.

Zoe passed the body and did a double take, "need help taking out the trash?"

Bianca nodded and Leo went back to cuddling Nico, "'gimme noodles-"

"ATTENTION ALL FAMILY MEMBERS- FAMILY DAY ENDS IN THIRTY MINUTES!"

"O shit I kinda forgot about that."
"Me too."
Nico opened the door and there in all his glory was his dad looking awkward as he was about to knock.

"Dad?"
"Son?"
"I was just about to come find you."
"Looks like I had a head start."
"I guess."
"We need to talk." Hades said in a somewhat softer tone.
"Oohkay?"
"All of us are in Bianca's room,"
"What is this? An intervention?"
"No just a talk."

Leo had awkwardly snuck out half way through the conversation.